Your Real Name

[JohnnyDaShizzle]

Jonathan isn't a long name at all. :|

It isn't that long, but no one I know can take the time to call me Jonathan, they always have to call me Jon or Johnny. They make me feel like my name is really long.

 

[ralphfan]

Mine is Ethan, and yet I often find mine spelled Eathan or Eathen or Ethen or something of that sort.

 

[Crackin355]

You have to be an idiot to not know how to spell Ethan

 

[Zero777]

Or your own name

 

[Killer Axe]

My name is Jared, but for some reason, everyone always mishears it as Jerry. So I repeat myself, then they sing the Jared Jewelry Store jingle. And no one seems to know how to spell it...

 

[ralphfan]

Some people are named Jarred, but Jared is more common.

 

[Jesus Freak]

My name is Jared, [...] And no one seems to know how to spell it...

waitwut

 

[Fawfulfury65]

Nobody seems to be able to spell or hear my name correctly either. My name us Maura, but people always spell it Mara. A few people in my class sometimes spell my name Marua, which makes no sense at all. And when I tell people my name, they think I say "Laura", so I have to repeat it.

 

[Barry]

My name's Gage, wierd huh? I have a rare name don't I? People often spell it Gaje or Gauge.

 

[Mijzelffan]

Jasper is an awesome name!!

Thanks ^^

Well, my name is Jasper.

And I presume your last name is Johannes, from your email address?

Nope, that's my middle name. Which makes my initials J.J.

 

[StreetFalcon]

Mine is Jason, yeah some people when they hear my name they think about the killer Jason.

 

[Easmo]

Woah, I feel so out of place here...

My real name is Miguel.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Mine is Paolo, but I perfer being called Cesar, my middle name.

 

[Fawfulfury65]

My name's Gage, wierd huh? I have a rare name don't I? People often spell it Gaje or Gauge.

I know two people named Gage in my school, I don't think it's that rare.

 

[Waffleraven497]

My name is Osama bin Laden. I wonder why everybody hates me? I won't reveal my atcual name, but the name I use on the interenet is Mitch, which sound close to my real name.

 

[ralphfan]

I have a really good friend named Mitchell.

 

[Waffleraven497]

I have a really good friend named Mitchell.

My brohera name is Ethan. And I have a good friend named June Hyuck

 

[WaluigiWare]

Douglas broke my grill!

 

[unit4545]

Here's my initals. T.M.

 

[Waffleraven497]

Here's my initals. T.M.

You know if you say your first name noone can track you down. Another one of my friends is named Seung Pi Jangwondawski.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

My name is Jordan.

 

[Waffleraven497]

My name is Jordan.

That's an awesome name!

 

[Villain11]

My parents never gave me a real name.

 

[WaluigiWare]

My parents never gave me a real name.

Mama never told me my real name. She said it was classified information.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I have a generic name: Emilie.

Often misspelled Emily and even Emile! D:

Some people even pronounce it wrong, like Eeee-my-lee. It's how you pronounce EMILY.

Thanks to my French mom.

And BabyLuigiOnFire's name is Toyota Sienna Le.

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No it isn't