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[Captain Goomba]

This should be fun...

Spoiler: Challenge 1

#1: In order to win, you must figure out what each sentence says. (Complete!)
#2: You don't have to respond like this, but you can if you want to. (Complete!
#3: For every word you can figure out, I will change a few of the same letters in that word throughout this message. The letter "E" will always be present. (Complete!)
#4: You may NOT ask what this is or any similar question. Doing so will cause a reset. (Complete!)
#5: Have fun! (Complete!)
… and there you have it. What does it say? Does anyone really know? I wonder...
UPDATE!! Congrats! You guys did it!

Spoiler: Challenge #2

NEW CHALLENGE!

What's with all the weird looks? Fine. Let me explain everything.
I fought Landia by myself and lost. So I fled to Planet Popstar. That's when the thought struck me... I could have you defeat Landia for me! A stroke of genius, I know.
You even helped me repair my Starcutter. I really did appreciate that, by the way.
Anyway… MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! The time has come for your planet… no! The time has come for the ENTIRE UNIVERSE to bow down to me. And for being such a big help in all of this, your planet gets to go first!
Prepare to bow, Popstar! Welcome your new overlord!
Challenge #2, GO!

 

[The Green Knight]

And now its time for........
WHEEL OF FORTUNE COOKIES!!

Can I have an 'A'

 

[Captain Goomba]

No. You gotta try harder than that.

 

[The Green Knight]

Lemme guess.
it has something to. do with the E team.

 

[Captain Goomba]

Nope.

 

[The Green Knight]

#3: *** every **** *** *** *****e ***, * **** *****e * *e* ** **e ***e me **e** ** **** **** ********** **** *e****e. The letter "E" **** ****** me **e*e**.

 

[Blue]

[Spam]

 

[Goombuigi]

Question: Are all of the Es in there revealed?
If not, here's #5: ****e *** = Lemme see!

 

[Captain Goomba]

Yes, they all are.

Also, please, please, please no one steal this idea. I intend to do more once you guys figure this out.

 

[The Green Knight]

#3: *** every **** *** *** *****e ***, * **** *****e a *e* ** **e ***e letter ** **** **** ********** **** *e****e. The letter "E" **** ****** *e **e*e**.

 

[Captain Goomba]

Come on people, try to figure this out.

 

[London Parris]

Can I buy a vowel?

I choose an O.

 

[Captain Goomba]

Look at what Specter Knight was doing, and look at the changes I made. That's all I'm going to say.

 

[Blue]

I'm trying really hard here UMMMMMMMM!

5: Hiiie a(bleeped)

 

[London Parris]

I have the proper solution for number five

5: Have fun!

 

[Captain Goomba]

Boom. Reedited.

 

[Captain Goomba]

Looks like everyone gave up. I win! (I mean, until someone else posts a guess.)

 

[Power Flotzo]

In #3, is the first word "For"?

 

[Captain Goomba]

DING DING DING! Correct! Finally, someone came back! I thought I might actually win this game.

 

[Superchao]

"for every word" in that case

(cryptograms are a lot harder when you don't have any consistency to work with)

 

[Captain Goomba]

Right again!

 

[Captain Goomba]

I don't think I'll be able to do another game like this after you guys win... not because I lost interest or because you guys will take too long, but once you win... you'll understand then.

 

[Christmas Yoshi the SSM]

#3: For every word you can...

That's the start of it, at least.

 

[Captain Goomba]

Correct! Give this man a prize pat on the back!

 

[Power Flotzo]

"For every word you can figure out, I will..."