bad wishes are not necessarily bad

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, later a better way of communication is invented.

I wish that my mobile phone was broken.

 

[Chair]

granted, you buy a better one next because of it

I wish I had nothing to eat

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, you soon got used to it and can survive forever without eating.

I wish that I cannot swim.

 

[Chair]

u forgot ur wish and also lul thats not physically possible

I wish my door broke

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, later your dad installed a better door.

I wish that the policeman died.

 

[Chair]

Granted, turns out the police were the people that was leading into other people to become criminals, so now there's no more violence.

I wish my leg broke

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, later your dad bought a wheelchair that can move faster than humans.

I wish that my dad's car is slower than my wheelchair.

 

[Chair]

granted, your wheelchair has the same powers as mine and your dad's car is an inch slower

I wish I would take a shower with beetles

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, the beetles do not harm you and like you!

I want beetles to be bigger.

 

[Chair]

Granted, they're still friendly

I want beetles to be unfriendly

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, you get a reward after killing them.

I want every animal to be unfriendly.

 

[Chair]

Granted, they are weak and you can kill them easily

I wish I spilled my juice

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, someone saw it and decided to buy you a better drink.

I wish that there are no more drinks in the drink shop.

 

[Chair]

Granted, that's because the shop just closed for a bigger and better one right next to it

I wish this wish is bad

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, this wish's name is "bad", but it is a good wish!

I wish that the apple on the table will turn bad.

 

[Kirbyo]

granted, but it tastes amazing
i wish to be stuck with a creepy clown

 

[Chair]

granted, he gives you a balloon and lets you go.

I wish I got in a car accident

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, the car driver paid for you hospital fees.

I wish that I can be hospitalized.

 

[Chair]

granted, they figured a problem with your health that's been bothering you this whole time and then they fix both issues, and you feel way better.

I wish I died

 

[Kirbyo]

granted, they figured a problem with your health that's been bothering you this whole time and then they fix both issues, and you feel way better.

I wish I died

you get sent to heaven.

i wish to not have any wishes

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, everything good happened to you.

I wish for a robber to rob my house.

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted, everything good happened to you.

I wish for a robber to rob my house.

He took that old ichy sweater.
I wish for Kirby to have no more games.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, Nintendo then created another Smash game featuring Kirby in the story mode.

I wish Nintendo will revive Super Mario Bros. 35 and resell Super Mario 3D All-Stars.

 

[Kirbyo]

Granted, Nintendo then created another Smash game featuring Kirby in the story mode.

I wish Nintendo will revive Super Mario Bros. 35 and resell Super Mario 3D All-Stars.

Granted, but Pac-Man 99 is better and the 3D All-Stars games are now sold separately on the E-Shop.
I wish for YouTube to die.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, but Google created another video platform.

I wish for Google to stop developing products.