recreate the above's user's sentence stupidly

[MightyMario]

Dude, you lick donuts?

Where's the beef?

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

"Where's the beef?" becomes "Where is the freaking beefy boy?"

Instructions unclear: Crashed Paper Mario 64.

 

[Tepig]

Instructions unclear: Crashed Paper Mario 64.

Directions unidentifiable: Broke Paper Mario Sticker Star.

Why are there so many stairs?

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Why is there so dozen steppy stars?

What's up, doc?

 

[MegaBowser64]

What is it up the dock?

Buy one, get one free!

 

[Wynn Liaw]

By one, GAP won a tree!

The official currencies of the Koreas are both won.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

The official current Es of the Koreans have both won.

Duck season! Rabbit Season! Duck Season! Rabbit Season! DUCK SEASON!

 

[Stanley]

Dock season. Ribbit season. Deck season. Nabbit season. Truck season.

How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood

 

[Fizzle]

A wood chuck would throw 48 piles of sticks.

Look over there? Where? *poof, gone*

 

[Stanley]

Make with of the glancing to the over here. Where are you discussing about. Poof, I remain intact in a separate location.

The T rex had cute little stubby arms.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

The R Tex has adorable tiny stiff guns.

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!

 

[merriexmas]

I feel aversion toward a certain animal which is a spiny mammal of the subfamily Erinaceinae, in the eulipotyphlan family Erinaceidae.

My sentence:
I love chairs

 

[MegaBowser64]

I feel a romantic attraction towards furniture

Can I get fries with that?

 

[Stanley]

I would enjoy you providing long fried potato sticks with my greasy unhealthy meal.

The Nintendo Switch has games.

 

[Fizzle]

Games the Switch has Nintendo. (Yoda be like)

A rabbit and polar bear eating marshmallows in a snowstorm have found a snowy fox.