Good wishes aren't always good wishes

Granted: Everyone is Iblis from Sonic 06
I wish Onegai My Melody was officially released with subs and dubs in the USA
 
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Granted, but all of the dubs are bad English dubs

I wish I had a talking Mario or Luigi doll.
 
Granted, but the only say mean stuff.

I wish I had more time.
 
Granted, however you become older quickly.

I wish I had a Tanuki suit
 
Power Flotzo said:
Granted. It's made out of eyelashes, so it feels extremely itchy on your skin.

I wish I could eat and digest plastic.
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Granted, but it tastes gross and your superpowers of eating plastic have the side effect you can no longer eat regular food so you need to eat plastic.

I wish that everyone in the UK would go vegan.
 
Granted, but all vegan products are destroyed.

I wish I didn't have to deal with deadlines.
 
Granted, but because there are no deadlines nothing gets done on time and everything is really delayed and slow.

I wish everyone lived for thousands of years.
 
Granted, the cheese is a very low quality plasticy cheese, and the pepperoni is too spicy for your spice tolerance

I wish to have a superpower be able to play any song in history, at any time, in any place, at any volume level I choose, without needing a device or internet connection, and I choose who can and can't hear it, and it will sound as high quality as if the musicians were performing on stage in front of me.
 
Granted, but you're so gigantically tall you can't fit through any doorways.

I wish everything tasted like strawberries. 🍓
 
Granted, but it's badly ported and glitchy, like the "Last Of Us" PC port and is unfairly expensive and Nintendo never fixes the bugs with it.

I wish my favorite cartoon and other fictional characters were real so I could interact with them in real life.
 
Granted, but it's really blunt and doesn't work

I wish for the ability to solve any programming problems immediately
 
Granted but makes people that you love dumb as a box of rocks.

I wish I had the warp whistle so I can travel anywhere I want.
 
Granted, when you're near psychos who ruin the experience of watching the cinema.

I wish Mario and Luigi were my parents!
 
Itsameweegee said:
Granted, when you're near psychos who ruin the experience of watching the cinema.

I wish Mario and Luigi were my parents!
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Granted, your family tree is now very weird because your uncles are also your dads, you only have one set of grandparents, and you and any siblings you have are now your own cousins.

I wish I were better at gymnastics
 
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