Hello, but I have to leave...

[yoshster]

Just ask Maxlover2 about HIS parents.

I have a feeling i dont want to no

 

[3Dejong]

Smiddle: Vicki... hmmm... interesting.

Meledict: I know. I'm in a living purgatory.

Yoshter: You don't.

 

[Lario]

Stay!

 

[Stumpers]

...I'm sorry. It was fun while it lasted. I'm sorry about your parents, but don't let them get you down. Just know that after high school you'll be able to proove them about you. Of course... that's just what they want you to do... :shock:

 

[Paper Jorge]

.................The world is falling apart without 3D. 3D...your my second best friend on Wiki, and I really mean it! First is Knife....

 

[Blitzwing]

Speaking of Knife, do you have any new from him? He's inactive.

 

[Parayoshi]

i know how you feel, 3D. I'm treated like that, too. I wish that I could be treated like you on the wiki. PLEASE don't go. If you have to, have a family discussion; if they won't listen, ask them why they feel this way, just ask, ask, ask. My parents treat me like that, too, so, trust me, I know how to deal with it.

 

[3Dejong]

.................The world is falling apart without 3D. 3D...your my second best friend on Wiki, and I really mean it! First is Knife....

Is Knife coming back soon?

Parayoshi: Thanks. Nice to know someone else knows.

 

[Murzon Shyshadow]

3dejong is the greatest. End of story. If you leave I will send ninja-blade-weilding shyguys to destroy the world.
:cry:

Stay.
Stay!
STAY!
STAY!
STAY!

 

[Dry Bones]

I cannot be on the internet in the summer. Sorry.

Here. This is sappy, but...

You’ve heard a few times
That I’m retiring
I snuck back on
My parent’s patience expiring
But here’s the inside story
Of my life
Off the Wiki.

I have really bad
Stamina
I think I have
Work-Outdoors-Phobia
Except, of course,
When I am
On the Wiki.

My parents try
To block me off
I elude their hopez
With hacking skillz
So I can stay
On the Wiki. (Ha. That didn’t rhyme.)

I cannot work
Outside
I don’t do their chores
Exactly right
I’ve been told I’m a moron (seriously)
Many times
But never
On the Wiki.

I think the same thing
For both of them
They can’t see things
From my perspective
But everyone does
On the Wiki.

My friendships are falling
Apart
I cannot even say
“Fart”
My parents patrol
Me 24/7, you know
They even think “stupid” is swearing
But no one does
On the Wiki.

No, seriously, it’s true
I have no idea what to do
But I still must try to sneak
On the Wiki.

They’ve banned me off
Many times
But that’s going to change
In one week’s elapse
I might not ever
Get to say “Hi”
Again
On the Wiki.

I’ve been told
I’m really cool
But in real life
I’m thought a fool
Not so on the Wiki.

I cannot use diplomacy
They think they’re right
And never wrong
I hope I’m never like that
On the Wiki.

This rhyme don’t rhyme
The lyrics suck
I think that I’m
Gonna be a dead duck
And never again be allowed
On the Wiki.

Sometime I hope to log on again
Upload pics like internet blackout’s ahead
Make a difference
Like in my early days
On the Wiki.

But for now
I gotta lay low
I cannot let
My parents know
I’m on the Wiki.

So long for now
Remember me
I might be back
Tomorrow…
Next week…
Next month…
Perhaps never again
But I hope to come back again (LYRIC REPEAT! RUN!)
To the Wiki.

If I made a difference here
I’ll be happy.
If you will remember me
I’ll be happy.
If I encouraged you
Or helped you out when times were cruel
Or allowed you to have fun
I’ll be happy.
I’ll always remember
And treasure the thought
Of my days
On the Wiki.

Nice piece of poetry.
and don't worry, I have been call a moron tons of times.

*ahem* But have you been called a morom by your parents?

Don't worry, I'll do as much as humanly possible to be here for the Anniversary. You can bet your username on that. :mrgreen:

I've been call by my teacher and my dad.....

 

[Max2]

3D... leaving...

Man, 3D...

Gone...

I... really don't want you to leave. I just don't want you to... But I think you know what's best for you, and it almost sounds like the best thing for your life would be a leave... but I don't know. I find myself to be a small voice on this wiki, and certainly a small voice on the personal life of Daniel David DeJong... But I want you to stay.

I remember when I first joined, and the time after... I always looked up to you, maybe even as a role model. I once thought you were a Systems Operator... and gave myself a hard bonk when I realized you weren't. You're worthy of that title... Not that that has much to do with whether you stay or not.

But really, you're... our best user. I think that's fairly undisputed, and, even though SoS one that contest, he's gone now... and you were second. I guess you know what that means... you're teh kewlest. And I want you to stay. I really, truly, personally, in-depthly want the person who God gave three "D"'s in his name to continue his wiki life... I'm not sure how this would affect you, and, if it does any harm, then I'm sorry in a profuse manner, honorable Mr. DeJong.

EDIT: Wow, three corny little paragraphs... and I misread the question as "Do you want me to stay?" rather than "Do you want me to leave?". As such, I voted "Yes"... Count that as a "No", okay? My name REALLY IS mud...

Best user.... OMG. I thought that... oh, well.

I think I might cry....

So far, it's unanimous. I stay. (not counting mistaken votes.)

I know my I'M RETIRING/I'M BACK stuff must really get on your nerves. This is the second time my parents have threatened me with full retirement... and I snuck back on. But now... all internet gone... in one week... that's a big, big problem...

OK. That's it. I am TALKING to my parents and I am MAKING them let me stay. And if they won't, I'll show them this page. I'm crying... in a good way... thank you all so much...

And guess what? Personally, I think YY398, PJ, Isyou, all of you... (even Gofer... no offense) were bigger influences than me. I never thought it was this big of a deal. I thought "OK, I leave, they sigh a bit, they get back to work." But now... I really am an influence. I never realized it before. Thank you all.

I have no idea what to say.. so I'll just play it safe and say "OMG! SINCE WHEN DID THEY HAVE A SMILEY?!"

Thank you. All. Again. I'll never feel that I am not needed, could be replaced, or could ever give up again.

\

ARE YOU MAD?!?!?! If you left, heck, I'd grab the nearest plane, fly my butt over to sweet CA, and completely... I DON'T KNOW!!!! I'd do something bad!

 

[WarioLoaf]

ARE YOU MAD?!?!?! If you left, heck, I'd grab the nearest plane, fly my butt over to sweet CA, and completely... I DON'T KNOW!!!! I'd do something bad!

if its to completely wipe out Beverly hills with the planes ray gun, we can do without Parris Hilton.

GO FOR IT MAN!

PS - Don't leave 3D. Without you i have no use for my 3D glasses...

 

[Max2]

ARE YOU MAD?!?!?! If you left, heck, I'd grab the nearest plane, fly my butt over to sweet CA, and completely... I DON'T KNOW!!!! I'd do something bad!

if its to completely wipe out Beverly hills with the planes ray gun, we can do without Parris Hilton.

GO FOR IT MAN!

PS - Don't leave 3D. Without you i have no use for my 3D glasses...

I was thinking more on the "Tazer Gun" aspect.