MUFFIN WAR!!!

[Waluigi48]

You attack someone with a random muffin. Like this:

Person 1: Strawberry Muffin!!!
Person 2: AH!!! THE FRUITYNESS!!! Yoshi Muffin!!!
Person 3: AH!!! LONG TONGUE...

I go first.

Animated GIF Muffin!!!

 

[Booman]

AHHHH! THE MOVING!
HEDGEHOG MUFFIN!

 

[Waluigi48]

You're 2 slow, LOL.

muffin!!!

 

[Jesus Freak]

AHH HES GONNA KILL ME WITH HIS LONG FREAKIN' NOSE!

LOLcat muffin

 

[Snowstalker]

OH THE ADORABLE KITTIES, OH THE GRAMMAR!

Uranium muffin

 

[SiFi]

AAAHHH WHATEVER URANIUM DOES AAAHHH

MUFFIN

 

[Snowstalker]

Tasty.

Fire Muffin

 

[Lario]

Ouch.

Cupcake Muffin with a BOMB in it.

 

[Booman]

WHAT THE FU-
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!

URINE MUFFIN!

 

[Lario]

Crap. Now I have AIDS.

A muffin that, paradoxically, you are in it and as you eat it you're also eating yourself.

 

[Thwompinalltheway]

AAAAAAH THE INCEPTION!! Hater muffin!

 

[Lumastar]

AAAAAAH THE INCEPTION!! Hater muffin!

Just for the future, you shouldn't really bump ancient threads like this. Dang though! This thread is golden.