Rulebreakers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ



Rule: You must post
 
Hey, I just typed this little batch of informative text here, but asked my mother to hit the post button for me. So theoretically I did not post this post myself. Hooray for thinking outside of the box! :)

Do not post an intelligent response!
 
An intelligent response

Don't post the name of a US President (Edofenrir and YamiHoshi.nl can post the name of a European President)
 
Georgey washington (sigh cant think of any)

Dont make your post have bold italics undelrined or slashs.
 
Chuck Norris was refused a part in the movie SAW because the traps would've taken him 1 second to escape and roundhouse kick Jigsaw in the face.

Don't post any demotivators.
 
Pokemon Platinum:
Cyrus gets defeated and is sent into the Distortion World forever

Super Smash Bros. Brawl:
Tabuu is defeated and the World of Trophies goes back to normal

Mario Super Sluggers:
The ballparks are taken back from Bowser and Bowser Jr.

Super Mario Galaxy 2:
Bowser is defeated and Princess Peach is rescued (duh)

Lego Indiana Jones:
Belloq is defeated and Indy gets the Ark of the Covenant


Don't post 5 movie spoilers
 
Transformers
The Autobots defeat Megatron

Van Helsing
Van Helsing kills Dracula as a werewolf but accidentaly kills his love, Anna Valerious

Avatar
The Navi defeat the Sky People

Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith
Anakin becomes Darth Vader

Godzilla Final Wars
Godzilla defeats the Xiliens

Don't list the lyrics to "Technologic" by Daft Punk
 
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it,
Touch it, bring it, Pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.
Buy it, use it, break it, fix it,
Trash it, change it, mail - upgrade it,
Charge it, pawn it, zoom it, press it,
Snap it, work it, quick - erase it,
Write it, cut it, paste it, save it,
Load it, check it, quick - rewrite it,
Plug it, play it, burn it, rip it,
Drag and drop it, zip - unzip it,
Lock it, fill it, call it, find it,
View it, code it, jam - unlock it,
Surf it, scroll it, pause it, click it,
Cross it, crack it, switch - update it,
Name it, rate it, tune it, print it,
Scan it, send it, fax - rename it
Touch it, bring it, pay it, watch it,
Turn it, leave it, start - format it.

Don't post a link to Bulbapedia
 
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy (Poor boy)
I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows
Doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life has just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooh
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody
I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, oooooooh (Anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
[Guitar Solo]
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning, very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo (Galileo) Galileo, Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o
I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go
Let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go
Let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go
Let me go (Will not let you go)
Let me go (Will not let you go) (Never, never, never, never)
Let me go, o, o, o, o
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
(Oh mama mia, mama mia) Mama Mia, let me go
Beelzebub has the devil put aside for me, for me, for me!
So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye
So you think you can love me and leave me to die
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here
[Guitar Solo]
(Oooh yeah, Oooh yeah)
Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me
Any way the wind blows...

Don't thank me for x-ing out of 500 pop-ups and pop-out ads to copy and paste that.
 
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