Favorite TV Quotes

"I needa monstah ta clobbah 'dat 'dere Kirbeh!"

~King Dedede, Kirby: Right Back At Ya!
 
"You better get with a money-back guarantee!"

~Escargoo, Kirby: Right Back At Ya!
 
From Monk:

Monk: Why did someone kill her so she wouldn't get employee of the month?
Joe: Maybe for the prize.
Monk: What do you get?
Joe: Eighty-nine-cent commemorative plaque. Would you kill someone to get this?
Monk: I'd kill someone not to get that.
 
Justin:How are you gonna be a professional drummer? You can't even do patty cake right.
Alex:No. I mean to hit you in the face [in Patty Cake]

~Justin and Alex Russo Wizards of Waverly Place
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(Bardock: The Father of Goku Abridged)

Tora: Bardock, I heard you got another kid. Congrats! So, who's the mom?

Shugesh: It's Celipa, isn't it? I see the way you two look at one another.

Bardock: Nah, it'd never work out between us.

Tora: Why?

Bardock: Are you kidding? She's a raaaaaging dyke.

Celipa: I'm RIGHT here, asshole!

Bardock: And...?

Celipa: God, THIS is why I hate men!

Bardock: Point proven.
 
"Hippies......they're everywhere.......they're all around me.......they wanna save the world but all they do is smoke pot and smell bad........hippies......"

~Cartman, South Park
 
"It won't hurt too bad. Really! Death is my specialty!"

~Frieza, Dragon Ball Z
 
"Oh no! Not the shadow realm!!"
I don't know, Yu-Gi-Oh!
 
Maggie hands Moe "Alice in Wonderland" for him to read to her.

Moe: White bunnies? Chicks popping mushrooms? This is just like the playboy mansion! Let me see if i can find something more age-appropiate...
 
"I am Sailor Moon, enemy of the Negaverse! I will right wrongs and triumph over evil! And that means slimy Nega-trash like you!"

~Self-explanitory

"Cape boy is HISTORY!"

~Zoycite, Sailor Moon
 
"Y-You're a girl!? Space chicks are HAWT!"

~Krillin, Dragon Ball Z: Bojack Unbound
 
Shows homer in a new, expensive kitchen in his house after travelling through time.

Homer: New house, great food, sisters-in-law dead, and an awesome car! Pass the donuts, please!

Marge: What's a donut?

Homer screams and runs into the basement, and time travels again. Donuts are falling outside.

Marge: Oh, it's raining again...

~The simpsons~
 
Mike: They shouldn't have set their phasers to "miss".
Servo: Why is he so impossible to hit? Why do they keep missing the slow, giant, white thing?

~Mystery Science Theater 3000
 
"When you're as strong as us, this kinda job is like taking baby from a candy!"

~Spopovich, Dragon Ball Z

"Well, I'll be a green, pointy-eared monkey's uncle!"

~Kami, Dragon Ball Z
 
"I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG!!!"

~Dr. Robotnik, Adventures of Sonic the Hedgehog

"Maybe Serena will have a klutz attack and trip Queen Beryl!"

~Artemis, Sailor Moon
 
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