Pizza duel

[Chair]

This one is simple. A pizza delivery is on the way, but everyone tries to make the delivery guy come to his house, or just grab the pizza back
rules (plz read): you cannot eat the pizza because someone's gonna take it back just before you do
you can't order another pizza to eat. your objective is to eat the first pizza.
I order a pizza from somewhere (not a specific location)

 

[Blue]

I grab the pizza and flee.

 

[Chair]

too bad the delivery guy is on your pursuit. he takes it back and tries to get to my house

 

[Blue]

*pulls out an ancient arrow* *Fires it at the pizza guy* *Sucking him into a black hole* *Takes pizza*
GOT ITEM!

 

[Chair]

guess what, the pizza guy had a portal gun, which allowed him to get out and take the pizza back

 

[Blue]

guess what, the pizza guy had a portal gun, which allowed him to get out and take the pizza back

*Grabs sauce gun* YOU SHOULD BE AFRAID! VERY AFRAID! *Grabs pizza*

 

[Chair]

are you firing at me or the pizza guy? because I'm just chilling in my house

 

[Chair]

It probably should arrive soon

 

[The Green Knight]

*The Pizza Guy got stuck in an avalanche and has not arrived for 3 days*

*I dig him out*

*He is frozen. poor him.*

!

Whats that hes holding! *Zelda open Treasure Chest Music Plays*

You (me) got the frozen 3 day old Pizza!
Yeet

 

[Ray Trace]

The pizza in question is Haiwaiian pizza with a lot of shrimp and anchovies in it, exactly how I like it. I hope you guys love a lot of pineapples on pizza.

 

[Blue]

*Takes pizza* *BLJ's away infinitely wa'ing*

 

[Ray Trace]

I'll just order another pizza and be done with it.

 

[Chair]

I'll just order another pizza and be done with it.

(first of all u don't have the money second of all that's illegal because that's what this game's about)

 

[The Green Knight]

*Waluigi comes to the warp zone, will he choose 2 3 or 4?*

 

[Ray Trace]

I'll order ten thousand pizzas so it would cause confusion and chaos, and I'll slip off with the pizza that was ordered earlier while everyone else fights over the pizzas they didn't order.

 

[The Green Knight]

This is not the Sims.

 

[Ray Trace]

Of course it's not the Sims. If it was, the pizza delivery guy would just magically spawn right in front of my doorstep right after I made that call.

 

[Captain Goomba]

Talk about godmodding. This thread is going to get ludicrous.

 

[Ray Trace]

I mean, I don't think my actions are much weirder than a pizza guy having a portal gun.

*Clicks on Magolor*

*Clicks on Mean interaction*

*Clicks on Fight!*

*Magolor walks up to my character and he starts fighting him.*

 

[Captain Goomba]

I back up, wanting to avoid a fight.

 

[Ray Trace]

*Magolor claps his hands together, puts his hands on his hips, and my character is all bruised up, getting the Dazed emotion.*

*My character makes Self-Depreciating Joke*

 

[Captain Goomba]

Since when did you have control over me? Or is that actually Magolor?

 

[The Green Knight]

<Insert Spider-man quip>
*Takes pizza while you are beat up*

 

[Ray Trace]

Since when did you have control over me? Or is that actually Magolor?

Nah, don't worry about it, I'm just poking fun at what happens when you select the Fight! interaction in the Sims 4: the characters just mindlessly walk to the guy who wants to initiate a fight with him and just starts fighting even if they're not the fighting type. This will be the last time I control your character.

<Insert Spider-man quip>
*Takes pizza while you are beat up*

Hey! Come back here! I have...the funniest joke in the world!

 

[Captain Goomba]

Nah, don't worry about it, I'm just poking fun at what happens when you select the Fight! interaction in the Sims 4: the characters just mindlessly walk to the guy who wants to initiate a fight with him and just starts fighting even if they're not the fighting type. This will be the last time I control your character

Oh. OK
I pull out a magic pencil and draw my own pizza, then offer everyone a slice so this game can end we can all get along.