Give an unpredictable response to the user above

[Stanley]

Shiny bananas must be eaten slowly

 

[Sleuth "Doggy" Dawg]

Luke, the lightsaber is the weapon of a Jedi.

 

[Wynn Liaw]

I'm not Luke. I'm Paul.

 

[Nellie Rose Morningstar]

Hi, my name's Funny Man and I just ate a 4-pound hamburger.