Mario-related punishments

Dreamcap Captain R said:
They have to spend all their time on a special Mario boards that only makes boomer humor all the time.
Mario's on mushrooms! And is Peach cheating with Bowser?!
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That sounds terrible!
 
Don't forget the ol' "Mario punches Yoshi" and "Mario dumps Yoshis in pits for second jumps"
And basically anything from QuackPat.
 
The Green Knight said:
Ok time to go old school, in the instruction pamphlet of Super Mario Bros. It suggests that toads were reincarnated by bowser to be brick blocks. Imagine being killed (again) by Mario's head.

Wait! does this mean toads went to hell and were reincarnated as blocks???:toad:
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If I'm not wrong the only block Toads are turned into are question blocks in the original Super Mario lore. This also explains why they give you a Power-Up.
 
Try to beat a Gold Beanie.

Satan can choose on whether it's SuperStarSaga or DreamTeam.
 
Marie Antoinette said:
They only Mario games, nay the only games in general they can play, are the Mario's Early Years educational games for preschoolers. Which they have to do for eternity.
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