MegaBowser64

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A day at the races is always fun. While all yall are busy putting up your skulls and cobwebs, I'm going on vomit-inducing rides, eating deep fried chicken and watching beat-up car races for 100 laps as cars gradually spin out, roll over, and lose tires hahaha

I feel like writing a review so here I go I just tried F-Zero 99. I was super excited for it and the 25 and 50-player tutorials worked great, but upon playing the actual 99-player game I wasn't impressed. It didn't function too much like an actual race and instead was kinda like a pushing battle between 98 other angry players, there was no real way to win except being pushed just the right way, and with perfect driving I consistently ranked below 60. Nintendo, carrying over the 99 concept into other games isn't always a guaranteed hit, I lost interest after like an hour. To me it just seemed like there was little thought put into it gameplay-wise and it was put together in the short time between the Direct and its release but oh well

*cough* *gobble* *cough*

dino chicken nuggets are the best

Guys I have bad news

Shrek has evolved

just realized my reaction score is
1
2
3
Must just be the universe telling how good I am at counting

The fun thing about being a contractor's apprentice is you get to work for free

Hey guys apparently Super Mario Boards used to have a super-secret sub-forum called the Child Boards!!!! Online fun for kids under 13?!?!?!?!?

Well first week of fall and I'm sick already... at least I have like 20 Switch game cases to stack and make castles with hahahaha!!! You might want to stay away from my posts for a while they might have germs on them

Cars in America

Cars everywhere else

guess which one is more practical lol

Here's your random AI-generated paragraph for the day try not to cry.
prompt: A really confusing thing that happened to Bob

A really confusing thing that happened to Bob was when he went to the grocery store and saw his ex-girlfriend there. He thought she had moved to another city, but apparently she was back in town for some reason. He tried to avoid her, but she spotted him and came over to say hi. She acted like nothing had happened between them, and even asked him if he wanted to grab a coffee later. Bob didn't know what to say, so he just nodded and smiled awkwardly. He wondered if she had forgotten how she had dumped him over text, or if she was just pretending to be nice. He felt a mix of anger, sadness and curiosity, and he didn't know how to deal with it.

...
The transformation is complete.
Bowser is no more.
He has merged with the beast to reach his final form.
He's lean. He's mean.
He's definitely not green.
This Friday, I welcome to the Boards, for the very first time...

☄BULLDOG BOWSER!!!!☄

If you wondered why I had the volcano at 3:33 in my sig well right now it's
Sep 22, 2023 at 3:33 PM
profile pic brought to you by Bing AI again btw!!

Hey guys it's the last day of SUMMER
Happy 59 degrees out and the sun is shining, lets send the hottest season off with a bang

me on my first day of carpentry

jk I actually cut myself with the equivalent of a butter knife lol

remember when Nintendo used to actually show games and consoles before they were finished? now we just get snippets of the polished finished product reluctantly shown to us and have to wait half a year before they let us buy them lol

hey guys Baten Kaitos 1 & 2 Remaster HD came out today I can't tell if its a limited editon mtn dew flavor or another word for samsung galaxy

when your earbud literally falls out of your ear into your tartar sauce 🍽 but I cleaned it and it works fine

when you're messing around with your pitching wedge in your yard and your golf ball ricochets off a lawn chair and almost breaks your parent's car's windshield that got replaced last month

wow I have a 99 reaction score first one to like this post has the honor of pushing me to 100

Thanks for the follow!

well I guess my town's water isn't drinkable for a while... gonna have to only drink coke

Guys there was a Direct today
it was pretty good
I wonder if Nintendo will make a new console

lol apparently if Nintendo never decided to engage with Philips and the CD-i they would literally own PlayStation. thanks Zelda Wiki, bad move Nintendo why did you cheat on Sony

fun fact: necrobumping threads from before you wre born does not make you cool

I guess Serbia is in the FIBA WC finals whatever that means... I hope they win maybe