Write a poor fan fiction

The Vietnamese have a war, by Smartonovic Guyshenko

In 1800's Vietnamese was conquered by the Frenck. They had been looking to expand their empire and it was perfect place. They lived under their rule for a long time but in 1940 Hitler had take over France and divided it.
"You can have southeast asia" said Hitler to the Japaneze and they did. Ho Chi min fight against the Japanese for 4 years while the famine killed many people. but in 45 America had used nuclear weapons and had blown the whole Japan to smithereens. In 19944, America and Britain liberated France and a lot of Jew was dead.
France regained Vietnam but Communist party controled the north so there was a other war. Is 1954 and Vietnam, Loas and Kampushea becomed independent, but Vietnam was actually 2 seperate states. The south was supported unelaterly by America and the north was supported Soviet Unon. Ho Chi Minh led the north wereas south was led by Ngo Dinh Diem, "Au revoir they said.
The douth has a look of corruption and soon Minh had formed Vietcong which was a gorrila militia. They attacked villages and America did not like this. Johng F Kennedy sent military advisers to work there. In 1964, Bay of Tonkin boat got attacked and America used this to justify sending miletary trops to South Vietnam.
Viet Cong had a large underground system and they randomly attack without warning. Americans decided to launch a large scale bombing campaing against North Vietnam and and it lasted 3 years but nothing happen. It was almote impossible to tell difference between regular Vietnamese and Viet cong guys. Americans decided to destroy entire village and burn them to the gronud. My Lai is the most famos exampl. In 68 North Vietnamese and Vietcong launched a tet offensice which was in 3 parts. The attack was all over South Vietnam and American embassy it Saigon. It was failure.
Next year, Nixon started leaving the country and relieving duty of combat to SA. Henry Kissinger made a peace with the North Vietnamese. When 1973 happened Americans were gone. 2 years later, after numerous massacers, North Vietnamese captured Saigon. The entire country was Communist. They soon had war with Cambodia because they invaded and did a lot of genocide. They cept the country as a protecerate but still fought the Khmer Rouge until the UN took over.

Ther end.
 
Russia does a lot, by Smartonovic Guyshenko

In 1894 Nicholas Romanoc became the tzar of Russia. Russia was quite apoor at this time and he didnt help. During the time Russians attacked the Jews becuz they spoke Yiddish (hwich sounds alot like German), and they had larger noses. Russia wanted to absord Constantinople form Turkish empire.
1905 and there was a revoultion by Commyunist party and Nixholas createad a duma. It dibn't do much though. In 1914 war was happening between Austria and Serbia. Russia was had to go to war with Austria and Germany and was allied with Franc end Britain. They won land from Germany but it was not a long last. Germany beated them at Tannenburd. Germany bought troops over from the western front and they forced Russians out of east Prussia. Russian troops didn't even have bayonet most of the time. They hkept Galicia for and went onto the Prezmysl qhere they hurt some more Jews. The Germans were defeating them. But they beat the TUrks it Sarkamish and they were advancing with the help of some Armenians. A lot of Armenians fled to Russia during war because a lot of them were dying and being beaten up by Kurds. They captured Van and some other places but the Turks quickly repelled.
The Russians regained some land in Bruzilof offensive but they weren't to keep it long. At same time they repactured territory in easter Anatolia but Mustafa Kemal took back Bitlis. There was a now stalement. In Feburary 1917 bizarre was abdicated from his throne and fled into exile. The provisional Duma took power but didn't give landfood to the workers.
Arthur's note: It is called the February revulution but it actually happen in March because Russian calednar wasnt modernized.
In that year Lenin returned to Petrograd. "Land, peace, breab" he said and there was a lot of cheering. In November he led a coup detat against the government and Russia was a communist state. Months later he made peace with Center powers and gave them a lot a land in Ukraine Batlics and Caucasus region. But America and Britain didnt like so and they send troops to Georgia and eTurkmenistan. But they fail and the Soviet Union was formed. Lenin was becoming sick and Stalian and Trotsky were trying to get power. Stalin had a lot of support in Central commitee so Trotsky said "Ole" and wents to Mexico. Stalin sent more food away and so there was a famine in Ukraine and Caucasia and Volga Basin. He then purged a lot of people because he didnt rust them.In 39 he take over half of Poland and Hitler invaded a while later.

To be continued..?
 
the day the smb stood still

the day the smb stood still was a sad day he frowned because he was sad

but then his sadness became anger and then he drank some red bull and became energetic

he went crazy and charged after everybody and they were all like oh my goodness its a dragon

so then they went after smb and fond out he was smb

and everybody lived happily ever after

until smb became mad again... do you see what the author did there its called a cliffhanger i hope you enjoyed it ill be here all week
 
once ralph tryd to think of a story but he coudnt.

then he thought of a story.

he was gunna post it.

but he got hit by a tornado.

now hes ded.

the end
 
MARIO ATE FRIGGIN YOSHI
one day mario kiled a gomba. te gomba sad. primal diaga gave him cokii. gomba hapy. then pd randomly say plz when after SMB say stragly,WTF?! then ralph agreeed. then M go lik this:
M <- M <- M <- M.
i waz liek wtf?!?!/1? then werwof kutopen gomba stomach and stel cokii. den he started watchig tv.
then he decided to writ a lettr. here it iz.

Dear Mario,
I liek ur video games
now gimmie ur money
or i wil sae: SILENCE,I KILL U!

the endddd
 
one day toadbert came back to the fourms

most of his posts looked like tihs

then he started yelling at ralhp for imitating him

then he was guna kill ralhp but he got killd in a syclone.

el fin
 
one day toadbert and and ralph became best friends

they walked around town

and then they stopped :(

you see its a sad story a tale of woe and i think you should :'( now so go ahead and :'( thank you for reading my story now im done
 
SUPER PAPER LUIGI TURNS INTO MARIO PAINT
one dae tere waz a stikman. he ran outsie. yosie says, o hai. ten stickman gone. :bowser: think funne.
THE FINNE
 
I'm going to start handing out warns to those of you who aren't taking this game seriously. If you're going to try to make a poor fanfic, follow the rules (and example -- as you can see, it's actually a decent-sized story; not 1-4 sentences of baby babble) in the first post.
 
Stooben said:
I'm going to start handing out warns to those of you who aren't taking this game seriously. If you're going to try to make a poor fanfic, follow the rules (and example -- as you can see, it's actually a decent-sized story; not 1-4 sentences of baby babble) in the first post.
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That was the best poor fanfic I've ever read. :) (j/k)
 
Adoplf Hitler Almost Killes The Jews! by supermariofan124!

once upon a time in some country in europe, an ugly baby was born. he was named adoph hiter. he was a pretty ugly kid when he grew up and then one day, after his dad had become an hero, his mommy got realy sick. so he took her to a docktor, who was jew, the docter (whose name was dr. albert doctorstein) tried to save adolphs mommy, but she sitl died. hitler was sad, but he new that dr. doctorstein tried to save her, so he wasnt that angry. but then, dr. doctorstein told hitler that it was time for him to get his shot. hering this, hitler tried to escape, but then the nurse held him down and dr. doctorstein gave him a shot. "NOOOOOOO!" hitler scremed, "YOULL PAY FOR THIS!" so then hitler had to live in the ghetoo where he started to hate the jews. he then decided to join the german army in wwi because he was a bad drawer. after germany got totally pwned by america and england and russia and itally and japan (who really was just there just incase) , hitler blamed the jews and created the nazi party. (which was a bad party :'() then he got elected dictator of germany and started to attack poland, because, poland sucks. then america said "no way, this is america, not europe." soon, hitler decided to make a holocast and sent jews to summer camp. where they took showers and died for no raisin! then he started to take over europe and england, russia, and AMERICA (because some guys from asia took over the beaches) and countries noone remembers (like china). soon they started freeing the summer camps and then the commies from russia started to go to berlin and then hitler and his semihot wife decided to become an hero!

THE END

PROLOG - THERE WAS A WAR IN TEH PACIFIC AND THEN TWO CITYS IN JAPAN GOT NUKED.
 
Okay, I'll wrght a real one. ;)

The day that off clip on stuf didn't work.

one day luigi was going to work. he saw a moskiwto. He klled it. without knowig, the moskiwito was pregnt, and when he smcked it, the babys were born into his gloves. then he got that off clip on stuff.
it was working, until a
looking_otter.jpg
jumped into it. then the oskiwitos killrd luigi
 
Of the America, by Smartonovic Guyshenko.

There was one a day were Sitophor Columbus came to America (which was not yet the USA). He put a flag in the ground and the half of South America and Mexico was to be got. They went to a war of conqest and they kill lot of Indians along the way. France and the English wanted (and portugal) some too and went to kill some Indians and take their lands.
Almost all of America was controlled by Whites at the time. But there was a war and France had to give all land to Spain and Britain. Soon Americans said "Home of the free" and rebelled agains the English. But the French sold over the Lousina purchase to the USA. They sent setlers across and burnt some more Indians. In 1812 there was a nother war with Britain but in Canada. They gave some land to Spain (which soone became to Mexico). In 183six Texas was tired of Mexico ruling thelm (they sucked at the Alamo :(). United States took over Texas and soon invaded Mexico to take over half of their land. They bought more land from Mexico and Russia after that. The last war was with Spain and they lost most of their overseas territory.
 
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