Barby Koala

Barby Koala

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    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Luck of the Irish (2001):

    Waldorf: That Ryan Merriman is a great little actor.
    Statler: Yes, and getting smaller all the time.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Avengers Endgame:

    Statler: I think you could compare this movie to chewing a stick of gum.
    Waldorf: How so?
    Statler: It starts out tasteful, but the further into it, the blander it becomes.
    Waldorf: Yeah, and once you take a new stick to chew, it won't match the taste of the first one.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Regular Show:

    Waldorf: I never thought a cartoon could go from 0 to 100 so quickly within 5 minutes of each episode.
    Statler: Well, what do you expect? When you let The Muppets write an animated series, you can expect anything but regular.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Sonic and the Secret Rings:

    Waldorf: What kind of Sonic game was that?
    Statler: It's called a medium game.
    Waldorf: A medium game?
    Statler: Yes, it wasn't rare, and it certainly wasn't well done.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on South Park:

    Waldorf: I don't think this show is suitable for children.
    Statler's Grandson: I don't think this show is suitable for anybody.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Walking Dead:

    Waldorf: Do you believe there's life after death?
    Statler: Every time an episode of this dumb show ends.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Velma:

    Mindy Kaling: (Peeks out from between Waldorf and Statler's seats) You look like two kindly old gentlemen. Can I hide here?
    Statler: (Looks at Waldorf) Hey, Scooby-Doo fans! Here's that woman you've been hunting!

    (Waldorf throws Mindy Kaling out of the theater box)

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Super Mario Brothers Super Show:

    Waldorf: I never really liked low budget spoofs of movies from my youth.
    Statler: You know what they say: One man's treasure is another showrunner's trash.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker:

    Waldorf: (Looking down from the theater box that Statler jumped out of) He shouldn't have jumped, the movie's not that bad.
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

    Statler: Well, that's an interesting reboot. Very clever.
    Waldorf: Nah, that's not clever. Anyone can drop their pants. (He drops his pants on the ground)
    Statler: (He looks at Waldorf's lower area and then back at his face) I didn't know you were Lithuanian.
    Waldorf: (He pulls his pants back up and turns his body away from Statler)
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Total Drama Island (2023):

    Waldorf: Would you let your grandkids compete on that crazy Total Drama show?
    Statler: I wouldn't even let them compete on Family Game Night.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Sonic Unleashed:

    Statler: So that's Sonic the Werehog?
    Waldorf: You should see his sister, Sonia the Frankenstein Monster.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power

    Statler: What's that noise?
    Waldorf: It's the sound of J.R.R. Tolkien turning over in his grave.

    Hohohohohohoho!
    Barby Koala
    I'm trying to take a break from social media because of the lack of success in finding a good roleplay, my creative dip and the lack of social contacts, but so far, it's been a rocky road to successfully taking a break from social media. I'm feeling a bit melancholic and struggling with taking that first step in my break from social media. One of my friends gave me a few suggestions of things I could do, but it's hard to take a break from social media when I have my whole social life on social media.
    Barby Koala
    I'm dealing with a creative dip, and it really sucks.
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    Barby Koala
    Barby Koala
    Yeah, I know that my creative muses will be coming back to me sooner or later. It's just hard to find something else to do with my time until then.
    Nyorori
    Nyorori
    Try do something relaxing, it might get those clouds fogging your mind out of there
    Barby Koala
    Barby Koala
    I'll try to, thanks for the advice.
    Barby Koala
    I don't know if I'm the only one, but I'm really having a hard time putting my mind to writing my 'Shroom sections because of the warm weather and my constantly flaring mental health issues. Does anyone else have that problem too?
    Super Bad Mario
    Super Bad Mario
    I have the mental health issues, but the weather is…acceptable.
    Barby Koala
    I'm not feeling in the highest of spirits at the moment. For a while now, I've been feeling doubtful about my ability to write anything, in the sense that I feel that some of my friends are better at writing than I'll ever be. I don't like feeling like this and I don't know how I'm going to stop feeling like this.
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    Waluigi Time
    Waluigi Time
    The most important thing is that you're happy with what you make and that you enjoy making it. Comparing your work to other people's and judging it on that merit is a big pitfall that's best avoided. Obviously, there's nothing wrong with looking at your own work critically, thinking about what could be improved, and taking the steps to do that, and using other work that you enjoy as a guide to how you might do that. But really in anything in life you can almost definitely find someone with more experience and skill if you look for them (by definition, very few people are the "best"!), so you shouldn't get caught up in that. It's better to focus on what you personally get out of it.
    Barby Koala
    Barby Koala
    I'll do my best to keep that in mind, WT. Thanks for the words of wisdom.
    Barby Koala
    I won't be uploading a new question in my Random question of the day thread today and maybe tomorrow because I cross-post my daily questions to RPNation, and RPNation is down for maintenance in the next two days. I apologize for the inconvenience.
    Barby Koala
    Gosh, my week has been off to a rough start so far...Yesterday I was felled by spring fatigue, and last night my dorm counselor had to abruptly leave because of some business she didn't specify about, and this morning, I'm just feeling out of it in the aftermath of what happened last night...Hopefully my week will start turning around for the better, because if it doesn't, I better prepare my inner strength for the trials of life that are to come...
    Barby Koala
    You know, once my workload allows for it, I would like to try and write a bimonthly section for Critic Corner, but I'm not really sure what I should review in that section. Should I review games? Movies? TV shows? Comics? Food? I'm in a bit of a tailspin on that end.
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    Waluigi Time
    Waluigi Time
    As someone who was in the same boat of wanting to write more for CC but not really knowing what to actually review until pretty recently, what I've done to get more into that is write a one-off review once I beat a game. You could just look at the stuff you're engaging with in general and write about any of that if you think it would be interesting. You don't even have to commit to the same topics for every review even on a scheduled section, Rose's Quarantine Reviews which ran a while back was all about reviewing just whatever and even Half-Baked Reviews did different things from issue to issue before settling into the food niche it has now.
    Barby Koala
    Barby Koala
    Thanks for the advice, guys. I'll do my best to incorporate it if I do plan on writing for Critic Corner.
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    Daniel Dyce
    Daniel Dyce
    You can always just do a general review section where you just review what ever you like!
    Barby Koala
    I managed to finish reading all of this month's issue of The 'Shroom! A job well done to all writers, and thank you to Waluigi Time for highlighting my 30 Fake News section milestone in 'Shroom Report! And of course thanks to anyone who reached out to me in DMs to offer me words of appreciation for the work I do for The 'Shroom! It makes me happy to see that my passion for the newspaper is being met with positive reception!
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