Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted but the game gets cancelled
I wish all of the My Little Pony Ponies would suffer horrible and grotesque deaths

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but you do too.

I wish I had the trone.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted i take it
I wish that none of my wishes would have consequences

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but it is eligible only after you fill out the forms in quintuplicate, and make 1,000 wishes.

I wish I really owned an Evil Corporation.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted the government shuts it down
I wish for my previous wish for none of my wishes having consequences to take effect right now

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, this is the only wish to not have any.

I wish I had a zipper.

 

[Daniel Dyce]

Granted it breaks
I wish for the ability to grant my self unlimited wishes of my choosing (also i'd like to point out that none of my wishes can have consequences)

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

Granted, but the wish gods kill you.

I wish Reversinator would reply to my User Big Brother PMs.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but he doesn't play the game with you.

I wish I could visit Sky Deck.

 

[NSY]

Granted but you fall.

I wish I was fast as Sonic.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you can't stop running.

I wish I could do the DK Rap.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but Kidz Bop screws you up

I wish Season 2 of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic came out

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you didn't get to finish watching Season 1.

I wish I was Bowser.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but Mario beats you up

I wish Gilda was the main villain in more MLP episodes

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I kill her in the final episode of Season 2.

I wish I could visit Bowser's Road.

 

[Lario]

Granted. You fall directly into lava.

I wish 4chan didn't start the pony craze.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but people on 4chan start a Homestuck fad instead.

I wish I could visit Pinna Park.

 

[Lario]

Granted. You visit there well after it closed and you are stuck there for the rest of your life.

I wish I could find out the secret of why ponies became so popular.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but your brain explodes.

I wish I could ride a Yoshi.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but the Yoshi explodes

I wish I had a pony for a friend

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I'm already your friend and a pony.

I wish I could be a Boss.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but I beat you up

I wish I was a final boss

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you I beat you up.

I wish I could visit Bianco Hills.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but I beat you up there

I wish I stopped beating you up

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you beat yourself up instead.

I wish I could visit Delfino Plaza.