Things to never say to a Police Officer

YellowYoshi398 said:
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled
down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem,
Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am
pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.
What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that
drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,
"Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart alleck when he's drunk."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get
far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled
voice said, "Are we over the border yet?
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LOLZ
 
Great Gonzo said:
YellowYoshi398 said:
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled
down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem,
Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am
pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.
What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that
drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,
"Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart alleck when he's drunk."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get
far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled
voice said, "Are we over the border yet?
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LOLZ
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Yeah, 'tis HILARIOUS. I doubt many people'll bother reading it, though; it's pretty long...
 
YellowYoshi398 said:
Great Gonzo said:
YellowYoshi398 said:
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled
down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem,
Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am
pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.
What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that
drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,
"Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart alleck when he's drunk."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get
far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled
voice said, "Are we over the border yet?
Click to expand...

LOLZ
Click to expand...

Yeah, 'tis HILARIOUS. I doubt many people'll bother reading it, though; it's pretty long...
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I wasn't going to, but I did and..............LOL XD

Ok here's one:

Officer, do you know if the make "Bombs for DUMMIES?"
 
Officer: you are in violation of the 13th Amendment
Man: you're in violation of your FACE!
 
Dude:Officer, are you a guy or a girl? I can't tell.
 
Plumber said:
YellowYoshi398 said:
Great Gonzo said:
YellowYoshi398 said:
A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled
down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem,
Officer?"
"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am
pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations.
What do you think you're going to do with the money?"
He thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that
drivers' license."
The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman,
"Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart alleck when he's drunk."
The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get
far in a stolen car!"
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled
voice said, "Are we over the border yet?
Click to expand...

LOLZ
Click to expand...

Yeah, 'tis HILARIOUS. I doubt many people'll bother reading it, though; it's pretty long...
Click to expand...

I wasn't going to, but I did and..............LOL XD

Ok here's one:

Officer, do you know if the make "Bombs for DUMMIES?"
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Just noticed it. LOLOLOLOL XD :lol:
 
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