Amusing Awards Artifact Adventure - Closing Ceremony (Game Finished!)

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Waluigi Time said:
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Spanner
"No can do! If anything here gets busted up I'm the one who has to fix it, and these clankers have enough trouble with normal operation.

I suppose I could lend you one of my wrenches if you come back and see me during an Action Phase. My kind's been hurling these at unwanted pests since 1988!"
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Charmy: Well, I guess that Hall of Mirrors should be my last stop before I head back to the Wheeluigi Time ride. See you, Spanner. I hope that area has something I could use.
 
Charmy Bee said:
Charmy: Well, I guess that Hall of Mirrors should be my last stop before I head back to the Wheeluigi Time ride. See you, Spanner. I hope that area has something I could use.
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Hectinator the Reflectinator
"ANOTHER VISITOR. WELCOME. BIG FUN AT THE HALL OF REFLECTINATORS. I REFLECTINATE FOR JOY."

You enter the Hall of Reflectinators, appropriately made with wall-to-wall Reflectinators. Something you do here could have an effect just about anywhere in the park.
 
Waluigi Time said:
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Hectinator the Reflectinator
"ANOTHER VISITOR. WELCOME. BIG FUN AT THE HALL OF REFLECTINATORS. I REFLECTINATE FOR JOY."

You enter the Hall of Reflectinators, appropriately made with wall-to-wall Reflectinators. Something you do here could have an effect just about anywhere in the park.
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Charmy: Hi there, mr. Ghost! I'm here to find something to ward off that gorilla from the Wheeluigi Time ride. Do you happen to have anything I could use to accomplish that?
 
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Yoshi the DOS: "Yeah. This heat. Probably doesn't help you out especially since you are in a costume. Yeah, this AAAA thing. Makes you expect that if I did help you out, I would get something out of it. Although, that may not be the case, actually. I noticed that there are 13 artifacts here but only 16 locations. So, not everything has an artifact. But even if you don't have an artifact, you could technically provide me something to help me in my aid. Thus, not making it genuine. So, if I do this, I must not expect to get anything in return. Besides, I genuinely starting to like you."
 
Charmy Bee said:
Charmy: Hi there, mr. Ghost! I'm here to find something to ward off that gorilla from the Wheeluigi Time ride. Do you happen to have anything I could use to accomplish that?
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Hectinator the Reflectinator
"WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT WE HAVE. EVERYTHING IS REFLECTINATOR. I LOVE REFLECTINATORS. YOU MAY TAKE ONE LATER IN ACTION PHASE TO SPREAD THE JOY OF REFLECTINATING. SO MUCH FUN TO HAVE."

Yoshi the SSM said:
View attachment 45871Yoshi the DOS: "Yeah. This heat. Probably doesn't help you out especially since you are in a costume. Yeah, this AAAA thing. Makes you expect that if I did help you out, I would get something out of it. Although, that may not be the case, actually. I noticed that there are 13 artifacts here but only 16 locations. So, not everything has an artifact. But even if you don't have an artifact, you could technically provide me something to help me in my aid. Thus, not making it genuine. So, if I do this, I must not expect to get anything in return. Besides, I genuinely starting to like you."
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Shbeeg Mascot Guy(s)
"You're probably just trying to be nice..."

Flygon64 said:
A fellow bunny? That's an... interesting purple suit.
A bunny man with a purple bow-tie...
Huh, you're a really purple guy aren't you?​
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Shbeeg Mascot Guy(s) checks to see if anyone else is looking, then briefly removes the costume head. The Toad's spots are yellow.

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Shbeeg Mascot Guy(s)
"I don't know what you were trying to accomplish there."
 
Waluigi Time said:
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Hectinator the Reflectinator
"WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT WE HAVE. EVERYTHING IS REFLECTINATOR. I LOVE REFLECTINATORS. YOU MAY TAKE ONE LATER IN ACTION PHASE TO SPREAD THE JOY OF REFLECTINATING. SO MUCH FUN TO HAVE."
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Charmy: Hmm...nothing seems to work, does it? I should head back to the Wheeluigi Time ride and see if one of my teammates is there. I bet I could help them out if I can't ward off that gorilla on my own.
 
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Hi everyone! I'm Hyperia, the fearless goddess...
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Oh, I thought I'd fixed that! Really I'm an animatronic of her, but my ride breaks down a lot- look at that, it's down again- so I thought I'd tour some theme parks where the rides work! I may have picked wrong looking at the gorilla though. I've heard stories about all types of things, and given I'm not needed at the moment I thought I'd take a little break. You can call me Peri if you like- I don't really like the full name and it's a bit long.

Hey, Mr Spanner! Can you confirm the Waluigi Time on the wheel is the animatronic? No point us going around in circles if that's not it! (Also are you any good at getting parts back on, the wings are kind of hard to reach...)

And the ghost puppy and skeleton outside the Fear Factory- are they real? Can we talk to them?
 
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Yoshi the DOS: "Yeah. There is the whole quest thing to try to cheer you up as well. But come on. You guys are Toads. Wait. What is the other color of Toad? I want to check that out as well."
 
Charmy Bee said:
Charmy: Hmm...nothing seems to work, does it? I should head back to the Wheeluigi Time ride and see if one of my teammates is there. I bet I could help them out if I can't ward off that gorilla on my own.
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Through the magic of gameplay, you can be at any location in the park you want! This probably isn't the solution, though...

BBQ Turtle said:
Hey, Mr Spanner! Can you confirm the Waluigi Time on the wheel is the animatronic? No point us going around in circles if that's not it! (Also are you any good at getting parts back on, the wings are kind of hard to reach...)

And the ghost puppy and skeleton outside the Fear Factory- are they real? Can we talk to them?
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Spanner
"Yep, that's him alright! I can see the uncanny valley from here! What the heck is it doing, sampling the rides?

I suppose I can do a quick fix on that wing, I don't have much else to do until we get that bot down from there anyway. It's on the house."

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Muercello & Spectra
"Buenos días! I'm Muercello, leader of the Mystery Dudes (name still pending)! And this is my Polterpup, Spectra!"

"Arf!"

"Isn't she adorable? We're not here to solve any mysteries today though, just enjoying the park! Speaking of mysteries, you don't happen to have a Shmaluigi Funko Pop, do you? I'd be happy to trade. I worked with him once, you know!"

Yoshi the SSM said:
View attachment 45875Yoshi the DOS: "Yeah. There is the whole quest thing to try to cheer you up as well. But come on. You guys are Toads. Wait. What is the other color of Toad? I want to check that out as well."
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Shbeeg Mascot Guy(s)
"I'm blue down here. And no, we're not the Toads you're thinking of."
 
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Yoshi the DOS: "What do you mean? You're not Toads from the Mario series? Wait a minute. Blue. Yellow. So. You're not the playable Toads in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Nor are you the Toads in the Captain Toad's brigade. You two probably get confused by them. But you guys are just generic Blue and Yellow Toads? Is that what you're saying?"
 
Waluigi Time said:
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Spanner
"Yep, that's him alright! I can see the uncanny valley from here! What the heck is it doing, sampling the rides?

I suppose I can do a quick fix on that wing, I don't have much else to do until we get that bot down from there anyway. It's on the house."

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Muercello & Spectra
"Buenos días! I'm Muercello, leader of the Mystery Dudes (name still pending)! And this is my Polterpup, Spectra!"

"Arf!"

"Isn't she adorable? We're not here to solve any mysteries today though, just enjoying the park! Speaking of mysteries, you don't happen to have a Shmaluigi Funko Pop, do you? I'd be happy to trade. I worked with him once, you know!"
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*Charmy sees Wheezlie S. Puff at the ride.*

Charmy: Glad to meet you here, Wheezlie. I'm sorry that I couldn't find anything to ward off that gorilla, Ferris. But I'm not backing down just yet. Have you tried anything to ward him off, you guys?
 
Waluigi Time said:
"Huh? Candles?

Shoot. I borrowed them from Mertle for my last Monster Smash Bros. party and completely forgot. I think Bela has them now, but he's holed up in his office all the time."
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Hmm. Could you tell me where his office is, exactly?
 
Yoshi the SSM said:
View attachment 45877Yoshi the DOS: "What do you mean? You're not Toads from the Mario series? Wait a minute. Blue. Yellow. So. You're not the playable Toads in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. Nor are you the Toads in the Captain Toad's brigade. You two probably get confused by them. But you guys are just generic Blue and Yellow Toads? Is that what you're saying?"
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Shbeeg Mascot Guy(s)
"Yeah. No one special. Just two generic mushroom people in a sea of other mushroom people."

Smashley said:
Hmm. Could you tell me where his office is, exactly?
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Sporis Karloff
"All of the offices are upstairs."
 
Let's go upstairs and check, then!
 
Smashley said:
Let's go upstairs and check, then!
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The upstairs hallway is as dingy as the rest of the place. There's five doors, all conveniently labeled - Vincent Overpriced, Sporis Karloff, Bela Lactosi, Cereal Box Ghost, and Mr. Poe. You hear pipe organ music coming from one of the offices.
 
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Yoshi the DOS: "And yet, I have a quest for me to cheer you up. Besides, each Toad has something about them. Oh. And Blue Toad. You probably can't see it. So, I'll am telling you. I have blue shoes on. You know why? Blue is my second favorite color with red being my first. And that is completely genuine."
 
Waluigi Time said:
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Snackrat
"Whoa there, buddy! This vending machine is my territory, y'see? Seriously, check it out! The snacks just keep comin'! I'm in rat heaven over here! Nothin' comes out of here unless it's got my say-so! You want some candy, you're gonna have to bring me something good for my cooperation!"
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...(sniff sniff)

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(Followed the green dog thing to a new place. Lots of delicious treats, but the talking snack is in the way.)

"...How many of you are there...?"
 
Follow the sound of the pipe organ
 
Yoshi the SSM said:
View attachment 45879Yoshi the DOS: "And yet, I have a quest for me to cheer you up. Besides, each Toad has something about them. Oh. And Blue Toad. You probably can't see it. So, I'll am telling you. I have blue shoes on. You know why? Blue is my second favorite color with red being my first. And that is completely genuine."
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Shbeeg Mascot Guy(s)
"Okay. That's nice, I guess."

TPG said:
(Followed the green dog thing to a new place. Lots of delicious treats, but the talking snack is in the way.)

"...How many of you are there...?"
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Snackrat
"Just me in here, buddy! I don't have to share this with anyone! You do NOT wanna know what happens when two rats end up in the same vending machine. It gets reeeeal ugly."

Smashley said:
Follow the sound of the pipe organ
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The pipe organ leads to Bela Lactosi's office, but the door is locked...

Flygon64 said:
Monomi
I'll check out Vincent Overpriced's office.
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It's a mostly standard office apart from the terrible state of the place. Lots of papers with marketing stuff on them that you don't really understand, and a collection of old film reels in the back corner. You do notice that there's absolutely nowhere to sit in here.
 
Hmm...might as well check the other offices while I'm here. Let's start with Sporis'.
 
Smashley said:
Hmm...might as well check the other offices while I'm here. Let's start with Sporis'.
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You open the door and get assaulted by the scent of bad mushrooms. Yuck. Otherwise, pretty ordinary as far as offices go. There's some party supplies and a copy of Monster Smash Bros. lying around.

Yoshi the SSM said:
View attachment 45887Yoshi the DOS laughs then says: "You guess. Come on. What do I need to do to show genuine appreciation of you two?"
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Shbeeg Mascot Guy(s)
"Maybe if you found someone who wasn't trying to hunt for artifacts..."
 
Let's check Cereal Box Ghost's office next, and then finish with Mr. Poe's
 
Smashley said:
Let's check Cereal Box Ghost's office next, and then finish with Mr. Poe's
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Everything in the Cereal Box Ghost's office is made out of cardboard! He has too much time on his hands.

Mr. Poe's office is locked. Even standing in front of the door, you feel an overwhelming sense of dread. Maybe you shouldn't be here...

Yoshi the SSM said:
View attachment 45888Yoshi the DOS: "You mean, like an NPC? One that would genuinely appreciate you."
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Shbeeg Mascot Guy(s)
"If that's what you want to call it, sure."
 
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