Two choices

[Smashley]

Don't know what either one is.

Crash Bandicoot|Spyro the Dragon

 

[UltraMario]

Crash Bandicoot

Eriko Ibe/Pebble

 

[Smashley]

Don't know what either one is.

Also it's probably a better idea to have your two things relate somehow.

Marth|Ike

 

[UltraMario]

Marth

Zoooooooo/Triple Kick

 

[User4042]

Triple Kick

Apples or Oranges

 

[Magikrazy]

Apples
Poh-TAY-to|Poh-TAH-to

 

[Marstar2000]

Poh-TAY-to

Some random guy comes up to your front door and says "I love you" and hugs and kisses you.|Some random guy comes up to your front door and eats your carpet.

 

[Magikrazy]

Neither, you sicko.

Slaking|Porygon-Z

 

[User4042]

@MK: There is no neither option.

Porygon-Z

Bob or Joe

 

[Gumball Machine]

Joe

Bianca/Cheren

 

[UltraMario]

Bianca

Star Beam/Memory Mash

 

[Marstar2000]

Star Beam

Some random guy comes up to your front door and says "I love you" and hugs and kisses you.|Some random guy comes up to your front door and eats your carpet.

 

[User4042]

Eats my carpet

Pikachu or Eevee

 

[UltraMario]

Pikachu

Roasting Rails/Egg Panic

 

[Vinnie927]

Egg Panic

Rock Band/Guitar Hero

 

[UltraMario]

Neither

Closing Night/Dining Room

 

[SKmaric]

Dining room

Spaghetti/Toast

 

[Marstar2000]

Toast.

Internet memes|Viruses

 

[Ultraluigi]

Internet memes
Li'l Cal| UU

 

[UltraMario]

UU

Lucky Stars/Pinball Machine

 

[LN1]

Lucky Stars

Shoop da Whoop/Over 9000

 

[UltraMario]

Shoop da Whoop

Super Fun Quirk Quiz/Mario's Star

 

[Magikrazy]

Mario's Star

Super Mario Bros. 2 (Jap)|Super Mario Bros. 2 (US)

 

[Smashley]

US

Coldplay/The Killers

 

[Ultraluigi]

Coldplay
BANANAS| Cheese