Say something the above user would NEVER say

[Super Bad Mario]

I'm not stealing yall's presents

 

[Jackie Frost]

Paper Mario is a dumb idea, he's made of paper? What idiot thought of that?

Funnily enough, the paper aspect wasn't at all the reason I enjoyed TTYD / SPM (and PM64 too, albeit not quite as much) and it's annoying and unfunny over-emphasis in the later titles was a major reason I did not enjoy Sticker Star, Colour Splash, and Origami King as much
I don't think about Geno at all

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Dreams don't matter, you should live grounded in reality and not in your dream

 

[Super Bad Mario]

I'm very friendly

 

[Milo Thatch]

My nose is extremely short

 

[Super Bad Mario]

I dislike anime

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Never be a big shot

 

[Super Bad Mario]

I'm found

 

[Jackie Frost]

Gamma Babe is totally the greatest character ever

 

[Super Bad Mario]

 

[Milo Thatch]

I feel like the people who don't like that in some Sonic games you only play as Sonic are just looking for something to complain about. It is called the Sonic series after all.

 

[MegaBowser64]

The only time I'm not happy is when I'm stealing from somebody! I hate stealing!

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

I hate wooly Mammoths

 

[Super Bad Mario]

i hate Mario wonder, it's awful.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Dobby deserved anything bad that happened to him, he betrayed his master Lucius Malfoy.

 

[Super Bad Mario]

I'm the light prince

 

[Jackie Frost]

I hate comic books, I love paying for them, and I always prefer digital copies only, why'd I ever want to own physical comics

 

[Milo Thatch]

I hate comic books, I love paying for them, and I always prefer digital copies only, why'd I ever want to own physical comics

This was the joke I was also considering going with

The more magic a show has, the less magic its writing has

 

[Super Bad Mario]

We don't have to solve this mystery, so i guess we'll just leave

 

[Milo Thatch]

Christmas puns suk

 

[Sweet Snow]

No one in the world ever owned a 3DS

 

[Super Bad Mario]

I hate cats, cats suck, screw cats

 

[Thomas the Tank Engine]

No one in the world ever owned a 3DS

I hate cartoons, they're awful. Live-action all the way.

 

[Wendy O. Koopa]

I LOVED it when Windows 11 was such a pain in the butt to install on my laptop earlier today. I just love it when computers frustrate me. And I love Windows 11. It is the best operating system ever-even better than Vista-the second-best operating system ever!

 

[Milo Thatch]

This Mine Is Not Mine