The what if game

[PaperStriker]

Then you would have to add a word that stars with h (to get AAAAAAAAAAAAH!).

What if Baron Brrr and Topmaniac weren't as easy as they are?

 

[3Dejong]

Then it'd be so hard, not even a caveman George Bush could do it!

What if Smiddle was actually an evil cyborg bent on torturing people like in Saw, which was a really stupid movie and I'm glad I never saw it?

 

[PaperStriker]

Then he'd kill j00 if he met you in RL.

What if all forum users were either male or female?

 

[yoshster]

It wouldn't much different

What if life didn't suck ?

 

[PaperStriker]

Then everything would be happy-go-lucky.
Life sucks, but I can live with it.

What if Purple Coins would pwn Red Coins?

 

[3Dejong]

BA-DING!

What if there was a hyper-geppy-uber-monkey-saw-blade-zombie-waffle force?

 

[PaperStriker]

Then pwning wouldn't exist.

What if 216, 40, 1850 and 25 weren't the numbers of Red and Purple Coins as well as Silver Stars in SM64DS and SMG?

 

[3Dejong]

DOOM SONG

What if you weren't him so that she wasn't the one?

 

[1337Yoshi]

Then OMGWAFFLES!

What if my computer exploded the internet?

 

[1337Yoshi]

Then a lot of people would be run over.

What if the leaning tower of pizza Pisa fell over?

 

[1337Yoshi]

Then we'd eat pizza Then they wouldn't.

What if ruled the world?

 

[PaperStriker]

Then we would have some tea partys

What if I didn't find a "t"?

 

[3Dejong]

You'd be PaperSriker.

What if the Moogle was a Chocobo?

 

[PaperStriker]

You'd be PaperSriker.

What if the Moogle was a Chocobo?

He'd be a chocolate Chibibo.

What if I overlooked the kitchen?
(I have no ideas what to ask... ._.)

 

[3Dejong]

You'd be in the bathroom.

What if the if ifed the the the's the if?

 

[1337Yoshi]

Then *ding* fatal error. Computer over.

What if there was a lake filled with Pepsi?

 

[SiFi]

Then it would be gone by now.

I EXIST PEOPLE, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT.

What if Uniju didn't flame?

 

[1337Yoshi]

Then the universe would asplode.

What if Vampire zombie robot pirate ninja mage cowboy werewolves attacked?

 

[Snack]

Then they would be shot to death. Mystical threats are no match for hot lead.

What if Lucky Star crossed over with Neon Genesis Evangelion?

 

[1337Yoshi]

Then the forum would ASPLODE

What if the Vampire zombie robot pirate ninja mage cowboy werewolves can't be killed?

 

[Snack]

Then maybe he will flame you.

What if... Uniju and SiFi switched bodies?

 

[PaperStriker]

Then... nothing would change. :P

What if y and z switched places on the keyboard?

 

[3Dejong]

Then the zebra would be a yebra and a yeti would be a zeti.

What if the Flying Dutchman did NOT have slow service?

 

[PaperStriker]

He'd attack Bikini Bottom.

What if SpongeBob didn't suck?

 

[1337Yoshi]

...Then nothing would happen.

What if huh?