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Porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying
 
Porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun.
 
[Porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to
 
[Porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he
 
Porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby
 
Porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby. He then saw a guy
 
Porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby. He then saw a guy who was a tranny who
 
Porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby. He then saw a guy who was a tranny who needed a lolipop. He munched
 
Porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby. He then saw a guy who was a tranny who needed a lolipop. He munched a pacman ghost what tasted
 
Porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby. He then saw a guy who was a tranny who needed a lolipop. He munched a pacman ghost that tasted...in fact, I was lying.
 
Porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby. He then saw a guy who was a tranny who needed a lolipop. He munched a pacman ghost that tasted...in fact, I was lying.The tranny wanted to
 
Porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby. He then saw a guy who was a tranny who needed a lolipop. He munched a pacman ghost that tasted...in fact, I was lying.The tranny wanted to talk to Toad because
 
Porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby. He then saw a guy who was a tranny who needed a lolipop. He munched a pacman ghost that tasted...in fact, I was lying.The tranny wanted to talk to Toad because someone stole his lolipop. He
 
Porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby. He then saw a guy who was a tranny who needed a lolipop. He munched a pacman ghost that tasted...in fact, I was lying.The tranny wanted to talk to Toad because someone stole his lolipop. He then trolled Yahoo to submission
 
Porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby. He then saw a guy who was a tranny who needed a lolipop. He munched a pacman ghost that tasted...in fact, I was lying.The tranny wanted to talk to Toad because someone stole his lolipop. He then trolled Yahoo to submission of Mario Wiki. He ate
 
Porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby. He then saw a guy who was a tranny who needed a lolipop. He munched a pacman ghost that tasted...in fact, I was lying.The tranny wanted to talk to Toad because someone stole his lolipop. He then trolled Yahoo to submission of Mario Wiki. He ate some tacos that tasted like
 
Porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby. He then saw a guy who was a tranny who needed a lolipop. He munched a pacman ghost that tasted...in fact, I was lying.The tranny wanted to talk to Toad because someone stole his lolipop. He then trolled Yahoo to submission of Mario Wiki. He ate some tacos that tasted like Balloons in a mid-summer day.
 
porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby. He then saw a guy who was a tranny who needed a lolipop. He munched a pacman ghost that tasted...in fact, I was lying.The tranny wanted to talk to Toad because someone stole his lolipop. He then trolled Yahoo to submission of Mario Wiki. He ate some tacos that tasted like Balloons in a mid-summer day.however The tranny had a
 
porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby. He then saw a guy who was a tranny who needed a lolipop. He munched a pacman ghost that tasted...in fact, I was lying.The tranny wanted to talk to Toad because someone stole his lolipop. He then trolled Yahoo to submission of Mario Wiki. He ate some tacos that tasted like Balloons in a mid-summer day.however The tranny had a shotgun to kill Kirby with.
 
porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby. He then saw a guy who was a tranny who needed a lolipop. He munched a pacman ghost that tasted...in fact, I was lying.The tranny wanted to talk to Toad because someone stole his lolipop. He then trolled Yahoo to submission of Mario Wiki. He ate some tacos that tasted like Balloons in a mid-summer day.however The tranny had a shotgun to kill Kirby with. The Dragon Quest characters came
 
porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby. He then saw a guy who was a tranny who needed a lolipop. He munched a pacman ghost that tasted...in fact, I was lying.The tranny wanted to talk to Toad because someone stole his lolipop. He then trolled Yahoo to submission of Mario Wiki. He ate some tacos that tasted like Balloons in a mid-summer day.however The tranny had a shotgun to kill Kirby with. The Dragon Quest characters came and had a cup of
 
porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby. He then saw a guy who was a tranny who needed a lolipop. He munched a pacman ghost that tasted...in fact, I was lying.The tranny wanted to talk to Toad because someone stole his lolipop. He then trolled Yahoo to submission of Mario Wiki. He ate some tacos that tasted like Balloons in a mid-summer day.however The tranny had a shotgun to kill Kirby with. The Dragon Quest characters came and had a cup of Toadsworth's amazingly delicious Koopa Tea.
 
porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby. He then saw a guy who was a tranny who needed a lolipop. He munched a pacman ghost that tasted...in fact, I was lying.The tranny wanted to talk to Toad because someone stole his lolipop. He then trolled Yahoo to submission of Mario Wiki. He ate some tacos that tasted like Balloons in a mid-summer day.however The tranny had a shotgun to kill Kirby with. The Dragon Quest characters came and had a cup of Toadsworth's amazingly delicious Koopa Tea. the dragon quest characters were
 
porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby. He then saw a guy who was a tranny who needed a lolipop. He munched a pacman ghost that tasted...in fact, I was lying.The tranny wanted to talk to Toad because someone stole his lolipop. He then trolled Yahoo to submission of Mario Wiki. He ate some tacos that tasted like Balloons in a mid-summer day.however The tranny had a shotgun to kill Kirby with. The Dragon Quest characters came and had a cup of Toadsworth's amazingly delicious Koopa Tea. the dragon quest characters were dumb enough to jump off
 
porky Pig went to the shady bar in northwest Kyrgyzstan to buy pork from Rabbis whom were currently getting to the hellhole where Rtas' Vadum was working as Satin's slave and eating salmon flavored icecream. He saw Uniju eating Gummy Sharks while tap dancing under a tree kissing a unicorn. He traded the icecream for a unicorn eating shucked corn. Porky Pig married the unicorn but one day Porky Pig went to the Mushroom Kingdom where he snogged Peach so let's go slap him around his big fat hairy arse. He then went to Luigi's house to hide from Peach who had a chainsaw and Rosalina was there with a tazor and a doughnut. She wanted a pet toucan so she turned Porky into one and Porky killed her for a nickel he found up her nose. Rosalina was burned from an ice cube and tripped over Ugo's blubbery stomach which was full of lard so she sent them flying in orbit around the sun. Porky the toucan decided to eat froot loops because he felt like a jelly baby. He then saw a guy who was a tranny who needed a lolipop. He munched a pacman ghost that tasted...in fact, I was lying.The tranny wanted to talk to Toad because someone stole his lolipop. He then trolled Yahoo to submission of Mario Wiki. He ate some tacos that tasted like Balloons in a mid-summer day.however The tranny had a shotgun to kill Kirby with. The Dragon Quest characters came and had a cup of Toadsworth's amazingly delicious Koopa Tea. the dragon quest characters were dumb enough to jump off of a trampoline with :dk:
 
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