Monokuma, Public Instigator

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Part 1.

 

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Spoiler: Music

Monokuma : Y-Y-You guys!! Audible sniffle. I'm so overwhelmed by e-e-emotion!! Monokuma cries with EXTREME emotion. EXTREME EMOTION that pulls at your heart strings. Kamukura, this is called WRITING!

Kamukura : ...

Monokuma : This is called desperation, Kamukura!

Kamukura : ...

Well, like whatever, damn bastard. IT'S JUSSSSSST SOOOOO BEAUTIFULLLLLLLL!!!

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I wanna thank... Nobody but myself. So, I'm just gonna do that.

And we got Poochy picked too! By the dog's own free will! Because people voted for ME by their own free will! I really want to emphasize free will.

Free will, see you got to really use bold text to emphasize important bits! That's a tip only an experienced writer like me could give you.
That technique makes up only 0000000000000000.1% of my full writer power.

Writing talent? How boring, Monokuma.

Watch it with the meta jabs, a-hole. You're such a fast learner...
And I'm such an amazing teacher! And principal! And author! And manipulator! Is there nothing I can't do?

Honestly, I should give myself even MORE credit. Honestly, I totally expected this.
Honestly, it's because I'm just too good, I never mak typoos and never make the gramatical errors.
Honestly, I'm just good at coming up with the right words, honestly, I rarely ever repeat them, honestly, I never ever make run-on sentences run-on sentences are really bad and a massive pain to read really a massive pain seriously a massive pain so learn how to use punctuation like me.

I also pace my stories utterly perfectly, they're always such easy and fast reads. Only having like a bajillion pages worth of words. Monokuma, Public Instigator is a short story masterwork, frankly.

Mario fans loved its light-hearted breezy tone. No drama or foreshadowing, only silly and goofy hijinks.
Danganronpa and Super Mario fit together so naturally. It's the crossover everyone was asking for!

It's safe to say, EVERYONE ON PLANET EARTH IS CLAMORING FOR MORE!!!- Even if they aren't consciously aware of that quite yet.

I've instigated so much hype from the public. I'm just that cool.

Well, you won't have wait much longer for more Monokuma. Part 2 of MY story will surely come next month.
The story from that point will start kickin' into maximum overdrive! I want you to imagine all the fun that'll ensue.
The Joja Mart takeover, all the violence, the betrayed faces of my New Wikisburg pawns as my plans go into motion, all that entertaining stuff.
And there'll be an even heavier focus on me! Y'know, because that Kamukura guy won't be there with me.

He exists!

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And he'll be doing a lot of brain-numbing boring spywork.

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Being all silent and what not.

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And unexpressive as always.

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But never mind that guy. Who cares about those thoughts of his? We won't be following those at all.
I, Monokuma the Ultimate Despair, super-duper non-existent pinky promise, that you'll be reading loads of brand new HILLARIOUS Monokuma antics this June!
With all my HILLARIOUS narration and more!
A BRAND NEW MASSIVE MONOKUMA FOCUSED GIFT FROM ME!!!

This has been thoroughly dull.

Yeah, okay, whatever, leave. Pfft, that kid, Ultimate Hope? More like Ultimate Dope, because he sures like to act HIGH and mighty.
Dull, my mascot booty, what are you gonna get up to without me? Do what you always do? Stand around and be stupid, heh gottem.
Nobody's gonna read that.

Anyway...

Monokuma, Public Instigator.
Part 2.
Yeah!
June.
Yay!​