Stupid questions, stupid answers.

[Smiddle]

Because the bologna is in the oven; the pastrami is recyclable.

Why's it green?

 

[DHP613]

Because science!

Is anybody here?

 

[MegaBowser64]

no we have been to busy playing Drill Dozer flash games

When will the sky turn black?

 

[Metaknee]

Once the sky isn't blue anymore.

Do you have Waluigi's phone number?

 

[MegaBowser64]

Yes, he is my brother

Why hasn't it stopped yet?

 

[Wynn Liaw]

It has no thoughts about stopping.

When do you think it stops?

 

[MegaBowser64]

After it starts

Why isn't my orange soda orange?

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Because it's red

Does Waluigi own a bus?

 

[MegaBowser64]

Yes, he owns a universal serial bus

Why did the sun disappear?

 

[Fizzle]

It's sun ran to another galaxy.

What did WALUIGI'S TACO STAND serve again?

 

[SMB Christmas Special]

Their signature menu items are the Walutaco and The Burittowigi.

How did I get here?

 

[Power Flotzo]

You did something.

Who is the fatter one between Ringo Starr and Mr. Dink?

 

[MegaBowser64]

Paul McCartney

What is the best way to cook an egg?

 

[Fizzle]

Throw it.

Why does rain occur?

 

[MegaBowser64]

they put the God Of Rain in a microwave and make him sweat and all the water falls on the ground

How many fingers does a ghost have

 

[ViableBunnyBudd]

Anywhere from one to twenty-five.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

 

[MegaBowser64]

100, one to hold the lightbulb and 99 to turn the house

Why does the square fit in the circle hole?

 

[Fizzle]

Because it is a triangle.

Why do they call it oven?

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Would you like them to call it something else?

Why do donuts have holes?

 

[SparksMarioWiki]

Because they can be used as life preservers (don't actually use them as life preservers in real life though).

Where can I get a telescope?

 

[Fizzle]

From the phone

Super Mario...?

 

[MegaBowser64]

The Hedgehog S2415 Pro Max Ultra

Why isn't it working?

 

[ViableBunnyBudd]

Because it's unemployed.

Who invented ketchup?

 

[Spaceman Spiff]

Mustard

Why is a giraffe?

 

[Wynn Liaw]

Because they have similarities.

Is Mario made in Japan?