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I would write for the 'Shroom, but 1. I'm terrible at writing 2. You wouldn't accept me if I applied 3. I wouldn't have much time to write anyway

Thanks for the follow!

I want to apologize for my status update from earlier today where I made a rather crude joke. I forgot that suggestive humor is a sensitive topic on the Boards and will refrain from making such crude jokes again.

I had two cats called Diamond and Little Diamond, they were really loving and loyal, diamonds really are a girl's best friend

Y'know, ever since I joined the Boards, I thought (and maybe dreamed of) about writing for the Shroom. Next Saturday, that dream comes true. Never thought I'd see the day.

i just think she's neat :]

I found pixelcraftian

Wow! You're back!

not allowed to tell jokes anymore because of the anti-joke act 2024 passed by 'skeepy' dark joseph brandon, president of the disunited states of americka.

If my personal headcanon of the Koopalings having been retconned to be Bowser's adoptive children instead of his biological ones is correct, and Ludwig being the eldest Koopaling, if something were to get Bowser (The current ruler of the Koopa Kingdom), and something else were to get Bowser Jr. (The next in line for the throne), that would make Ludwig the next person within the Koopa Troop hierachy to inherit the throne, assuming that Bowser has implemented such a leadership clausule for the Koopa Troop.

I now have a credit union account and I have a whopping $1 in my checking account.

What would The Beast hear if he got a cellphone? Belle Ringing

How do 4 out of 5 people not know about Dick Cheney now lmao

So a few days ago I got an email that someone liked my sister. I asked her about it and she said it was this boy. She asked (i could never) if he liked her and he said no. Yesterday though I got an email that whoever emailed "hewwo" to me liked me. It was the boy that my sister asked. I don't know how to feel about this.

I'm not a web designer. What do you think I am, a spider?

Geez, my ankle has hurt today, but not sure why. I'm definitely icing it tomorrow.

i bet you thought me cuteposting using fairly odder would be impossible >:3c

oppa mario stye

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mario style

I really need to sneeze less often

What is it that just singing "na" makes a song so catchy?

Well, being an American, I know what tragic date today is, and I wish today was not that day, as every year, this
is always a very sad day for me. At the same time, I both mourn and honor in my heart those who gave their lives
so that others would be saved. We should never forget 9/11.

I swear the structure of learning content in my Stats Experimental Design class is so bad in spots. Like why can't you just put the SAS coding formulas next to each analysis concept in the PowerPoints instead of making us fish around the textbooks for the coding, where sometimes words you look up have more than one meaning so you're running around in circles trying to find the right coding. And then a lot of the time he spends like the entire class on fairly easy to understand stuff but then does a 3-minute glossover of much harder material, and usually doesn't even explain in class how to do the coding which you NEED to know to get any of the questions on the midterm right coming up. I have an office hour meeting with him tomorrow so I'll try to explain that the coding needs to be seen more easily but while maybe he won't, if he just gives the "you should be able to find the coding" dodge when we're not able to instead of change anything I'm going to be frustrated.

Hurricane Francine is hitting my area tomorrow/Thursday. I may not be active if our internet goes down, but don't worry, we have a generator that repowers the whole house after about 20 seconds

699 Dollars for the PS5 Pro and it doesn't even come with a Disk Drive? Get out of here