Good wishes aren't always good wishes

[Noct]

Granted, but then he was defeated by Goku.

I wish Sony Vegas Pro was free.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Granted, it's free from your use of it.

I wish Donald Trump won't become president.

 

[Noct]

Granted, Donald Trump's evil alternate universe counterpart (Donald Chump) becomes president instead.

I wish for a pizza.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

granted, it's cold.


I wish for more wishes!

 

[Xandalf]

Granted, they're all corrupt!

I wish Prime 4 existed.

 

[Noct]

Granted, Samus phases through the floor and falls off the map the moment she exits her ship.

I wish for FE:Fates Revelations DLC

 

[Specific Neptune]

Granted, it ends up sucking baaaaaaaaad and you want to return it.

I wish :drosh: was a smiley again

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, it's broken.

I wish I had a job.

 

[Noct]

Granted, you work at McDonald's.

I wish for world peace.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, it only lasts one day before two countries go to war again.

I wish people would star my SMM levels.

 

[Jigglypurin]

Granted. Two people. You and your wife.
Also, there's something with the same rules over on the TBGs.
I wish for an auto-regenerating cheese pizza that can't rot, mold, or go bad in any way and also tastes good.

 

[Xandalf]

Granted but it has mushrooms as a topping and they can't be removed. (And if you like mushrooms, lets just say they taste terrible.)

I wish I could eat some things just for the flavor (E.G. eat tons of cake without getting fat or unhealthy in any way)

 

[Jigglypurin]

Granted. it only applies to stuff you don't like.
I wish for an auto-regenerating cheese pizza with no toppings other than said cheese and the cheese is mozzarella that can't rot, mold, or go bad in any way and also tastes good.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, it's stolen.

I wish I wasn't single anymore.

 

[Noct]

Granted, you're in a relationship with a yandere.

I wish I could improve my art.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted, someone else steals all your paintings.

I wish I was rich.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, the government takes all your money because of taxes.

I wish my algebra class was easier.

 

[Noct]

Granted, but you inevitably forget all you learned about it once you graduate.

I wish for a Wacom drawing tablet.

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, it doesn't work.

I wish YoshiKong came back.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Granted, he becomes a troll.

I wish school was easier.

 

[Noct]

Granted, you forget everything you learn upon graduating.

I wish to hit the lottery.

 

[Ray Trace]

Granted but the money is in a currency with a -48309483094 exchange rate

I wish I had a Baby Luigi.

 

[Noct]

Granted, He eventually grows up.

I wish for a Mario mini like the ones in the Mario vs. DK series. (Amiibos don't count.)

 

[Kerrigan]

Granted, it's broken and you can't return it.

I wish for 100s on all my finals.

 

[Noct]

Granted, but you get framed for cheating.

I wish to grow a beard.