Porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying