Mediocre wishes aren't always mediocre wishes

[Super Mario Bros.]

Granted. In fact, Megaverse has now become required reading in school districts across the world, which has inexplicably led to an increase in literacy rates as proven by test scores in all districts that have adopted the Mandatory Megaverse policy.

I wish that I could think of a decent enough wish to post: neither one that is exceedingly great nor one that is excruciatingly terrible, but one that is simply mundane.

 

[Christmas Who?]

Granted. In fact, Megaverse has now become required reading in school districts across the world, which has inexplicably led to an increase in literacy rates as proven by test scores in all districts that have adopted the Mandatory Megaverse policy.

I wish that I could think of a decent enough wish to post: neither one that is exceedingly great nor one that is excruciatingly terrible, but one that is simply mundane.

Granted, you post it.

I wish I was human.

 

[SuperShyGuy]

Granted, but your small as an ant.

I wish for there to be a parallel universe where the Super Mario Bros. Movie was good.

 

[Flowey]

Granted, it's far better than the games in that universe and Mario becomes a movie series, prompting Nintendo to become a movie studio.


I wish I had a MTN Dew

 

[Wynn Liaw]

It's expired.

I wish for some water.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, it's cursed water causing judges to only give you a 7.8/10 for any rating-based competition you enter ever for the rest of your life.

I wish we had a new Kirby game already.

 

[PaperMario77]

Granted, but it's a spin-off.

I wish I had a RTX chip.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted. It is broken.

I wish to splash in a puddle.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, the puddle is lava and BURNs you.

I wish I could compile SRB2 v1.09.4 in a way that it doesn't crash upon trying to start the game.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, and you become famous for finding a way.

I want a sheet of paper.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, it has a $500 bill taped on the back of it.

I want a blank CD-R.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but you get arrested because it is one of their top secret videos that appears to be blank.

I want to open a door.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, you find a Yoshi in the room the door lead to.

I want a Commodore Amiga 500 that is broken.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but there was a monkey that fixes it.

I want a P-Switch.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, but it turns you into a shiny but deadly coin.

I wish I could stare at a Yoshi into the eyes.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, it became loyal to you.

I want a POW Block.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, it does not work.

I want a being made out of goo.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, you eat it and it tastes good.

I want to stand on non-slippery ice.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Granted, the ice cracks under you and you drown in cold water.

I want a DVD player.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, it is broken.

I want a watermelon.

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Instructions unclear: Gave you a Melon from Yoshi's Story instead.

I want a Playstation 2.

 

[Bugzzy]

Granted, but you are in the wrong thread.
I want a banana.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Granted, it's from Angelababy.

I wish for an orange.

 

[Roy "Bully" Koopa]

Granted, but it's rotten and it gives you scurvy when you eat it.

I wish I had 10,000 different-colored GameBoys.

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Granted, but they all bleed together and become a big Gray blob of buttons.

I wish it would rain.