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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• Jun 2, 2024

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Velma:

Mindy Kaling: (Peeks out from between Waldorf and Statler's seats) You look like two kindly old gentlemen. Can I hide here?
Statler: (Looks at Waldorf) Hey, Scooby-Doo fans! Here's that woman you've been hunting!

(Waldorf throws Mindy Kaling out of the theater box)

Hohohohohohoho!

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• Jun 1, 2024

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on The Super Mario Brothers Super Show:

Waldorf: I never really liked low budget spoofs of movies from my youth.
Statler: You know what they say: One man's treasure is another showrunner's trash.

Hohohohohohoho!

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• May 31, 2024

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker:

Waldorf: (Looking down from the theater box that Statler jumped out of) He shouldn't have jumped, the movie's not that bad.

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• May 30, 2024

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles:

Statler: Well, that's an interesting reboot. Very clever.
Waldorf: Nah, that's not clever. Anyone can drop their pants. (He drops his pants on the ground)
Statler: (He looks at Waldorf's lower area and then back at his face) I didn't know you were Lithuanian.
Waldorf: (He pulls his pants back up and turns his body away from Statler)

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• May 30, 2024

Alright, I managed to finish reading the entirety of this month's issue of The 'Shroom! A job well done to everyone who contributed to the issue, and I look forward to what next month's issue has to offer!

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• May 29, 2024

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Total Drama Island (2023):

Waldorf: Would you let your grandkids compete on that crazy Total Drama show?
Statler: I wouldn't even let them compete on Family Game Night.

Hohohohohohoho!

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• May 28, 2024

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Sonic Unleashed:

Statler: So that's Sonic the Werehog?
Waldorf: You should see his sister, Sonia the Frankenstein Monster.

Hohohohohohoho!

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• May 26, 2024

Waldorf and Statler (The Muppet Show) on Lord of the Rings: Rings of Power

Statler: What's that noise?
Waldorf: It's the sound of J.R.R. Tolkien turning over in his grave.

Hohohohohohoho!

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• May 25, 2024

I'm trying to take a break from social media because of the lack of success in finding a good roleplay, my creative dip and the lack of social contacts, but so far, it's been a rocky road to successfully taking a break from social media. I'm feeling a bit melancholic and struggling with taking that first step in my break from social media. One of my friends gave me a few suggestions of things I could do, but it's hard to take a break from social media when I have my whole social life on social media.

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• May 22, 2024

I'm dealing with a creative dip, and it really sucks.

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• May 18, 2024

Be sure to check out the Fake News and Palette Swap teams in today's issue of The 'Shroom! I'll be embarking on another culinary adventure in Cooking Guide, and my reporter persona's trek through the second of General Zellon's Dark Lands takes a watery turn in Sport Report: The Movie!

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• May 17, 2024

I need a hug.

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• May 10, 2024

I don't know if I'm the only one, but I'm really having a hard time putting my mind to writing my 'Shroom sections because of the warm weather and my constantly flaring mental health issues. Does anyone else have that problem too?

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• May 6, 2024

I'm not feeling in the highest of spirits at the moment. For a while now, I've been feeling doubtful about my ability to write anything, in the sense that I feel that some of my friends are better at writing than I'll ever be. I don't like feeling like this and I don't know how I'm going to stop feeling like this.

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• May 1, 2024

I won't be uploading a new question in my Random question of the day thread today and maybe tomorrow because I cross-post my daily questions to RPNation, and RPNation is down for maintenance in the next two days. I apologize for the inconvenience.

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• Apr 30, 2024

Gosh, my week has been off to a rough start so far...Yesterday I was felled by spring fatigue, and last night my dorm counselor had to abruptly leave because of some business she didn't specify about, and this morning, I'm just feeling out of it in the aftermath of what happened last night...Hopefully my week will start turning around for the better, because if it doesn't, I better prepare my inner strength for the trials of life that are to come...

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• Apr 29, 2024

You know, once my workload allows for it, I would like to try and write a bimonthly section for Critic Corner, but I'm not really sure what I should review in that section. Should I review games? Movies? TV shows? Comics? Food? I'm in a bit of a tailspin on that end.

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• Apr 27, 2024

I managed to finish reading all of this month's issue of The 'Shroom! A job well done to all writers, and thank you to Waluigi Time for highlighting my 30 Fake News section milestone in 'Shroom Report! And of course thanks to anyone who reached out to me in DMs to offer me words of appreciation for the work I do for The 'Shroom! It makes me happy to see that my passion for the newspaper is being met with positive reception!

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• Apr 27, 2024

I had a pretty fun day today! Went out for a car ride with my family, and we stopped to take a nature walk along the way, and after that, we stopped at a restaurant to have dinner. Once I get home, I might try to read the Strategy Wing sections in this month's issue of The 'Shroom.

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• Apr 20, 2024

Be sure to check the Fake News and Palette Swap teams in this month's issue of The 'Shroom! Waluigi Time has an unfortunate announcement regarding Sport Report, I go see one of the sweetest chefs to make a really sweet dessert, and my reporter persona and his band of athletes venture further into the Dark Lands to save the Annual Mushroom World Games!

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• Apr 10, 2024

Is Magalor04276 on an arranged hiatus from their World of Plight section in The 'Shroom? I don't believe their section has been in the newspaper for a while.

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• Apr 6, 2024

I've waited a few months, but I think it's worth pointing out that the sign-up page for The 'Shroom hasn't been updated since January. Was there anything holding staff back from updating the page in the past few months?

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• Mar 31, 2024

I've finally managed to finish reading Issue 204 of The 'Shroom! A job well done to everyone who contributed to the issue, and I look forward to Issue 205 in the upcoming month!

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• Mar 28, 2024

Is it bad that I've only managed to read half of Issue 204 of The 'Shroom so far? I've been meaning to read Pipe Plaza, Critic Corner and Strategy Wing for the past two weeks, but due to fatigue caused by my meds, I've been unable to do read it.

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  Wally The Baby Rhinoceros

• Mar 16, 2024

Be sure to check out the Fake News and Palette Swap teams in today's issue of The 'Shroom! I've got my longest Sport Report section so far for you, in which I cover a round of golf on Keelhaul Key! I'll also be teaching you how to make a delicious pastry in Cooking Guide, and the first chapter of my reporter persona's adventure to save the Mushroom World Games will be coming to a close in Sport Report: The Movie!