The what if game

A plate of chocloate CHIP cookIES!

What if the ifs rebelled?
 
They already have...

What cats ruled?
 
Then they would go to war and the alphabet would start at D.

What if I could think of a what if question?
 
Then the alphabet was j, m, v, x, y, z. (the only letters you didn't use in your post)

What if the alphabet was called betagamm? Or gammadelt?
 
Then not much...

What I had cash?
 
Then you had money. :roll:

What if SiFi didn't forget the ifs? (he even has one in his username)
 
Then the I-words would rebel from being overused/

What if WiFi?
 
Then you would die of fright :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P :P

What if I used one less :P?
 
Then you would finally realize that I. AM. :roll: .

What if a nuke randomly happened at your house?
 
Then HOUSE ASPLOSION.

What if real life didn't exist?
 
We'd be there.

What if I wished to block and promote you as well as dropping finished sentences on you? THRONE GET!
 
Then this forum would asplode

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Then
Wait, this don't the outdated Mariowiki Brawl thread...

What if I lololed at that?
 
Then that if that.

What if YTMND never existed.
 
Then we would really have to t-h-i-n-k. :eek:

What if Uni didn't like the Koopalings?
 
Then an astreme asceptional astraordinary asplosive (duh) asclusive asorbitant astravagant ascellent asquisit asplosion would happen.

What if :posh: had to mention omething asplicitly?
 
The world asplicit.

What if alliteration articulates an artistic and alacritous approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accoutrements as alarmingly affective alignments?
 
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