The Joke Thread

[Smg4]

List your jokes here for others to see and get everyone laughing.

Please don't copy someone's else's joke that's on this thread.

 

[Smg4]

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

On the Dark Side

 

[Koopa con Carne]

Who lies about their age in their profile?

Someone who isn't old enough to make an account here!

 

[Alex Parkinson]

What do you do with a dead chemist?

Barium.

 

[MegaBowser64]

What did one guy say to another?

Man, it sure sucks being in such a bad joke.

 

[Rick the Door Technician]

I would be a stand up comedian but I prefer to sit.

 

[Fizzle]

I asked a pirate how old he was, and he said "Aye matey"

 

[Smg4]

Who do moon rocks taste better then earth rocks? Because moon rocks are meatier (meteor)