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it is now the month of december. since christmas, a tradition that started 2020 years ago is in 17 days, waluigi, who is wario's partner in crime, wants to celebrate. for that, he decided to get a green screen to make it look like he's in front of a christmas sweater pattern and wear a christmas hat (that christmas hat however is tweaked. instead of being red, waluigi changed it so that it's purple, most probably to match the color of his shirt, and he put his emblem on it) in order to pose for a picture. he seems to be pinching his mustache, probably because in his opinion, this pose looks good. mysteriously enough, wario doesn't seem to be in the picture. either he was not here, or he didn't want to be in it.
 
A man made of snow, a snowman if you will, they appear to be in an all white location, they wear a top hat with a red x, having a rather sinister face with eyes in the shadows and a menacing smile, they have 3 black dots on their body and one of their hands are dark blue while the other one is blocked from viewing
 
The above image appears to depict a small portion of some sort of amusement park ride, possibly a ferris wheel, being utilized at nighttime. One of the passengers of said ride is the character "Miles Prower" from the Sonic the Hedgehog series of video games, who goes by the nickname of "Tails". He appears to have died, possibly from fear, as indicated by his pupils being replaced by the letter x, a common trope to depict death in a cartoony fashion, as well as the presence of a nearby ghostly figure resembling him, most likely his soul which has exited his body. The identities of the other two passengers are unknown to me, but they appear to be a pink cat and some sort of creature resembling a cross between a bird and a chocolate flavored ice cream cone. Unlike Tails, these two ridegoers seem to have managed to stay alive and are enjoying the ride, oblivious or indifferent to the fact that one of their companions is now a corpse.
 
It's a dog, but with a brown hat. The dog has black ears. There is a fake mustache on the dog.
 
Princess Toadstool/Peach, ruler of the mushroom kingdom, has decided to become a doctor in order to help ill people. She was known as nurse toadstool at some point, but she managed to become an actual doctor.
 
It's a Toad, specifically a blue Toad and not the red Toad we're all familiar with, screaming in surprise at something. It appears to have Mario's hat on so perhaps it's screaming because it realises that if they have Mario's hat, then Mario is hatless.
 
An image of the Mushroom King, taken from an obscure Mario coloring book from the 80's.
 
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It is a picture of the person who goes by the screen name "Scott the Woz" on the popular video hosting site known as YouTube. In this image, Scott the Woz is smiling at the camera and is positioned against a blue background, possibly with the intention of digitally editing out the background and replacing it with another image or perhaps video footage. The image appears to have been rotated 90 degrees in some sort of editing program, as humans typically do not take this position.
 
His Royal Majesty, the Mushroom King of the Mushroom Kingdom, stands proud and tall next to the Princess who's barely off screen.
 
A orange cat with black shapes on the side of their head, 7 lines in their ears, a yellow mouth with a pink nose in the middle, their eyes are rather large, however the pupils are simply small black dots, on both side of their head is three sagging whiskers, they appeared to be amused with a large grin and one hand over their chest and what appears the other one is hanging loose off frame. In the background is a blue, light blue and white wall with a polkadot pattern on one side
 
A depiction of the ragdoll known as Raggedy Ann, which originated in a storybook in the early 20th century, but the picture itself appears to be from a later animated incarnation of the character, likely from the late 1970s - early 1980s, as it has that general look of animated films/specials of that era.
 
A rather detailed painting of a woman, she appears to be a young adult based on facial features, she appears to be either rather pale or wearing makeup, she either has naturally red lips or is wearing makeup, her hair color is hard to make out,possibly being grey, light blonde or very light brown, it is also possible this is a wig due to how puffy it is, due to the small size, I can't make out her eye color
 
A rat painting that was drawn in black and white. In its own place, it likes to think itself as a queen. He also somehow found a crown and a sharp spear in its size. It has a rather long tail and its standing on a text that says the thing it thinks it is, and a bonus on the painting are bushes or flowers on the side reaching both inferior corners.
 
The shopkeeper from one of the notorious Zelda CD-I games, famous and actually a bit of a meme for his dialogue, especially "I'm sorry Link, but I can't give credit. Come back when you're a little mmmmmm..... Richer!" now rendered in glorious 4khd thanks to the filter known as RTX being turned on
 
Old artwork from the 1996 video game Super Mario 64 featuring Mario flying above Peach's Castle while wearing the Wing Cap
 
Against a plane white background, a being with purple flowing top on their head, black basic eyes against white sockets, a orange beak, suggesting they are a bird, a long light blue neck that goes down to their body which is also light blue with also purple parts, a wavy fluffy tail is a darker but still somewhat light blue ending with long orange legs
 
Against a white background, a cat who is a parody of a Fighting Vipers fighter named "Honey" is seen. She was intended to be in the game "Sonic the Fighters" but was scrapped for unknown reasons, she become a cult character appearing in many Sonic media since.
 
It is an image taken from the box art of the 1996 video game Super Mario 64 featuring a render of the main character of the game, Mario, flying, in order to demonstrate one of the main gimmicks of the game: Mario being able to acquire a special cap that allows him to fly for a limited period of time.
 
The image of the entity above my personal alignment of letters is depicting a cartoon Ramphastos Toco that is currently being used as a representation for the cereal brand Fruit Loops. The cartoon has a beak spanning many colors, a head that is yellow in the lower part and sky blue for the additional part. For the torso, the direction facing toward the person looking at a piece of technology is a type of gray meanwhile the flip-side the viewer will see sky blue reaching down to the tail. I can´t take anymore of this fancy person talk it is super tiring
 
It is a toad NPC from the Mario franchise, specifically a "yellow" toad, meaning it has yellow spots on its head, wearing a space suit and looking backwards over his right shoulder at a mushroom house, which is also floating in space
 
It is a guy who likes to drive cars and make them crash into walls, and also carries a US flag to symbolize his culture. He's being self aware, looking directly at the screen, while trying to make the thinking emoji.
 
A picture of the animated cartoon character Marvin the Martian from the Warner Bros. franchise Looney Tunes, who first appeared in 1948 and was created by Chuck Jones.
 
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