Good wishes aren't always good wishes

But you cant take it anywhere since it goes on forever.


I wish for infinite happiness, no matter what.
 
Granted, but your happiness is so grandiose that it divides by zero.

I wish an invincibility star touched my Porsche, and I could have a demo derby without being busted by the cops.
 
Granted, but you didn't realizes the star run out. Only to be arrested by cops.

I wish if I were imbued with Dark Star.
 
Granted, you're imbued with Dark Matter. (if you get the reference you get a very :posh: cookie)

I wish Luigi's Mansion and Luigi's Mansion: Dark Moon were so popular that every other person in the world had a GameCube, a 3DS, and a copy of each of them.
 
Granted, but it causes chaos in the world, since everyone are just playing it.

I wish I was older.
 
Granted, but he becomes really overrated and everyone hates him after that.

I wish my DSi's L- and R-buttons worked again.
 
Granted, but it slows down after some minutes.

I wish that I was rich.
 
Granted, only for 1 minute, though.

I wish that I could fly.
 
Granted, but the world gets hit by a big asteroid.

I wish I had a pet.
 
Granted. It eats you alive.

I wish for world peace, world justice, no more global warming, no more world hunger, and that the world and everybody/everything ever on it was invincible to everything (except dying of old age).
 
Granted, everyone dies really quickly of age.

I wish I had a nice car.
 
Granted, but your car crashed.

I wish Midnight Crew were more popular.
 
Granted, but they slowly fell back to unpopularity.
 
Granted, but the sandwich is made of stone.

I wish I got 10 million views on a YT video I uploaded.
 
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