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(Hm, quite the crackshot, this one. Well, I'll consider myself lucky not to count myself among her targets for now - though I expect that may change in the near future, at least once I get around to freeing my companion from her bindings.)
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Now then, I'm afraid there's no need for such things. I believe she was simply confused by your inquiry and scrambled to provide an... admittedly odd response. I'm afraid we don't know of which "concierge" you speak. Mr. Tarlow, perhaps? Or do you mean Mr. Aldrich or Dr. Baskerforge? We've only just arrived, you see - neither of us have exchanged much in the way of words with anyone besides yourself, I'm afraid.
Or perhaps you can consider that a boon? Whatever you share, you can be assured that we'll keep it within the closest confidence. Rest assured, I'm not about to go flapping my lips to a bunch of people I've scarcely met. Detective's honor.
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...I am however, obligated to let her out before her screaming attracts undue attention. With your dedication to secrecy, I'm sure you can agree on those terms, yes?
[With a click, you hear a latch release, followed by black balls of fuzz jumping out of the bush Valerie was in, tackling her to the ground. She gets up again.]

.....Say hi. It's okay. I'm fond of a particular invasive species. You know, terrichinoderms. They're a parasitic land urchin that feed off of other creature's magical energy. In many shapes and sizes.

Not many people have encountered them, but they're pretty much everywhere on the uninhabited jungle islands of Findelo. It takes me a while to train these lil guys and bond with them.
But, one of my latest catches got out. I'm laying traps to lure it back in. They like shiny things, and Aldrich is the guy I'm trying to avoid finding out about it. Not only am I booby trapping his hotel, well.
I'm giving a............ talk about these.... fuzzy guys....... later in the conference. If you're more curious about their traits, ask me later.
As for the flower. It's not that remarkable. Sarase lotuses are on their insignia and flag, but there are variants around the world. There's separate strains for their hallucinogenic and numbing/calming properties. Yknow. Uh. (Small talk again).

Do you like flowers? Your friend is just lucky I didn't electrify the net......
I'll slice it with my knife shortly.