Stupid questions, stupid answers.

[1337Yoshi]

Because an ice cream!

Butt's twelve by pies?

 

[PaperStriker]

Cake.

Why is the shark coming to World Trade Center?

 

[3Dejong]

To knock it all down again!

16/2!

Whi is the the the the?

 

[PaperStriker]

To knock it all down again!

16/2!

Whi is the the the the?

Because you spelt "why" wrong! >

Why does doesn't doing don't do doing done do?

 

[3Dejong]

Because Why killed Those.

Why is why why why?

 

[PaperStriker]

Because because is because because.

Why are some people in tehrandom GIF st00pid?

 

[3Dejong]

George Bush tends to rub off.

The the the the the the the why?

 

[1337Yoshi]

The the the the the the the because.

Butt's twelve by pies?

 

[PaperStriker]

Why?

Y doesn't peeplez postingness kwestchens w/ "Y"?

 

[3Dejong]

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1010010101010111101010100101001010101101010101010101010110110101010103?

 

[PaperStriker]

Because you're getting on my nörves w/ such questions.

Why are hemispheres so rare?

 

[3Dejong]

Becuz George Bush refused to create a Nooftwetzern Hemisphere.

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

 

[PaperStriker]

Wait wut? It's not teh What if-game.

Why does Dejong think that?

 

[3Dejong]

Becuz what-if questions are the same as stupid questions.

Why are what-ifs not allowed?

 

[PaperStriker]

Becos Smididdle sed so.

Why are Goombas mushrooms?

 

[maledict]

because they live on the mushroom kingdom
why meta ridley is soo cool?

 

[PaperStriker]

Because think j00 so.

Why are waffles tastier than polls?

 

[3Dejong]

Cuz polls taste like tomatoes.

Why are these questions stupid?

 

[PaperStriker]

Becos Smididdle sed so.

Why r u crazy?

 

[PaperStriker]

Because... he thinks so.

Why does Shroom Ridge pwn?

 

[3Dejong]

Because when you're Bowser, you can shove people off.

Why is the sky blue?

 

[PaperStriker]

Because the beams of the sun are mostly blue. (I think that's rite)

Why is the sky above Shroom Ridge blue, too?

 

[3Dejong]

BECAUSE IT'S NOT RED

Why do questions start like that?

 

[PaperStriker]

Because there's a mysterious thing.

Why do Toad's Turnpike, Mushroom Bridge and Mushroom City also pwn?

 

[Smiddle]

Because clowns will devour you.

Why is there some big, fat hermaphrodite with an A Flock of Seagulls haircut and only one nostril standing outside of my door, just waiting to steal my snorkel?