Sentence-Finishers

...it will devour you! And it will devour the house! And will devour the house! And devour the neighborhood! And devour Matt Groening! And George Bush will spend $5,000,000,000,000,000 of the taxpayer's money to defeat the "green, slimy menace" and restore peace to the world! But the thing will devour the continent! And the Earth! And the universe! And this post!

Everyone was kung fu...
 
...hamburger, roly poly hamburger. Hamburger, hamburger, eat it up, yum.

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters, trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters, walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires, BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers, picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters, paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters, kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables, hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles, pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication, metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation, a4ir compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors, tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors, trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers, tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers, soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers, calculators, generators, matching...
 
:)

The end, but it wasn't the end so some random :posh: face done stuff like skiing in a volcano and fight :P, 8) and ;) at the...
 
...when it was already blown up... :rolleyes:

I was about to blow up waffles when...
 
...good for your eyes.

Garlic could be...
 
...good for your nose.

Kelpsy Garlic could be...
 
...you.

The best thing in the world is...
 
...you.

Dixie Kong was...
 
...tired of y'all.

Pomeg, Kelpsy, Qualot, Hondew, Grepa and Tamato berries are...
 
...not as good as Garlic.

You stole the sig idea from me because...
 
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