Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted: Everyone is Iblis from Sonic 06
I wish Onegai My Melody was officially released with subs and dubs in the USA
 
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Granted, but all of the dubs are bad English dubs

I wish I had a talking Mario or Luigi doll.
 
Granted, however you become older quickly.

I wish I had a Tanuki suit
 
Granted. It's made out of eyelashes, so it feels extremely itchy on your skin.

I wish I could eat and digest plastic.
Granted, but it tastes gross and your superpowers of eating plastic have the side effect you can no longer eat regular food so you need to eat plastic.

I wish that everyone in the UK would go vegan.
 
Granted, but because there are no deadlines nothing gets done on time and everything is really delayed and slow.

I wish everyone lived for thousands of years.
 
Granted, the cheese is a very low quality plasticy cheese, and the pepperoni is too spicy for your spice tolerance

I wish to have a superpower be able to play any song in history, at any time, in any place, at any volume level I choose, without needing a device or internet connection, and I choose who can and can't hear it, and it will sound as high quality as if the musicians were performing on stage in front of me.
 
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