Kyoko Sakura
Celestial Guide
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Re: Improvisation Game - Continue the Story with Five Words
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Dr. Nikolai Gregorovich had just squeezed a very very random box of Diazepam, just so the mafia wouldn't get the candy cane he had. But deadmau5 married his daughter. So then he punched deadmau5 because he doesn't like house deadmau5 was living in. So he shot people because deadmau5 had a large Minigun. Lord Crump then lied about his mother's asthma. She coughed up twelve dollars and then used the money to buy New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Then she played until deadmau5 stopped sucking at singing and invited him to play. deadmau5 then decided to lynch Bieber.
Bieber was the scum bomber so he was brutally killed Tucky, who was the innocent bomber of Times Square, NY. deadmau5 was very sad. So he made preparations to go to Northern Japan and kidnap Miyamoto. Miyamoto ate nothing but stale cake and dirty pieces of rubber that were provided by Walmart. Miyamoto killed deadmau5 and saved the city so he got a big piece of pie which was actually poison since demau5 was actually still alive. But Tucayo was revived by God himself to save Vice city from Scorpion999. Tucayo woke up and he was very sick. Then he went to the high peaks of the Alps, where he skied. He got a
flower, but it was frozen because of the snow of a music landed on the Yeti. Tucayo previously asked to make a cake with flowers on it. Tucayo also wanted a 3DS. He wanted a pink one, but the Walmart guy didn't know that Tucayo was secretly Barack Obama! He won the presidential election by inserting ham into his computer's disc drive. Then it started working perfectly.
He inserted ham into the USB socket afterword, further causing global warming. He then tried to counteract it by selling fake GBA cartridges of smut.
Then some guy bumped this thread so he will DIE! Yoshiwaker only posted four words so he will die as well. But since it was actually 5, he will still die.
QuizmoManiac ate PokemonMaster's lunch so she threw him into molten lava. She said sorry to him but he was dead. At 12 a serial killer stabbed another serial killer, who had bumped this thread. Then someone pulled QuizmoManiac out of the lava and revieved him. QuizmoManiac flew away into the sunset as Vegeta said, "IT"S OVER 9000!", so Yoshiwaker got Link and chased QuizmoManiac for over 9000 miles. Than QuizmoManiac fainted and said, "OMG, I am going to die! Get me some Listerine!". Luckily Marcus from Sony had no Listerine, so QuizmoManiac died. Every User attended his funeral. QuizmoManiac's ghost killed Krizzy and lived in the ''Forum Games'' board until Krizzy ate half of the board. QuizmoManiac moved to Canada. Krizzy exploded when he/she realized "PokemonMaster" confused his gender. Then she smacked Mason, because she liked his face's texture. BUT that was Mason's thoughts.
Suddenly, Jack Black appeared and