Things to never say to a Police Officer
- Thread starter WarioLoaf
- Start date
"And I say you're under the influence... of being a jerk!"
ultimatetoad
Sparky
Hell, if you say anything to a police officer nowadays, they are legally allowed to bludgeon you to death...
#1: Officer: Gee, son, your eyes look red, have you been drinking?
You: Gee, officer, your mouth looks white, you been eating donuts?
#2: I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!
#3: Hey, thanks, that last officer only gave me a warning, too!
#4: Can I at least say good-bye to the dead guy in my trunk?
You: Gee, officer, your mouth looks white, you been eating donuts?
#2: I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!
#3: Hey, thanks, that last officer only gave me a warning, too!
#4: Can I at least say good-bye to the dead guy in my trunk?
PeteyPiranhaLover
Why does Petey Piranha got to have haters?
Here's something a "cop" should never say when his car hits something:
"Someone call the cops!'
Chief Wiggum said this in "The Simpsons Hit & Run".
This is actually quite ironic because he is a cop.
He's just really dumb.
"Someone call the cops!'
Chief Wiggum said this in "The Simpsons Hit & Run".
This is actually quite ironic because he is a cop.
He's just really dumb.
ultimatetoad
Sparky
lol, only good line in SH&R.
ultimatetoad
Sparky
"I'm not a criminal, but I play one on TV"
Waluigi Freak 99
Goomba
"Oh, come on! You're just gonna arrest me? No nightstick? No tazer? You'll never be on COPS with that wimpy attitude!"
"Please don't check the trunk!"
(pointing to the tree you just crashed into) "You're gonna give me a breathalyzer test, but not that guy?!"
"Please don't check the trunk!"
(pointing to the tree you just crashed into) "You're gonna give me a breathalyzer test, but not that guy?!"
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled
down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem,
Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am
pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.
What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that
drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,
"Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart alleck when he's drunk."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get
far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled
voice said, "Are we over the border yet?
down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem,
Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am
pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.
What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that
drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,
"Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart alleck when he's drunk."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get
far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled
voice said, "Are we over the border yet?
ultimatetoad
Sparky
YellowYoshi398 said:
You win....