The last thing you bought

Ultimate Doom
 
Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon
2112 by Rush
Black Gives Way to Blue by Alice in Chains
 
a bunch of random toys at a second hand store :P
and later tonight I'll be getting mass effect 2
 
Chipotle

and a Minnesota shirt
 
In the right order:
3DS DevKit.
3DS Test Unit.
3DS Flash Card (not a pirate one, idiot).
Wii U DevKit.
Wii U Test Unit + GamePad with TV out.

Before you ask, no, neither of the stuff listed works with Retail 3DS and Wii U stuff (except for Wii Remote and Circle Pad Pro).
 
Super Mario Bros. 2 on the 3DS e-Shop.
 
Blank Wii U Discs, and Wii U Writer.
 
Earthbound on Virtual Console (*fist pump*)
 
NotABannableOffense, possible, but I'll rather make something official with it, a pack of 50 Discs cost $ 520 USD, though.
 
Honestly, I don't know they're rewritable or not.
All the decro on Nintendos Dev Site says is, "Optical Disc for use with Wii U Test Unit".
(I've modified the actual name to "Wii U Test Unit", by the way.)
 
An Oshawott plush.
 
Gas for my car.
 
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