Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you get eaten by them.

I wish I was a Koopa Troopa.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but I use a fireball on you and you get defeated

I wish the Koopalings died

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat their remains.

I wish I was Axem Red.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but I defeat you

I wish Internet Explorer exploded and that Firefox became a default browser

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it comes back as a zombie.

I wish I could visit Barrel Volcano.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but the Volcano eats you

I wish I was in World 8-7 of New Super Mario Bros. Wii

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you get eaten.

I wish I could visit Polar Panic.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but you get eaten

I wish I didn't get eaten

 

[Mariorules25]

Wish granted but instead you get incinarated

i wish that 私はカッコよかった


Get google translate

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but Google Translate translates it wrong and you explode

I wish I was a Bob-omb

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but you go KABLOOIE.

I wish I could visit Jungle Bash.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but an anvil falls on you

I wish people stopped wishing for absurd amounts of money

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but I eat those people.

I wish I could pummel Papu.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but I eat you

I wish I can eat you, then kill you

 

[Mariorules25]

Wish Granted , but i come back an do the same thing to you

i wish was more like

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but my eyes start bleeding

I wish Waluigi was in a tutu

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but ballerinas would wear him.

I wish I was Dodo.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but you driven to extinction by hunters

I wish I was a Rock Pigeon

 

[Mariorules25]

wish granted, but then all the other rock pigeon mawl you

i wish was more like

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but your head explodes.

I wish I was Valentina.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted, but Mario kills you

I wish Geno became a real boy

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but everyone dies.

I wish I could win The Game.

 

[User 101]

Granted but the Joker beats you the next day.

I wish I had a 3DS.

 

[UltraMario]

Granted, but it breaks.

I wish you wouldn't use that font.

 

[User 101]

Granted but I use it tomorrow

I wish I had chips.