You Know You've Played Donkey Kong Games Too Much When...

[Eraineda]

Well, since there's a post like this at the Mario' forum, I decided created another one,Dk-style.


-You always eats bananas at breakfast;
-You eats bananas at lunch;
-You eats banans at dinner;
-You hate crocodiles;

So guys, make more.

 

[Smiddle]

Just 'cause you hate crocodiles it doesn't mean you play DK games too much...
Your only clothing is a tie (go get some clothes sicko)

 

[3Dejong]

Oh?


I need pants.

 

[Smiddle]

I don't. I'm just floating inside some weird 1337 ball, and it's probably warm in there.

 

[PeteyPiranhaLover]

YOU SMELL LIKE A DIRTY APE!
-You Play Tennis with a wooden raquet.
-You play baseball with a boxing glove.

 

[Son_of_Suns]

Ummm....a lot of people play tennis with a wooden racquet.

 

[Max2]

Ummm....a lot of people play tennis with a wooden racquet.

do they play baseball with a boxing glove???

 

[Son_of_Suns]

Who doesn't?

 

[Smiddle]

YOU SMELL LIKE A DIRTY APE!

Who doesn't? LOLJKFTW

 

[Paper Jorge]

All from DK Jungle Beat:

-When you see elephants you think they're robots.
-When you see a pineapple you always clap to pick it up.
-You think that having a collection of bananas is cool.
-You jump inside flowers thinking you will be shot out.
-You think you can swim in jelly.
-When you see monkeys, you think that they are tewlling you to do what they are doing.

 

[Dry Bones]

You trow barrels at italin plumber (or you just trow them at your grampa)

 

[Guiliant]

Your a monkey.

When you fire your coconut gun, its fire at first.

 

[Xzelion]

You try to burp to take out your enemies.
Your cousin (tiny) is bigger than you are.
You ride on top of a rhino, swordfish, and frog? how does that work?
Your kart is shaped like a Barrel

 

[ultimatetoad]

You go on homocidal rampages, destroying everything and everyone in your path.... just because you can.

 

[Xzelion]

You shot coconuts at you enemy.
You shot peanuts a crocidiles

 

[Plumber]

You have nightmares about the Hump glitch.

 

[3Dejong]

You have nightmares about Plumber having nightmares about the hump glitch.

REALLY HAPPENED.

 

[Plumber]

You have nightmares about Plumber having nightmares about the hump glitch.

REALLY HAPPENED.

You dream of Donkey Kong except he's a donkey instead.

 

[SiFi]

You don't go to the circus in case your girlfriend gets kidnapped.

 

[Plumber]

You think crocodiles are evil and throw barrels at them.

 

[3Dejong]

You wait outside mole holes with a hammer.

 

[Plumber]

You play bongos in your dreams when you dream of being a monkey.

 

[Smiddle]

You think crocodiles are evil and throw barrels at them.

Who doesn't?

 

[3Dejong]

*throws barrel at Smiddle*

EEEW! I thought you were a crocodile. Shower, OK?

 

[Smiddle]

Do it yourself.