Magic Vending Machine game

[Zero777]

You eat them hoping for mutant abilities, but get cancer and die painfully and slowly.

I take out a gun.

 

[GalacticPetey]

I have come to revive this game.

It explodes.

I take out Majin Buu!

 

[LN1]

Majin Buu goes to the Kratos Dimension,and you are alone.

I take out ¨The¨ Roadrunner and Wile E. Coyote.

 

[GalacticPetey]

They ditch you

I take out

 

[LN1]

You use it and nothing else happens.

I take out something.

 

[GalacticPetey]

It bites you

I take out the throne from Control The Throne

 

[LN1]

You get mind controlled by me and give the throne to me.

I take out an old thread bump.

 

[GalacticPetey]

It bumps you away

I take out

 

[LN1]

He burns you to ashes.

I take out your ashes.

 

[GalacticPetey]

You choke on them.

I take out Cell

 

[LN1]

You have a rabbit cell.

I take out something that won't be bad for me.

 

[Mario4Ever]

It gives your friends food poisoning.

I take out Dr. Gregory House.

 

[LN1]

It is too heavy for you and you get crushed.

I take out something that will kill me.

 

[GalacticPetey]

It kills you

I take out Dr. Gero

 

[LN1]

He fires you!

I take out a promotion.

 

[GalacticPetey]

I steal it

I take out a vending machine

 

[LN1]

It is too heavy for you to hold it and you get crushed.

I take out an inception.

 

[GalacticPetey]

It creates a paradox.

I take out Broly

 

[YoshiMonsta]

I slam it in your face, I take out a smiley.

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

But the posh smiley takes YOU!!!

I vend Nabber.

 

[LN1]

Nabber uses you as a throne.

I take out awesomeness.

 

[GalacticPetey]

You don't deserve it.

I take out and

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Then they kill you.

I take the Halcandra crown from Kirby's Return to dreamland, granting me the leader of Halcandra!

 

[LN1]

Something happens and it kills you.

I take out Baby Time.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

But he goes mad and kills you.

I pull out a random rabbit.