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James Earl Jones has passed away

how pineapple was invented!!!

god: ok satan i am feeling extra nice today, u can create ONE thing

satan: ok (creates pineapples)

god: is that it?

satan: yeah, i just wanna make a really shitty fruit that tastes awful and literally ruins everything it is put in

god: really? i thought you'd do something more...idk evil

satan: nah, this is just it. it is evil because in the future, people will put pineapple as an ingredient in many recipes - utterly ruining them.

Today was an average day at best. Had plenty of irritations, but also had my moments of peace during the day. All in all, this day can best be compared to the majority of the Mario game library for the Game Boy Advance. And to look on the bright side of things, an average day means things can only get better from here.

Downsides of wearing a mask:
-I wear glasses. I think that says everything you need to know about that

Positives of wearing a mask:
-It has a Shy Guy on it and Shy Guys are always a positive
-I don't feel like I'm making other people sick when I start coughing
-I can lip sync and no one will know it

Ok so I read online that in Animal Crossing New Leaf for 3DS (which I have-I play it on my NEW! Nintendo 3DS XL) that on September 8 the leaves change from the lush summer green color to the fall orange and brown color, but it's now been one day after September 8, and they still haven't changed color. Why is that? It might be noteworthy that I recently updated the game with the "Welcome Amiibo" update (which I'm surprised is still available through wireless communication given how outdated the 3DS is by now), and I wonder if maybe they take longer to change with that particular update. I don't know. I'm confused.

Fun fact: When armadillos go bowling, they use themselves as the ball

Going bowling. Not back, avenge deaths

"They found Celebrity Number 6" isn't something I expected to read today.

november has me pulled all sorts of directions in terms of potential themes cuz not only would HOPEFULLY we have the name of the purple villain guy in brothership but also it serves as a good excuse to go back to luigi but also a new wish releases on netflix and netflix views determine a season two so maybe i should keep peri just as a walking reminder lmao

I feel like the Dark Boards theme is cursed, I'm so used to the blinding white

I think I'm becoming a sneakerhead, I just got another pair of Jordans in a high stakes eBay auction (and won it in the last 3 seconds)

Still Stumped Need ideas for issue 210 https://www.marioboards.com/threads/47861/

tag urself

Today was a day that was decent at best. Got to engage in a couple of fun activities with my dad here and there, got a couple of good bites to eat, and got to wrap up the day with a decent night of television. Overall, this day can best be described as a typical episode of your everyday sitcom: A mixed bag.

Tune in next week for a 3 episodes finale of Sonic X!
https://cytu.be/r/PinkysPlayhouse

Feeling a bit under the weather today, I hate being sick

whenever i complain about linux issues, the point i am making is not that linux is bad and i wanna go back to using windows because fuck no. windows is awful and you'd have to PAY me to go back to using that as my daily driver.

the point i am making is i frickin hate computers.

I sent my 'Shroom article to Meta Knight via PM on Friday morning, so just letting y'all know. Should I expect a response back, as I asked for feedback on any errors I may have made?

Want to know something messed up? Till this day we never found out what The King had for DINNER

Hey, I know things aren't as good as they could be and I know you're not as active here as much while you're working towards being happier and stronger mentally, but I wanted you to know that you're still an awesome best buddy and I hope you'll feel better knowing that I'm still here for you.

Finally had a decent day at best during this extended weekend. It's gone from eating a Poison Shroom to eating a Poison Shroom with a little salt on it, if you know what I mean. Here's hoping tomorrow will continue to be decent.

Recently I've been absolutely obsessed with the em-dash. I've used it so much in my writing -- mostly because it's the punctuation form of getting distracted.

Deliberately sabotaging the development of the new Mario & Luigi game so I can call it Mario & Luigi Brothershit and get 6 likes on Twitter

I remember meeting someone with a really intense hatred of Ewoks, like he despise them more than anything else in the world