Complete the sentence.

[SpinyMaster347]

John F. Kennedy so

 

[Nathan Fielder]

hard that it

 

[SpinyMaster347]

rebounded the infamous

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Cheese Craze of '07, which made the sysop (sysop-you name them) mad.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

So then they signed a petition to

 

[Nathan Fielder]

So then they signed a petition to

didn't name a sysop.

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MrConcreteDonkey about how pointless

 

[SpinyMaster347]

polar goats'

 

[Nathan Fielder]

polar goats'

Still need to name a Sysop...
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anuses

 

[SpinyMaster347]

ew gross!


. So MG1

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Darn it. Fine, the Sysop is Tucayo then.



ate a fat

 

[SpinyMaster347]

turtle with

 

[Mario Master1]

a side of a fatty MM1

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

of which he then

 

[Mario Master1]

gobbled down like a demon and

 

[SpinyMaster347]

proceeded to

 

[Mario Master1]

his dessert of Homeless Raccoons and

 

[SpinyMaster347]

Lemmy Koopas with a side order of

 

[Mario Master1]

a nice home cooked Mg1 and then asked for the bill which

 

[SpinyMaster347]

was $1229.13!

 

[Mario Master1]

So he punched the waiter and ate him for dessert's dessert.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

But since he bounced a check

 

[Mario Master1]

he died.

 

[SpinyMaster347]

an epic death with

 

[Mario Master1]

a funny face and a jumping yoshi

 

[Nathan Fielder]

egg, but suddenly (user) intervened

Name that user
I dare you