Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. Rosalina will never be extinct until the "end of time".

I wish I can go back in time to fix my mistakes.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. You accidentally kill a butterfly and alter history forever.

I wish health care was free and still worked well.

 

[Krizzy]

I wish health care was free and still worked well.

Granted. Now EVERYONE IS SOCIOCOMMUNAZIS.

I wish knew where I should do the thing.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. "The Thing" is something inappropriate and everyone stares at you in disgust.

I wish Cartoon Characters were real.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. They're super realistic (ugh) rather than CGI.

I wish anything is possible.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted. It is possible for the world to be wiped out at the snap of a finger.
I wish I could kill Phoebus and have Esmerelda is my wife.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Esmerelda kills you while your sleeping.

I wish they still made cartoons Hand-Drawn rather then CG.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. The cartoons suck.

I wish Luma was playable in more games.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted, but it's a cheap texture hack of Kirby.

I wish for 100GB SD cards.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. It only works with Windows Vista.

I wish I have a Fairy Godparent.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. They do nothing to help you whatsoever.

I wish Super Mario Spikers wasn't cancelled.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. It wasn't too great.

I wish I didn't have school tommorow.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. You get detention for not going to school.

I wish that Mario made a cameo in Wreck-It Ralph.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. He is fat and ugly.

I wish there was Fire Emblem U.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. It's a Japan-only game.

I wish the PokePark series didn't exist.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. We get ZeldaPark instead.

I wish Ash wasn't in Pokémon.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, they replace him with Nomekop, who (aside from having an unoriginal name) is 10x as annoying as Ash.
I wish I really was Frollo.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. Nobody knows who you are anymore.

I wish they would put Gamecube games on the Wii U Virtual Console.

 

[Koopakoolklub]

Granted. They're way ovverpriced.

I wish for more Smash Cards on this forum.

 

[Glitchy Bowser Jr.]

Granted. They are only there for a minute.

I wish I could change my name now.

EDIT: Wait lol, I do get my name change.

I wish there was a Dragon Eeveelution.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, it has a terrible design and stats.

I wish Pokemon got the 3D treatment (Ocarina of Time, Super Mario 64)

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. The 3D Pokémon game sucks.

I wish Mario's Early Years was never made.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted. We get Mario's Old Geezer Years instead.
I wish YTPs came back "in"

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted. They are only back "in" for one second.

I wish they put Waluigi in a Main-Series Mario game.

 

[TinTinfinite]

Granted. He's a purple rabbit.

I wish I had a metal detector.