MSTing:Horrible Smash Bros Crossover.

SmartGuy · Jun 25, 2009

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Lario said:
Both of those stories are products of things that try too much to be epic...

Or atleast good...

I swear I would cry if that made sense.

Glowsquid · Jun 25, 2009

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Lario said:
Both of those stories are products of things that try too much to be epic...

You should see the Deviantart guy other stuff. In one of his fanfic, two Youtube troll go in a restaurant and they randomly insult Ash from the Pokemon cartoon. Not to be outdone, Ash register to the Punch-Tournament to win a trophy.... Yeah.

Speaking of that Deviantart guy, it's only after I "discovered" his things that I learned he's part of that ATO thing you keep talking about. Small world, eh?

Lario · Jul 5, 2009

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Bleh.

SmartGuy · Jul 6, 2009

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Since you bumped this....

Here's an MSTing of CD's fan fiction called Extreme Gauge or something.

The topic is the internet.

I thought it was a fan fiction, not an Email.

is not inhabited by humans,

No shit.

but it is part of a bigger dimension known as Kreig.

Right?

The citizens of Kreig help shape the internet for humans in a special zone reserved for humans.

Wait.....

is not inhabited by humans,

Yeaaaaah, about that.....

Many bodies of Kreigian citizens are used by humans to perform their daily tasks.

They use the corpses to scare away Hobos.

However, when the bodies are not used the bodies roam free in their own world.

A place called Heaven.

Many of them fight bloody wars.

Don't they fight not-bloody wars?

Since the Kreigians are connected to the humans, the humans may experience their exploits in their dreams.

The Kregians' exploits or the Humans' exploits?

This cyber connection means humans can change their lives forever by using a simple phone.

OH MY GOD! I'M SOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOING TO ORDER THAT NEW RIP OFF ITEM!!1111 :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

The harmony between these souls is important to the well being of all.

When did you mention them having souls?

One area where beings are especially close is the Wiki World.

One sentence where the author randomly mentions something not related to anything previously mentioned in the story.

There the humans use the bodies that they use to fend off trolls that have taken over human minds.

They use the bodies they use to fend off trolls that have taaken over human minds for what? we may never know.

Various trolls have harmed the Wiki World in the past such as Willy on Wheels.

And that has to so with...?

There have been many trolls sent by the MT that have posed a threat to the wiki.

MT? manly toughness? manual transmission? media temple?

Peachycakes, a copy of Willy on Wheels, and the Logans.

Non sensicality, randomness and (lack of) qulity of puctuation.

There are also non-humanized trolls that have attacked various Mariowiki settlements.

Settlements?

However, through this all the Mariowiki has prevailed over the troll attacks.

Hooray for the predictable plot twist.

The main weapon they use is a weapon all wikis have: the Sysop Gun.

A canon that shoots Sysops.

This weapon, which can only be accessed by the Mariowiki Sysops completely destroys a troll,

Hopefully, it can correct their grammar as well.

However they do not care as long as they take care of the trolls.

You know, make their stay in the spam vault more hospitable.

The owner of the Mariowiki, Porplemontage, does not want trolls in his wiki.

"They keep going on my lawn".

However, after being blocked trolls can create weaker clones of themselves called sockpuppets.

This is starting to look like a written essay on how trolls troll wikis.....

Oh wait......

It takes various blocking methods to block sockpuppets.

Such as blocking, blocking and did I mention blocking?

One day a piece of the Alphabet Troll broke off in the wiki.

The Alphabet pie passed it's expieration date.

This piece was called A. The events that followed the coming of A were deadly.

Coming? I thought it was leaving.

Time Paradox forever.

There's nothing better than ending the chapter with a random, irrelevant

Lario · Jul 6, 2009

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Nice one.

Glowsquid · Jul 6, 2009

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Conta: The Alien Wars

9-Volt: "What about my daddy?"

Asking that will only kill him quicker, son.

Mona: "I hope he's okay..."

Now you just sealed his dead.

Me: "Mom? Dad? Oh no! My house's been destroyed!"

For someone who just lost everything, he sure doesn't seem to be shocked.

(Suddenly, a man, who happens to be

a pedo

Prof. Spring: "I'm sorry to hear that your parents died..."

What kind of uncle call themselves "Prof" even when he's not teaching? And where did you hear his parent died?

[A/N: This is just a fanfic. My parents are still alive in real life, so don't worry.]

The presence of videogame character and the alien invasion in 1600 didn't clue this wasn't exactly real so THANK YOU for pointing out it is not!

Me: "I know...but who did this?"

Again, not shocked at all.

Me: "Oh, great...my first week of school, ruined!"

So the guy just lost his parents and home but HIS FIRST WEEK OF SCHOOL is a more important complain.

(He takes me to his house for safety reasons)

To the house? Of a familiar but not completely known stranger? oh man...

The next day, at a distant city in New York--a city called Neo City, that is--there were two soldiers in the US Army

Today, somewhere--a town in canada, that is--there was a young nerd complaining about strange punctuation.

Bill and Lance grabbed their machine guns, and started fighting off the alien robots that attacked Neo City. On their way, they picked up a couple useful power-ups for their guns

Silly aliens, leaving convenient power-up on the ground...

Lance: "Bill, I'll handle the snipers with my Homing Missiles, while you take care of those cannons with your Crash Missiles!"
Bill: "Got it, Lance!"
(They took out the sniper, the cannons, and destroyed the core)

The description of the soldier's damaged psyche, the breathless yet pointless heroism, the unparalleled prose, the sheer suspense, truly an epic battle.

They then came across the broken pipes that shot out fire from underneath.

Of course, anyone who visited New York will tell you about the broken pipes

Blaze Bomber: "How dare you destroy my tank?! You two should know that I am not to be messed with! I am Blaze Bomber, the pyro-maniac of the Hate Bombers!"
Bill: "Hate Bombers?"

They're Youtube Trolls.

Bill: "Lance...whatever you do, don't get hit!"

Also, don't poke your eyes with a scissor, jump into lava, point a loaded gun at yourself, vote for the Republican Party ect.

Lance: "What happens if we do?"

You lose a live!

Bill: "Remember the Contra video games? If you get shot while having a power-up with you, you lose it..."

This is what happen when you hire hopeless nerd in the army.

Blaze Bomber: "You see this attack? It's my deadly Fire Blast! Take this!"

Meanwhile, Bill and Lance were too busy wondering in what Pokémon game they saw this attack to shoot.

Bill: "Isn't that the Fire Blast attack from the Pokemon games?"
Lance: "It could be...it's been years since I played Pokemon Yellow on my Game Boy Color."

Aliens developed their battle technics from Pokemon? I knew it was evil!

Bill: "Whoa! That thing's huge!"
Lance: "And I'll bet he doesn't look friendly..."

The usage of "bet" is to subtly indicate Lance is a moron. Or maybe it's just bad writing.

Lance: "Bill! Are you alright?"
Bill: "I'm okay. That monster's breath attack didn't hurt me too bad."

Yeah, because this story use VIDEOGAME LOGIC.

Lario · Jul 6, 2009

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My favorite part of that was where they were thinking of Pokemon games because of the Fire Blast.

Smiddle · Jul 6, 2009

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Epic. Very epic.

Snowstalker · Jul 8, 2009

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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5158878/1/Mario_is_Angry

I found this short fanfic, which I seriously hope is a joke. It makes the above fanfics look like Shakespere's writing.

Mario was tired of always finding princess from Browser. she saw always geting lost in castla never stayin put in own castle he was angry cause he was plumber but never did he job cause he was always saving he. He didnt have money only pwing from peach and he counld make livin on pwing

Pwing must not be a good job, then.

PEACH YELLED MARRIO TO THE CASTLE PEACH WERE ARE YOU?? the king was all thank goodness you are here!

"I need to know how to get out of this godawful story!"

Mario defeat brower and she give p-wing

Why would Peach give an item to Mario after defeating this mysterious Brower?

you always get kidnap and I hav safe!!

I THOUGH U LOVE ME

peach cryed and ran away and go kidnap

Go kidnap? How does this make any sort of coherent sense? I mean, not only is this HORRIBLE grammar, but who's going to kidnap her now? Must be Bowser, since Brower's been defeated.

Not much after that, just some bad grammar not worth noting. However, it does say:

to be continue?

OH GOD NO! KILL IT WITH FIRE! KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lario · Jul 9, 2009

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Excellent. You get an A ++.

SmartGuy · Jul 9, 2009

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MST of chapter 3 of Toa Waluigi's fan fiction.

Just before they were about to get to the Kirby Wiki, Toa Waluigi battled them and kidnapped Super paper luigi.

He kidnapped him before the outcome of the battle was told.

Now, in Kirby Wiki, they were battling again.

He battled them again even though he has already kidnapped SPL.

They were also losing...to KIRBY. "And Meta Knight!" said Mario.

Nobody said you were fighting Kirby yet, idiot.

Then they disappeared! "What happened?" Smiddle asked.

They disappeared. :/

"There!" Great Gonzo exclaimed.

Because a question should always be answered with an answer that has nothing to do with the original question.

Toa Waluigi is damaging the so he can enter the control room,

Damaging the what?

Then Toa Waluigi (in a Toa Inika-ish form) noticed them.

It's funny how I am expected to know what the hell "Toa Inika" is supposed to mean.

He shot an explosion interlaced with lightning at Plumber who barley survived!

They invented new guns that can fire explosions from them, the only person who gets hurt however, is the person with the gun.
:smug:

Then 3D caused an explosion near Toa Waluigi,

3D is graced by God with the power to cause explosions by doing nothing.

but he just stopped the explosion and put it near Great Gonzo.

How did he put the explosion near Great Gonzo after (somehow) stopping the explosion.

But who came out of the explosion was Great Gonzo,

The person who the explosion was right next to emerges from the explosion? I never would have guessed.

SPL, and Fg! Then Toa Waluigi left, but left behind a mask of power.

Noobs.

When he picked it up to wear it he screamed and said "HEEELP" it's fusing to my face!"

The mask fused itself to his face before he even decided to put it on, how inconveniant.

a vortex opened that led to the control room. "He's brought it," Max2 said "the end the wiki." "How'd you get here?" asked a confused Plumber.

"Well Confused Plumber, he probably used the vortex

"

The entire group then jumped into the portal. Put Fg and Smiddle were hit by electricity and died.

Some random person named Put Fg appeared out of nowhere just seconds before he and Smiddle were hit by lightening and killd.

Then in there were two areas with two Toa Waluigis.

Two parallel universes much?

Then one side (with Toa Waluigi1, SPL, Aipom, 3D, Mario, and a new friend BigBowser98) fell into a pool of water.

They forgot to inform them that they had constructed a pool nearby.

Aipom, who couldn't swim, drowned.

Yay, one less grammatically inept freak to tolerate.

Then up above, a thing wrapped in web fell from the sky. It was Gofer and HK-47 fused together.

Author sentence words, the in non-sensical making.

Lario · Jul 9, 2009

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That didn't feel so funny...

SmartGuy · Jul 12, 2009

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MST of chapter 7 of Legend of the Infinite Empire.

The sun shined down on the Forces of Light,

Don't the Forces of Light give off their own light? why do they need another source of light to shine on them?

Plumber was at the front, according to Grodus,

Grodus is a looney though, so don't believe what he says.

Wayoshi could be found in the nearby town of Jibber Jabber City.

Where he belongs.

Two shots sizzled passed Plumber, one catching part of his hat.

How could it go past him if it actually HIT him?

he reappeared in front the sniper. With one blow, Yoshi626 knocked the sniper off his feet.

So suddenly the sniper has feet rather than the gunman holding the sniper.

WAIT! a voice shouted,

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY, too easy.

Plumber scratched his head, Wayoshi?
Yes, the Green Yoshi replied

Wayoshi or the Green Yoshi?

The fire fight ceased no less than four minutes into the fight.

Because they were all burned to death.

Xzelion waited, the door behind him slid open.

Xzelion was too lazy to open the door himself you see.

He upholstered his pistol and turned around, Wayoshi walked in, nearly around a dozen others followed.

Wayoshi screwed up while using the cloning machine.

But only one caught his eye. The Mars Being, Gofer.

It wasn't Wayoshi then, but Gofer the Mars Being. >_>

Revan was sitting down with his advisors. He was about to launch Operation: Zero-17. The name stood for Seventeen Critical Targets; Revan had been entrusted by the Prince of Darkness himself.

What were the 17 critical targets?

Revans personal army was composed of his handpicked, hand-trained troops.

Hand-trained troops grow on bushes now it seems.

Revans personal ship, the Ebon Hawk hovered above the ground; his army had already taken out One Outpost successfully.

The post that prevents weird capitalization.

His next target was a critical Communication Center , the Black Soresu Comm Center .

The author at this point got into a habit of hitting the spacebar after every word and not fixing his errors.

Revan listened to the comments and suggestions his advisors had made.

As one tends to do at any meeting.

Each one brilliant in their own fields,

I hope "how to end this story once and for all" was on the agenda.

Isano his second-in-command was almost just as brilliant as Revan himself.

It's obvious Revan, with hs very large ego has become the narrator at this point.

The council bounced ideas back and forth...

Like a ball. :D

YoshiFan, YellowYoshi398, and Parayoshi wear aboard the S.S Rawk Hawk. A flying Fortress,

I like how they managed to make something that's both a boat and a fortress.

Rawk Hawk moved with grace. The large battleship was five minutes away from their target.

Now it has become a battleship, what will be the next happening that constitutes illogicallity?

Revan sat up, his robes touched the floor,

"OH NO! NOW THEY'RE ALL DUSTY! D:"

had been trained by the greatest; no one would be able to see him.

They taught him to turn invisible I presume.

He slid open the door hid pistol in hand,

It won't be considerably hard to slide open the door hid pistol, since it's in his hand.

he pointed it at Gofer. Dont move, Martian.

"Or I'll hit you with the door.....pistol.....thingy."

Gofer snapped and looked back, pistol in his hand.

It seems Gofer brought his own pistol along.

The two soldiers stared at each other, Why are you here? asked the Martian.

Where did it say anything about Xzeion and Gofer being soldiers?

For justice to be served, and for the blood of my people to be avenged.

The people who fought hard to prevent this story from being made, their loss was in vein.

Yes, my people you killed, families brokenlives shattered.

Dislocated limbs, severely damaged body components, the other things that are the result of genocide.

Xzelion lifted his pistol, if Xzelion shot, Gofer would shot...

If Xzelion shot, then Gofer would not have to be executed for crimes against the English language.

The rain drizziled down, the small town of Opo, Xzelion was watching from his outpost. The aliens had attack again, and again. It was only a matter of time before they struck here.

by lightening.

The sky filled with saucers. All units scramble fighters, repeat thousands of bogeys! Xzelion shouted into his comlink.

He didn't realise he forgot to switch it on first.

The sky erupted into flames,

Even God himself is enraged by this sorry excuse for a story.

fighters and saucers collided,

It serves them right for not de-bugging their saucers' computer software before the invasion.

His chest burned

Too bad he forgot to buy an antacid.

Little did the pilots in the sky now that they were a diversion,

To hopefully distract everyone from how bad their spelling is.

the civilians were all evacuatedbut Xzelion knew what he did was the right thing, sacrificing his menfor the lives of the innocent.

Wait, you mean that you knew God would set fire to the sky because of this terrible story? what exactly were you hoping to achieve?

Xzelion had seen a harsh flash back, him and Gofer were still in a stand-off the two soldiers exchanged words.
Gofer smiled, You remember the day, the day were your city was burned to the ground.

Gofer in the flashback reffers the things that will at that time happen in the future as if it happened in the past.

Gofer frowned as well, Then Xzrlion, how did it go?

Yeah, I would be sad too if I couldn't spell people's names correctly.

Who won the war?

God, obviously.

After a year of battling,

I thought it only took a few minutes for God to destroy all the people in the saucers.

Xzelion and his squad were ready, ready for one last attack,

Who were they fighting against?

The next part is just a really long space battle that is too boring to mock....

NO! screamed Jen.

Frankly, this is what I said when I realised this chapter still had several more paragraphs.

he brother was quite dead.

R.I.P he brother.

He slid underneath the Mecha his battle rifle blasted through the Mechas armor, he slid out his RPG and shot,

So..... while everyone else was fighting a very disorganised war, Xzelion was playing an RPG? :O

he oped fire,

He was also talking in IRC at this time, and opped someone called fire.

two Mars people fell to the ground,

They anticipated the op abuse that fire would commit.

Gofer looked at him, Let justice be served!

Yes, lets end this story now before the children start crying.

Lario · Jul 12, 2009

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I give you an A++ for that.

Lario · Jul 13, 2009

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Eh, here's a bad MST of The Super Punch-Out!! World Circuit made by the same guy who made that rip-off that was already MST'd by Glowsquid.

Today, in Diamond City...

Wait, some YouTube trolls live there? (Read on to understand...)

DukeDiceDude: "Yeah, but that's what we got for underestimating her. Nobody knew she had a Final Smash of her own!"

... Because that happened in another fan fiction made by this WarioMan.

Oneshotbros: "Well, we're about to exact our revenge, and I know just how to do it."
(They enter Mona Pizza, where Ash, Misty, Brock, May, Max, and Dawn are having some pizza)

Convenient.

Oneshotbros: "The Call of Duty vets strike back! Return of Oneshotbros, the anime-killer!!"

I don't think that's the best abbreviation...

DukeDiceDude: "Yes us again! Other nationals suck ass at life, including the Japanese! The reason? They make the crap stuff. And my gramps raped that anime fag's gramps back in WWII with an M-2 Flamethrower!"
Ash: "What are you talking about?"
Oneshotbros: "We have proof of evidence to back us up. Oh, and gut your Pikachu like a fat little pig before you slit your own throat, why don't you?"

Eh, not the most organized conversation I've seen...

Oneshotbros: "Hmph. If you want us to leave you and the rest of anime characters alone..."
DukeDiceDude: "...Then you must win the W.V.B.A. World Circuit! That's short for World Video Boxing Association, in case you wimps have been living under a rock or in a cardboard box for years."

For sure they would still "annoy" anime characters if it weren't for what happened later...

Ash: "I think I've dealt with this kind of tournament before, only that it was a Fighting Pokemon contest. I had a Primeape at that time. Well, I guess I got no choice but to enter my Pikachu."

Idiot...

Oneshotbros: "Sorry, kid. The W.V.B.A. doesn't allow the use of Pokemon. You gotta rely on yourself and your fists to win...that is, if you can get this far."

Ash: "What other choice do I have? I have to...even though I don't know the first thing about boxing. Well...I did play Super Punch-Out!! on my SNES back before I started my Pokemon journey, but still..."

If I were him I'd rather be annoyed than beaten up in an attempt to stop being annoyed...

Misty: "Then I'll help you the best I can. I also wanna get back at those guys."

1. She had beaten them up in another story of WarioMan.
2. They didn't do much to be worth getting revenge on in this...

TO BE CONTINUED...

Eh, it was predictable since this was short.

SmartGuy · Jul 13, 2009

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Lario said:
bad MST

Understatement of the year folks.

Lario · Jul 13, 2009

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'K

Nerdy Guy · Jul 14, 2009

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er...

My stumach feels sick when I read that crappy fan-fic, so didn't bother reading the commentery. (I realy need to learn to spell)

SmartGuy · Jul 29, 2009

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Chapter 5 of Toa Waluigi's un-named fan fiction.

As they entered the wiki, they noticed it was in ruins.

And which wiki would that be?

"Toa Waluigi." muttered Great Gonzo.

Gonzo likes the sound of Toa Waluigi's name.

Then, a flash of energy powered up 3D!

How conveniant.

They only problem was he couldn't turn it of.

It was a very powerful torch.

Finally, he said he saw pictures.

Just like all people who use Google images.

Hmmm," thought BB98

Some guy called Hmmm thought of BB98.

the only way that could happen is if the Mask of... He was sucked into the shadows.

The only way that could happen is if the Mask of... He was sucked into the shadows did what?

He was replaced by kranaed Gears of war freek.

Who was? The Mask of... He was sucked into the shadows?

He shot a blast of energy that knocked out everyone except SPL, , Great Gonzo, 3D, and a newcomer.

It knocked them out so they aren't shocked by how little effort is put into describing the energy blast.

The newcomer flashed a powerful blast of light from his staff it immediatly sent away the Shadow Krana.

Odd, I don't seem to recall there being one there in the first place.

Tey then noticed who the newcomer was, Toa Takanuva, Toa of Light.

Some guy called Tey was able to identify three people; the newcomer, Toa Takanuva and Toa of Light.

"They area's getting darker with shadows,"

What about the getting darker with shadows that belongs to They area?

The ToaNuvaaren't dead they're not Turaga,

The fan fiction dead they're not sensical.

but they haven't been seen in months.

How do you know all this then?

They other Toa, dead.

They coherency, dead.

"Toa Waluigi attacked...Toa Nuva alive but...almost dead...defeat with Mask of Li..."

What happened to 3D, Great Gonzo, SPL, etc?

so we can fly to Wikia where we found his base is there."

So we can conjugate coherent sentences where people can understand they can.

They soon found many masks of Flight,

At their local Wal*Mart.

SPL even had the one that belonged to Jovan, a Master Toa of Magnetism.

He felt it was too original to have the one that belonged to him and not somebody else.

They started towards Wikia

Even though they weren't wearing their masks of Flight.

But soon, it shall also end.

This story? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs

ScarecrowPerson · Jul 29, 2009