Sentence-Finishers

...and he wimped out and ran away.

Then Dr. Phil and Ganondorf.....
 
... had taken over the Universe with an army of Guinea pigs.

Because of this, the world was ten times better and...
 
... ate some salad with their guinea pig minions.

However, a Goomba has held everyone hostage two minutes after Ganondorf, Dr. Phil and their Guinea pigs minions have left, so...
 
.....Dr. Phil and Ganondorf went back to Uniju's restaurant to fight the Goomba.

When they got back to the restaurant, they found out the Goomba.....
 
...died in a car crash.

They decide to go to the Goomba's grave and...
 
....Uniju popped out of the grave and killed Dr. Phil and Ganondorf.

Zelda and Link went to visit Ganondorf's grave to spit on it (don't ask why) and......
 
... he came back alive!

He killed Link and Zelda, revived Dr. Phil, reunite with their rodent minions whom they found playing poker in a dark alley and hacked into Uniju's account once again and destroy it. After all of that...
 
....Rosalina comes out of nowhere and flies her Comet Observatory right into Ganondorf and his minions.

Dr. Phil survives and asks Rosalina to marry him; she says no and instead....
 
... and committed suicide by shooting herself in the head with a gun.

Due to the Comet Observatory crashing into the city and all kinds of rodents mauling people, Dr. Phil goes back home and sleeps on the floor of his kitchen. Back in the city, everyone is dieing and the most of the rodents have left. The TF2 Heavy Weapons Guy and the Scout come and makes things even bloodier. They escape with some mice and squirrels right before the town blows up. Next...
 
They spend 2 decades experimenting with toxic chemicals.
The rodents gain acess to the chemicals and.....
 
...Baby Daisy comes out of hiding in Dr. Phil's cabinet and stabs herself and later Baby Peach stabs Dr. Phil who survives and stabs Baby Peach.

Baby Mario and Baby Luigi come into the kitchen to see their dead baby girlfriends and are so mad at Dr. Phil they.....
 
... built a rocket ship to take over Mars with every kinds of rodent in the world.

Turns out they were succesful.

With Mars taken over by Rodents, humans try decide which planet to take over next. The planet they've taken over was...
 
...Uranus.

Baby Mario and Baby Luigi laugh so hard at the name of Uranus they die and Paragoomba comes out of nowhere and takes over Uranus. Then...
 
The remaining meatbags... erm,humans go to.... Planet Nebula in sector 57 inhabited by.... DUCK DOGERS OF THE 29 1/2 CENTURY!!!
The humans confrunt the crazed duck and....
 
The superhuman rodents rebel against their fleshy "supiriors."
The humans fight valiantly but the rodents employ...
 
(Due to the fast posting, I once had a post saying that Paragoomba is dead.)

... Earth is in peace with Mars.

Meanwhile, on Earth...
 
...Dr. Phil continues on his plot to kill Talk Show hosts. He's done with Oprah and Ellen DeGeneres, so he visits Regis Philbin's house and kills him.

Then he visits Kelly Ripa's house and she....
 
... gets BOOM HEADSHOTTED by a sniping beaver on Mars.

(He done this by using the "Well Over 9,000,000 miles Sniping Gun")

Anyway, Dr. Phil...
 
...goes to Jay Leno's house and attempts to kill him but the sniping beaver from mars kills both of them instead.

Then a Luma revives the dead Rosalina who revives Dr. Phil who goes to Bonnie Hunt's hosue and......
 
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