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Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

probs because you see pigeons all the time

doves are uncommon

let's not make them rare
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

Priam said:
probs because you see pigeons all the time

doves are uncommon

let's not make them rare
uncommon where you live perhaps

not so much in the us
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

It's like some people keep saying that moles are endangered.

ffs my whole garden is being fucked up by moles all the time.
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

It's my first day.

(New job)
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

i went to a casino for the first time and i played blackjack cause that was the only card game i knew how to play
i broke a $20 bill for 4 $5 chips and i walked out with $25 O0
but holy hell now i know how people get addicted to this shit cause its fun but you gotta put limits on it or else you lose a lot of gubbins
 
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Ahh, the casinos. Everyone thinks I've been to one and play dirty illegal games, but I'm underage... It can become addictive tho.

I'm in bed sick. I'm missing school. And I'm getting spammed by mobile messages from everyone I know.
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

>We get new pcs at our school
>Win7
>4GB ram
>all in all pretty nice machines

So last week they were installed, and when I went to the pc room in my recess break as usual I tried out what I could actually do with them now.

You can actually install games and play them now, which is a huge plus, and it also works considerably good (i tried minecraft and it capped at 30 fps for some reason).

Then I tried the internet.

...

Well, we also installed a new server. And on that server is a filter that blocks off certain websites as chosen by the system administrator (a teacher).

Before the new server the only things that were banned were some obvious scam sites, tor, porn sites, etcetc, like all the bad stuff.

So I casually try to go on gamefaqs today.

>Banned

...okay I thought, how and why does he know about gamefaqs, moving on

turns out that 4chan and newgrounds also got banned, as well as 90% of all proxy sites I know (well except for one that connected to a server in vietnam and took about 15 minutes just to load 4chan)

:dk2:

>mfw I realize our teacher knows about 4chan and gamefaqs

>mfw he banned them
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

Who knows 4chan knows about Pedobear. Have you thought of that?
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

Iggy Koopa Jr said:
Who knows 4chan knows about Pedobear. Have you thought of that?

well yeah but

gamefaqs

I mean cmon

also reddit still works and that is about as much of a threat.
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

I got braces.

...well, a brace. They only put in the upper one, don't judge.
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

I only had an upper brace when I had a brace.
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

Duke Devlin said:
I only had an upper brace when I had a brace.

Well, I'm having a lower one in later on because they apparently want to space this out.
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

My braces got removed. I still have a fucking Damon Splint ( a fucking painful mouthpiece) to pit on every night.
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

MidnaFreak said:
Well, we also installed a new server. And on that server is a filter that blocks off certain websites as chosen by the system administrator (a teacher).

Before the new server the only things that were banned were some obvious scam sites, tor, porn sites, etcetc, like all the bad stuff.

So I casually try to go on gamefaqs today.

>Banned

...okay I thought, how and why does he know about gamefaqs, moving on

turns out that 4chan and newgrounds also got banned, as well as 90% of all proxy sites I know (well except for one that connected to a server in vietnam and took about 15 minutes just to load 4chan)

:dk2:

>mfw I realize our teacher knows about 4chan and gamefaqs

>mfw he banned them

Pretty sure the systems administrator will be a specialist IT person and not a teacher (unless you have a really small, regional and/or pov school). I can also pretty much guarantee every systems administrator knows about 4chan. :P

It makes total sense to blacklist both those sites because they clearly aren't for educational purposes and one in particular has content with questionable appropriateness for school.
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

Also some content-filtering systems have automatic filters based on the contents of the webpage. Which on some sites makes it very random which page does or does not load.

So of course some obscure sites are banned too, your teachers or other staff do not need to know all sites to ban them.
 
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Yui Hirasawa said:
(unless you have a really small, regional and/or pov school)

We are the second smallest school in the state (not country) :p
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

My new phone arrived today. LG G3. The screen is really nice, but I haven't been able to test it out much because of homework. >_>
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

Quit my job after the first day.
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

I fainted. Everyone panicked, 911 got called, and now I'm at the hospital in a wheelchair with a mask and serious head pain. I can't concentrate too much on this message.
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

Ehh I got some clumsy love confession from some guy. I cant stop blushing weeeelp
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

Shulk said:
I fainted. Everyone panicked, 911 got called, and now I'm at the hospital in a wheelchair with a mask and serious head pain. I can't concentrate too much on this message.

What exactly did you faint on? A MJ post? If yes we can sue porple.

Iggy Koopa Jr said:
Ehh I got some clumsy love confession from some guy. I cant stop blushing weeeelp

Still a better love story than twilight.
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

I did a thing.

It was so noteworthy, you wouldn't.
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

MidnaFreak said:
Shulk said:
I fainted. Everyone panicked, 911 got called, and now I'm at the hospital in a wheelchair with a mask and serious head pain. I can't concentrate too much on this message.

What exactly did you faint on? A MJ post? If yes we can sue porple.
I was lightheaded, and I'd prefer if you didn't make jokes about it.
 
Re: pretend you did (x) thing in the past few weeks and try to call it noteworthy

Shulk said:
I was lightheaded, and I'd prefer if you didn't make jokes about it.

oh I'm sorry the next time please add a [nojoke] tag
 
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