MegaBowser64

Profile wall Latest activity Post history About

  • when you fall down the stairs then immediately after put a can of Red Bull in your pocket then immediately after sit down then it immediately after spills down your pants, then you realize you cut yourself when you fell down the stairs and the Red Bull seeped into the wounds 😑
    I see no one said bye bye to smurf, honestly I don't blame you at all, he was kind of a bum.
    Anyways, introducing, for the
    FIRST TIME...
    MEGABOWSER 64 WITH AN ACTUAL N64 ERA THEME!!!!!
    GUYS NEWS FLASH
    AS OF 30 SECONDS AGO I NOW OFFICIALLY HAVE
    FRICKING COVID
    YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
    now before you question my sanity the reason I am glad I have covid is because I already knew I was sick since yesterday and all of my friends and all the popular girls have had covid over the last 3 years. I never got it before so now I can JOIN THE BANDWAGON!!!!!!!!!! I am assuming I got it while I was with that hellish trash can I fell out of the other day. Maine is officially the worst state for covid for a reason but I FEEL GOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    oh well going to a party and getting sick was worth impressing the girls and having a good time. It was a fair exchange
    Milo Thatch
    Milo Thatch
    I am not one of the guys really really attracted to girls so I cannot relate to getting COVID being worth it to impress them.
    Ray Trace
    Ray Trace
    Covid got me out of working the week of Christmas so I can't be too upset over my infection .
    being guests at someone else's is a doozy sometimes, like when they are anti-sugar and I am trying not to vomit while eating the saltiest pickles in the world and I keep hallucinating at sight of the world's saltiest seltzer and wishing it was Sprite and trying to smile at the man drinking coffee with sea water in it. all the time Rapper's Delight was running through my head
    Guys...
    It's time again.
    My reaction score made it from 0 to 100 in less than 5 months, with Magolor04726 being the lucky user to push me over the top.
    Now, less than 2 months later, and even before Issue 200, I have a reaction score of 199.
    FIRST ONE TO LIKE THIS POST GETS
    THE AWARD.
    • Like
    Reactions: Cayde and Flygon64
    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    ...
    :dk2:
    Well it looks like we have our winner!!
    Congraaaatulations,
    Flygon64
    You earn the
    200 REACTION SCORE AWARD

    don't mind me accidentally posting this too early NOW I'M DONE
    I guess all of yall will have to wait till 300 HITS THE STREETS!!!
    and as for Flygon good job
    • Like
    Reactions: Cayde
    The Halloween party was very fun, I climbed on approximately 3 tables and spent approximately 30 minutes under a desk and fell out of approximately 1 trash can. I beat everyone at Wii Sports and got an excuse to wear my stupid cool outfit so good.
    Well, today will be exciting. I'm going to a post-Halloween party at my church, and I am going to play some Nintendo. An old guy brought his very dusty N64, we set it up the other day, and we'll play Mario Kart 64 on a 80-ish inch Roku TV. My friend is bringing his Wii, too, and I'm bringing Wii Sports Resort (love that game) and Wii Play. I do not have a costume so I'll probably just wear my Californian (not Hawaiian) shirt and a whole bunch of random swag to stand out from others who forgot a costume 😎
    edit: sunglasses emoji reminded me to bring my pilot shades 😎
    lol my laptop screen almost just DIED. 💀I mean deceased, decapacitated, DEAD. It slowly got darker and darker, which I thought was ok cuz the battery was low, but then it DIDN'T STOP. Slowly the screen turned to an eerie shade of green and got very blurry, and before long it was identical to that of a gameboy!!! In a panic I closed the screen and plugged it in and then it got better lol
    Ray Trace
    Ray Trace
    lucky you my devices die without any prior warning
    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    my laptop is only 6 months old and $1000 so it would be kind of a disaster to see it actually die but it has little hiccups all the time. Running high end xbox games on a work laptop takes its toll
    Well I stayed home to give out candy to trick or treaters, literally the only one that came was this girl I kind of like, I just gave her half the bowl of candy lol
    Kerrigan
    Kerrigan
    That's still more trick or treaters than I've gotten in the past ten years or so.
    Well, it's Halloween, but to me it feels more like Christmas with 4 inches of snow on the ground. Yesterday I rolled out a snowball that was at least 4 feet tall, then I also binged on candy and got a cocomelon style tummy ache, so holidays collide I guess
    Well, today's the first day of snow in my town. It's like 28 degrees out and at least a couple inches of snow, maybe today was not the best day to wear a t-shirt. I always got frostbite trick or treating lol it's a good thing I'm not doing anything for Halloween. Time to get ready for a 5-month-long winter
    I was gone for 24 hours (yesterday) did you miss me, I have stories to tell and things.

    So I went with my church's guys group to the wilderness lodge place for overnight camping or whatever last night, sleeping in lean-tos, it had been raining and there was 6 inches of mud everywhere. Luckily I brought my boots, and me and my friends set out into the woods, walking down an ATV trail, to do some coyote hunting, armed with a few flashlights and a broken razorblade.

    After about an hour it became apparent (sort of) that we weren't going to find any coyotes, but that was when the insanity of being in pitchblack silence for too long set in. We started hearing what we thought were coyotes howling, loud thumps, something walking through the bush. It was very foggy and wet so we mistook dew drops for glowing evil eyes, etc etc. At one point we had become so deranged that we stood staring at a stop sign from 100 yards away for at least 5 minutes, thinking it was a coyote whose eyes were glowing and was constantly moving around. It didn't help that my friend was playing max volume coyote sounds on his phone, that was very unnerving. That's not even to mention the killer on the loose, having done the mass shooting in Lewiston (Maine) the day before. It was said he had relatives in the exact same tiny village I was currently in, and there were apparently FBI troops searching the area. Luckily we didn't get mass shooted but we didn't see any coyotes either, it was still thrilling, as an adventure of the imagination (and just before Halloween). 😛

    The next morning we woke up at 5:00 and camping, etc ensued, then we did work projects on the lodge for the rest of the day, then we made 30-foot high bonfires with flamethrowers and gasoline. Knowing how to use a sawzall and do insulation pays off big time
    The Green Knight
    The Green Knight
    where did you get a flamethrower?
    MegaBowser64
    MegaBowser64
    My friend's dad brought it, he's kind of redneck so it wasn't terribly out of the ordinary. They're called rosebuds, you hook them up to a propane tank and they shoot a steady flame of fire a little ways.
    edit: looked it up, I guess it's technically a "propane torch" even though it shoots pretty far
    when you accidentally turn your humidifier all the way up before bed and you wake up to a very soggy room
    HOLY WHAT THE HECK Mario Party 3 released on Switch Online on the 27th!!!! This one was announced a year ago, and for a while I thought it was never gonna happen!!!!! I got to play the first two MP games for the first time through NSO and they were surprisingly good. Can't wait for the last one in the trilogy!!!!!
    I just listened to Teacher by the Foo Fighters it was a whopping 10 MINUTES LONG!!!! that sets the record, with the ever-damaging Super Trouper by the A**** Teens or whatever in a close second
    I went roller blading and the water was $2.50 $$$ and an annoying little girl kept tripping me 😭but it was fun. I did limbo on blades and beat everyone like a foot shorter than me😎
    *sigh* it's that time of year again...

    the highlight of fall, a fun celebration with unique vibes...

    people have parties, make fun snacks...

    it's also the season of Pope John Paul II's inauguration, of Shaggy's birth

    but most importantly

    IT'S WOMBAT DAY!!!!!
    Vombatus_ursinus_-Maria_Island_National_Park.jpg

    This time of year, we celebrate all things WOMBAT
    Fatso_at_Olympic_Park.jpg

    Fatso the Fat-Arsed Wombat brings you TIDINGS OF WOMBAT CHEER

    R.0201d1ee7e047a469ca6e60522827007

    Everyone makes DELICIOUS WOMBAT SNACKS
    LCard_WilliamWombat_875x875.jpg

    Friends and family send each other WOMBAT DAY CARDS
    Wombat-Wally_805x805.jpg
    2978362211_798x798.jpg

    Felt-wombat-toy_468x468.jpg
    Handfuls-14_875x875.jpg

    And WOMBAT DAY PRESENTS
    Screenshot-2023-10-22-130556.png

    People have frickin' WOMBAT DAY PARTIES and invite all their PEERS to come and have a GOOD TIME

    Wombat-Narawntapu.jpg

    Today is the season to celebrate all things WOMBAT so get out there and spread the WOMBAT CHEER like CORONAVIRUS 🎉

    ...what's that there's some other holiday next week? no one cares
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
  • Loading…
Back