THIS THRED IS DEEEEEEEED also post chatroom moments

[Kyoko Sakura]

<turb> the movie luigi is the only one whos still alive out of bob, danny, lou, and whoever the movie luigi is
<turb> i seriously cant remember his name
<tb> luigi mario

 

[Glowsquid]

great ape war lores

from a chat with walkazo:

wkzo: survivalism just makes me think of surviving in the woods
If Funky's no hgood without his bamboo tech, he's actually more of a survivalist poser

me:i'm thinking more of "rednecks stockpilling guns and bananas for their nuclear bunker"

walkazo: ah
walkazo: Oh man
walkazo: the DK hoard
walakazo: Also, rare scribes said somewhere that Rool wants to take the bananas to starve the kongs, apparently.
So it's like, the apes are stockpiling bananas in case of a full-out war, but the kremlings try to sabotage them, and the games are all skirmishes in the cold war, before the real war breaks out after the trilogy and DK64, wherein Rool loses his tail.

Although, the Manky Kongs were badies even in the trilogy... maybe for the war, they tried to make peace (hence it was a Primate /Alliance/), but then betrayed them in the end because of the same fundamental differences in philosphy that kept them apart before.

 

[Glowsquid]

<Shoutmon>: apparently one of the lemmys land authors who i really liked is now a bum on the streets of hollywood
<Shoutmon>: made me think of colonel kr
<Shoutmon>: maybe theyll meet up someday and form a mario bum tribe
<Shoutmon>: do bums form tribes
<UltraMario>: hi
<Glowsquid>: apparently one of the lemmys land authors who i really liked is now a bum on the streets of hollywood <--- fanfiction: not even once
<Puddin>: oh man
<Shoutmon>: yeah the prevailing theory is that he let it go to his head that he was really popular among prepubescent mario nerds
<Shoutmon>: and then forgot the "among prepubescent mario nerds" part

 

[Anton]

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19:29 Global [Network Notice] Ryan - It was Europe's fault. Sorry, folks. Blame it on the Brits.

Yeah! Fuck you Doomy go eat a bowl of ...unspicy food!

 

[Rise Up Above It]

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19:29 Global [Network Notice] Ryan - It was Europe's fault. Sorry, folks. Blame it on the Brits.

Yeah! Fuck you Doomy go eat a bowl of ...unspicy food!

Bloody hell. Fuck you too. I eat non-spicy stuff sometimes. And if my internet connection's awful then you can just enjoy your netsplits too.

 

[Stargazing]

<Icemario>: She's currently on the run, she probably saw you coming.
<Stargazing>: >expecting me to do something
<Stargazing>: ice please
<Icemario>: Why won't you? :<
<Stargazing>: because I respect her wills and wishes

#rekt

 

[Icemario]

<Icemario>: She's currently on the run, she probably saw you coming.
<Stargazing>: >expecting me to do something
<Stargazing>: ice please
<Icemario>: Why won't you? :<
<Stargazing>: because I respect her wills and wishes

#rekt

Meh.

 

[Stargazing]

Meh.

feh

 

[Stargazing]

[19:47] IcicleRain smash, er
[19:47] Snowgazing smashie
[19:47] Smasher_Claus icicleplease
[19:47] Snowgazing oh did i just say that
[19:47] Smasher_Claus starplease
[19:48] IcicleRain that wasn't even a pun
[19:48] IcicleRain 0/9
[19:48] IcicleRain booo]
[19:48] IcicleRain boooo
[19:48] Snowgazing way to iciclerain on his parade
[19:48] IcicleRain ayyy
[19:48] IcicleRain 9/9 since my name was in it

 

[Icemario]

[2015-01-01 22:53:02] <IcicleRain> hm what game to pla
[2015-01-01 22:53:04] <IcicleRain> y
[2015-01-01 22:53:23] <Icemario> Child of Light.
[2015-01-01 22:53:36] <IcicleRain> 2spooky4nighttime
[2015-01-01 22:53:49] <Icemario> 2chicken4games
[2015-01-01 22:53:55] <IcicleRain> 2true
[2015-01-01 22:54:01] <Icemario> 4u
[2015-01-01 22:54:05] <Mariofan169> what games did you get for christmas
[2015-01-01 22:54:05] <IcicleRain> no u
[2015-01-01 22:54:10] <IcicleRain> fantasy life
[2015-01-01 22:54:12] <Mariofan169> you can play one of those
[2015-01-01 22:54:13] <IcicleRain> and child of light
[2015-01-01 22:54:17] <Mariofan169> o
[2015-01-01 22:54:24] <Mariofan169> idk then
[2015-01-01 22:54:32] <Icemario> Play Bravely Default.
[2015-01-01 22:54:47] <VocalBeat> Play child of light
[2015-01-01 22:55:03] <Crash> fantasy life is a good choice
[2015-01-01 22:55:15] <Icemario> I agree with both of these people.
[2015-01-01 22:55:44] <Mariofan169> man I'm starving
[2015-01-01 22:56:27] <DragonFreak> hi starving im df
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[2015-01-01 22:56:46] <Mariofan169> hi df I'm dad
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[2015-01-01 22:57:00] <Icemario> No dad you're starving.
[2015-01-01 22:57:04] <DragonFreak> wow i just killed 2 people with my joke
[2015-01-01 22:57:10] * Icemario speed-claps.
[2015-01-01 22:57:16] <IcicleRain> bravely default is great but I think I was stuck on a battle when I left
[2015-01-01 22:57:30] <Mariofan169> nah, dad starving is my full name
[2015-01-01 22:57:34] <IcicleRain> and I've played enough fantasy life for now
[2015-01-01 22:57:40] <IcicleRain> what's the capital of hungary
[2015-01-01 22:57:46] <IcicleRain> starving
[2015-01-01 22:57:59] <Icemario> 4/11.
[2015-01-01 22:58:06] <Mariofan169> what's the capital of th
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[2015-01-01 22:58:12] <Mariofan169> welp
[2015-01-01 22:58:12] <IcicleRain> none
[2015-01-01 22:58:17] <Mariofan10105> Hello
[2015-01-01 22:58:18] <IcicleRain> there's no capital leter
[2015-01-01 22:58:22] <Mariofan169> *turkey
[2015-01-01 22:58:23] <IcicleRain> letter*
[2015-01-01 22:58:27] <Mariofan169> heart
[2015-01-01 22:58:28] <IcicleRain> thanksgiving
[2015-01-01 22:58:31] <IcicleRain> oh
[2015-01-01 22:58:41] <Mariofan169> that was terrible lol
[2015-01-01 22:58:50] <IcicleRain> guess it's child of light
[2015-01-01 22:58:51] <Icemario> 5/11, however it is now 3/11 for the botching of the words.
[2015-01-01 22:58:54] <Icemario> Good girl.
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[2015-01-01 22:59:17] <Mariofan169> >-2 points for botchin
[2015-01-01 22:59:19] <Mariofan169> g
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[2015-01-01 22:59:38] <Mariofan169> aaaand I made that ironic
[2015-01-01 22:59:59] <Mariofan10105> Dammit!
[2015-01-01 23:00:04] <Mariofan169> ?
[2015-01-01 23:00:07] <Icemario> I mean Icicle's capital letter joke.
[2015-01-01 23:00:17] <IcicleRain> oh yay
[2015-01-01 23:00:19] <Mariofan10105> I died
[2015-01-01 23:00:20] <IcicleRain> thnxs
[2015-01-01 23:00:27] <IcicleRain> do you want a funeral
[2015-01-01 23:00:28] <Icemario> You're always welcome. :>
[2015-01-01 23:00:30] <IcicleRain> or cremation
[2015-01-01 23:00:32] <IcicleRain> or both
[2015-01-01 23:00:34] <Icemario> But not in the dreams.
[2015-01-01 23:00:54] <IcicleRain> have I ever actually taken physical form in your dreams
[2015-01-01 23:00:57] <Icemario> Icicle when are you ready to go Bravely Default?
[2015-01-01 23:01:02] <IcicleRain> also you've never been in my dreams
[2015-01-01 23:01:06] <IcicleRain> later idk
[2015-01-01 23:01:07] <Icemario> Several times, yes.
[2015-01-01 23:01:10] <IcicleRain> I should play some
[2015-01-01 23:01:16] <Icemario> I forget how my subconscious imagined you, though.
[2015-01-01 23:01:19] <IcicleRain> what did I-
[2015-01-01 23:01:20] <IcicleRain> ok
[2015-01-01 23:01:24] <Mariofan10105> I was playing smash
[2015-01-01 23:01:44] <IcicleRain> oh no I forgot to post that picture of my bookshelf
[2015-01-01 23:01:57] <IcicleRain> gdi i'll do it tomorrow
[2015-01-01 23:01:59] <Mariofan10105> What the....
[2015-01-01 23:02:02] <Icemario> You took a shelfie?
[2015-01-01 23:02:06] <IcicleRain> yeah
[2015-01-01 23:02:12] <Icemario> Okay then.
[2015-01-01 23:02:14] <IcicleRain> #shelfie
[2015-01-01 23:02:22] <Mariofan169> 9/11
[2015-01-01 23:02:24] <IcicleRain> I shouldn't be shelfish and keep it to myself
[2015-01-01 23:02:26] <Icemario> [nobbc][/nobbc]
[2015-01-01 23:02:31] <Mariofan169> wait
[2015-01-01 23:02:32] <IcicleRain> [nobbc][/nobbc]
[2015-01-01 23:02:36] <Mariofan169> um
[2015-01-01 23:02:42] <Icemario> 2/11 for lack of originality.
[2015-01-01 23:02:44] <Mariofan169> 8/11
[2015-01-01 23:02:47] <Icemario> That is so OU.
[2015-01-01 23:02:49] <IcicleRain> yay
[2015-01-01 23:02:52] <IcicleRain> i like mf more
[2015-01-01 23:03:02] <Mariofan169> that was unintentional i swear
[2015-01-01 23:03:05] <Icemario> I'm terribly hurt.

[2015-01-01 23:03:15] <IcicleRain> ice you should get child of light
[2015-01-01 23:03:25] <Icemario> I don't want the Steam version though.
[2015-01-01 23:03:29] <Icemario> I'd rather get the Wii U one.
[2015-01-01 23:03:38] <IcicleRain> i'll buy it for you next time-
[2015-01-01 23:03:38] <Icemario> And I want your thoughts on it first.
[2015-01-01 23:03:41] <IcicleRain> ok :<
[2015-01-01 23:03:52] <IcicleRain> it has a really cool storybook theme
[2015-01-01 23:03:54] <Mariofan10105> I wish I got a Wii U for Christmas
[2015-01-01 23:03:58] <IcicleRain> everything rhymes
[2015-01-01 23:04:19] <IcicleRain> there's this one character who doesn't and everyone corrects her
[2015-01-01 23:04:37] <Mariofan169> lol
[2015-01-01 23:04:55] <Icemario> Pfft.
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[2015-01-01 23:05:00] <Icemario> I rate that character.
[2015-01-01 23:05:07] <Icemario> Also I already know about the rhyming thing.
[2015-01-01 23:05:13] <IcicleRain> she's also my favourite person to use in battle
[2015-01-01 23:05:15] <Icemario> I forgot to rhyme in the note you can attach when gifting stuff.
[2015-01-01 23:05:24] <IcicleRain> oh no
[2015-01-01 23:05:29] <IcicleRain> you ran out of time
[2015-01-01 23:05:32] <IcicleRain> to use your ryhmes
[2015-01-01 23:05:39] <Icemario> >common rhyme
[2015-01-01 23:05:43] <IcicleRain> maybe it's a sign
[2015-01-01 23:05:48] <IcicleRain> you should never ryhme
[2015-01-01 23:05:53] <Icemario> >ryhme
[2015-01-01 23:06:04] <IcicleRain> and don't cook with thyme
[2015-01-01 23:06:17] <IcicleRain> it ruins dinner time
[2015-01-01 23:06:38] <IcicleRain> this has been icicle's rap minute
[2015-01-01 23:06:50] <IcicleRain> tip your waitresses people
[2015-01-01 23:06:55] <Icemario> >rap
[2015-01-01 23:06:57] <Mariofan169> too bad it wasn't infinite
[2015-01-01 23:07:10] <IcicleRain> my rap is excellent
[2015-01-01 23:07:13] <IcicleRain> it's really pro
[2015-01-01 23:07:16] <IcicleRain> it's such a shame
[2015-01-01 23:07:19] <IcicleRain> that i have to go
[2015-01-01 23:07:24] <Icemario> IcicleRain it's really pro
[2015-01-01 23:07:26] <Icemario> Like you.
[2015-01-01 23:07:31] <IcicleRain> no u
[2015-01-01 23:07:40] <Icemario> no no u i resist
[2015-01-01 23:07:57] <IcicleRain> ok i won't turn down (FOR WHAT) your compliment
[2015-01-01 23:07:59] <IcicleRain> thank you
[2015-01-01 23:08:01] <Mariofan169> are you guys going to put up you-
[2015-01-01 23:08:09] <Mariofan169> wow I'm slow
[2015-01-01 23:08:22] <IcicleRain> you aren't pro
[2015-01-01 23:08:24] <Mariofan169> I was going to say your fists but ok
[2015-01-01 23:08:26] <Icemario> What's the FOR WHAT for?
[2015-01-01 23:08:34] <IcicleRain> TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
[2015-01-01 23:08:34] <Icemario> Put up your fists?
[2015-01-01 23:08:40] <IcicleRain> *music*
[2015-01-01 23:08:42] <Icemario> Oh, a reference.
[2015-01-01 23:08:45] <IcicleRain> yeah
[2015-01-01 23:08:47] <Icemario> Okay then.
[2015-01-01 23:08:47] <Mariofan169> because rhyming
[2015-01-01 23:08:58] <Icemario> Ohh, with resist.
[2015-01-01 23:09:01] <Icemario> I hear you.
[2015-01-01 23:09:02] <IcicleRain> also child of light has good music
[2015-01-01 23:09:09] <Mariofan169> yeah
[2015-01-01 23:09:09] <VocalBeat> yes
[2015-01-01 23:09:11] <IcicleRain> i am going to play it now
[2015-01-01 23:09:16] <Icemario> Oh ys.
[2015-01-01 23:09:18] <Icemario> *yes
[2015-01-01 23:09:22] <IcicleRain> don't let my leaving get you down
[2015-01-01 23:09:25] <Icemario> :<
[2015-01-01 23:09:38] <Icemario> I'm sorry but it made me frown.
[2015-01-01 23:09:42] <Mariofan169> too bad, I'm still going -
[2015-01-01 23:09:46] <Mariofan169> ice pls
[2015-01-01 23:09:49] <IcicleRain> turn that frown around
[2015-01-01 23:09:50] <Icemario> [nobbc][/nobbc]
[2015-01-01 23:10:18] <Icemario> I shall listen to some sound.
[2015-01-01 23:10:26] <Mariofan169> ice, now you're the one I'm going to pound
[2015-01-01 23:11:06] <Icemario> But if you do, I cannot be crowned.
[2015-01-01 23:12:06] <Icemario> (you know because you put crowns on heads and presumably pounds can leave lumps)
[2015-01-01 23:12:13] <Mariofan169> I get if
[2015-01-01 23:12:17] <Mariofan169> *it
[2015-01-01 23:13:19] <Icemario> What else? [nobbc][/nobbc]
[2015-01-01 23:13:21] <Mariofan169> but the rhymes I'm thinking aren't good a bit
[2015-01-01 23:13:37] <Icemario> Then please don't start having a fit.
[2015-01-01 23:13:48] <Icemario> Or else Anton will come and make you sit.
[2015-01-01 23:14:27] <Mariofan169> ah well, I could just knit
[2015-01-01 23:14:45] <Anton{Politoed}> someone summoned me
[2015-01-01 23:14:57] * Anton{Politoed} sits on Mariofan169
[2015-01-01 23:15:13] <Icemario> Not what I had in mind, but I have no complaints.
[2015-01-01 23:15:35] <Mariofan169> heathen, get off, I might faint
[2015-01-01 23:15:50] <Icemario> Heathen? Please, Anton's a saint.
[2015-01-01 23:16:10] <Anton{Politoed}> don't fear the booty, love the booty
[2015-01-01 23:16:14] <Anton{Politoed}> caress the booty
[2015-01-01 23:16:19] <Anton{Politoed}> the booty loves you too
[2015-01-01 23:16:27] <Mariofan169> oh really, because last week, he ruined my wall paint
[2015-01-01 23:17:05] * Anton{Politoed} slams his booty onto Mariofan169's face
[2015-01-01 23:17:08] <Anton{Politoed}> shhh, shhhhh
[2015-01-01 23:17:16] <Anton{Politoed}> just let the booty take you
[2015-01-01 23:17:22] <DragonFreak> gotta record this
[2015-01-01 23:17:27] * DragonFreak records this
[2015-01-01 23:17:33] * Anton{Politoed} poses
[2015-01-01 23:17:44] * Mariofan169 stabs Anton in the stomach
[2015-01-01 23:17:58] * Anton{Politoed} oozes peanut butter
[2015-01-01 23:18:11] * Meowth blinks
[2015-01-01 23:18:44] <Icemario> This is quite literally gold.
[2015-01-01 23:18:49] <IcicleRain> what happened while i was gone
[2015-01-01 23:18:56] <Mariofan169> this will never get old
[2015-01-01 23:19:00] <Anton{Politoed}> just some community justice
[2015-01-01 23:19:09] <Icemario> A retort? My, you are bold.
[2015-01-01 23:19:28] <IcicleRain> wow, the atmosphere sure is cold
[2015-01-01 23:20:00] <Mariofan169> you should make a blanket get sold
[2015-01-01 23:20:02] <Icemario> But when you are here, my heart is sold.
[2015-01-01 23:20:06] <Icemario> >mfw
[2015-01-01 23:20:10] <Mariofan169> pfft
[2015-01-01 23:20:28] <IcicleRain> i fear one of you may have to fold

 

[Stargazing]

[22:32] Nabber once upon a time, mario was walking around the Mushroom Kingdom.
[22:32] Nabber suddenly, he accidentally stepped on a goomba.
[22:33] Nysic he cried hyper-realistic blood
[22:33] Nabber "this is okay," mario thought, "because goombas are evil and I am good"
[22:33] Nysic and then a skeleton popped out
[22:33] Nysic BUT WHO WAS PHONE
[22:33] Nabber but alas, the goomba's ghost came back to haunt mario!
[22:33] GutsehMan and that's how boos are born
[22:33] GutsehMan the end
[22:34] DragonFreak but how are big boos born
[22:34] Nabber "mario!" said the goomba's ghost, "life is not merely black and white. i was drafted to bowser's army and it was the only way for me to get the money to feed my family"
[22:34] GutsehMan giant goombas
[22:34] Nysic when a big goomba
[22:34] Nabber "oh no," said mario. "now i feel terrible"
[22:34] Nysic dammit gutseh
[22:34] GutsehMan snipped
[22:34] Nabber and so mario felt terrible never went outside his house again.
[22:34] DragonFreak hahaha that speed stat on gutseh
[22:34] Mariofan169 well of course
[22:34] Megamario15 and then
[22:34] Mariofan169 he's all guts
[22:35] Nabber and then bowser raided the mushroom kingdom.
[22:35] Mariofan169 he's naturally slow
[22:35] Nysic but who was phone
[22:35] Nabber "bowser," peach said, "consider what you've done. don't you feel bad about all the people you killed?"
[22:35] Megamario15 and killed luigi
[22:35] Nabber bowser considered what peach had said. "nope," he said, and then proceeded to eat princess peach alive
[22:35] Megamario15 "no"
[22:35] Nabber and that is how bowser's inside story started
[22:35] Nysic 7/7
[22:35] Nysic would read again
[22:35] Megamario15 100/100
[22:36] Mariofan169 :clap:

EDIT:

[22:37] Megamario15 Anyone else have a story?
[22:37] Mariofan169 brb
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[22:37] Megamario15 ok
[22:37] Stargazing no
[22:37] GutsehMan I HAVE A STORY
[22:37] GutsehMan
[22:38] Stargazing okay
[22:38] GutsehMan *ahem*
[22:38] Megamario15 everyone sit in a circle around Guteshman
[22:38] Stargazing k cool
[22:38] GutsehMan it's called the good gutseh
[22:38] Stargazing ok
[22:38] Megamario15 while he tells the story
[22:38] GutsehMan once upon a time there was a good barnacle
[22:38] GutsehMan he was so good
[22:38] GutsehMan that everyone died
[22:38] GutsehMan the end
[22:38] Stargazing gutseh please
[22:39] GutsehMan

 

[Glowsquid]

walkazo is a fucking nerd

walkazo: Oh, but that does remind me: I had a dream about ypur bloody Great Ape War

me: ahahaaha you're a fucking nerd

but do tell anyway

walkazo: My garage was covered in Manky Kongs, so I was shooting arrows at them, but I ran out of arrows and had to use pencils, but I ran out o those too and had to hind behind the rainwater bucket

Fortunately, there were also LotR dwarves fighting the Kongs out of the kitchen window above me, keeping the monkeys distracted

And the apes were too stupid to use the weapons they had stolen from the Kremlings, instead simply throwing the coconut canon and stuff at the dwarves

At one point, they threw a giant, loaded crossbow, so I grabbed it and used it to shoot their leader, Lanky Kong, right in the chest, thus defeating them

But then the Hunger Games woman came in with Neville from harry Potter only he was a talking toad and a Hope god tier from Homestuck, and then I woke up

It was strange

 

[Nysic]

<applesbot>: The adjective for this round is Sticky.
<applesbot>: Cards Played: 1. Recess 2. DFxFE 3. Bratz 4. Peanuts
<applesbot>: <FireEevee> is the judge. Type !judge X where X is your selection.
<Mariofan169>: >2
<Mariofan169>: >>>>>>>2

 

[DragonFreak]

Oh my God

 

[Lakituthequick]

Is that a card now? Wow.

 

[Megamario15]

[22:32] Nabber once upon a time, mario was walking around the Mushroom Kingdom.
[22:32] Nabber suddenly, he accidentally stepped on a goomba.
[22:33] Nysic he cried hyper-realistic blood
[22:33] Nabber "this is okay," mario thought, "because goombas are evil and I am good"
[22:33] Nysic and then a skeleton popped out
[22:33] Nysic BUT WHO WAS PHONE
[22:33] Nabber but alas, the goomba's ghost came back to haunt mario!
[22:33] GutsehMan and that's how boos are born
[22:33] GutsehMan the end
[22:34] DragonFreak but how are big boos born
[22:34] Nabber "mario!" said the goomba's ghost, "life is not merely black and white. i was drafted to bowser's army and it was the only way for me to get the money to feed my family"
[22:34] GutsehMan giant goombas
[22:34] Nysic when a big goomba
[22:34] Nabber "oh no," said mario. "now i feel terrible"
[22:34] Nysic dammit gutseh
[22:34] GutsehMan snipped
[22:34] Nabber and so mario felt terrible never went outside his house again.
[22:34] DragonFreak hahaha that speed stat on gutseh
[22:34] Mariofan169 well of course
[22:34] Megamario15 and then
[22:34] Mariofan169 he's all guts
[22:35] Nabber and then bowser raided the mushroom kingdom.
[22:35] Mariofan169 he's naturally slow
[22:35] Nysic but who was phone
[22:35] Nabber "bowser," peach said, "consider what you've done. don't you feel bad about all the people you killed?"
[22:35] Megamario15 and killed luigi
[22:35] Nabber bowser considered what peach had said. "nope," he said, and then proceeded to eat princess peach alive
[22:35] Megamario15 "no"
[22:35] Nabber and that is how bowser's inside story started
[22:35] Nysic 7/7
[22:35] Nysic would read again
[22:35] Megamario15 100/100
[22:36] Mariofan169 :clap:

If I recall... I requested that story. I also kept referencing that in other stories that night.
And Nabber never stops talking to me about Hasslehoff!

 

[Stargazing]

[20:33] IcicleRain star and i are trying to get married
[20:33] tfp dum
[20:33] Stargazing did it work
[20:33] Icemario tfp gets it.
[20:33] Mafiamario15 Can I be best man?
[20:33] |<-- Mafiamario15 has left irc.darkmyst.org (Client Quit)
[20:33] IcicleRain no
[20:33] IcicleRain nysic is
[20:33] DragonFreak couldnt take the no
[20:33] Jav_Minecraft what in the world are you all talking about
[20:33] Megamario15 dammit
[20:34] Megamario15 uhhh... nothing
[20:34] IcicleRain star and i are getting married on epicmafia
[20:34] Stargazing IT DIDN'T
[20:34] Stargazing IT'S NOT
[20:34] IcicleRain NO
[20:34] IcicleRain WHY
[20:34] IcicleRain WHAT DOES IT SAY
[20:34] turb cause yuou made a short game prob
[20:34] Icemario They're trying to get married on this Mafia website by having one of them be the doctor and protect the other from scum.
[20:34] Megamario15 Idk
[20:34] Stargazing it's says "in love with"
[20:34] Stargazing lol
[20:34] Icemario Probably how it's too short to be unranked.
[20:34] turb ye
[20:35] Stargazing in my thing it says "i saved iciclerain" with a heart
[20:35] Stargazing oh i know what to do
[20:35] IcicleRain yeah
[20:35] IcicleRain ok how do i get to the in love or w/e screen
[20:35] Stargazing okay i proposed my marriage
[20:35] Stargazing do the same
[20:35] Megamario15 I'll be right back.
[20:36] IcicleRain oh
[20:36] IcicleRain how
[20:36] Stargazing settings
[20:36] Nysic what is even happening
[20:36] |<-- Megamario15 has left irc.darkmyst.org (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[20:36] Stargazing and then scroll down
[20:36] Stargazing we're getting married
[20:36] Stargazing huzzah
[20:36] -->| Megamario15 (Mibbit@imrd-36-95-181-241.bstnma.fios.verizon.net) has joined #mwchat
[20:36] turb do you stargazing take iciclerain to be your lawfully wedded wife
[20:36] Nysic can we actually play now
[20:36] IcicleRain noooo
[20:36] Stargazing i do!
[20:36] IcicleRain i have to save you as well
[20:36] Megamario15 Objection!
[20:36] Nysic i don't
[20:36] turb and do you iciclerain take stargazing to be your lawfully wedded wife
[20:36] Stargazing what
[20:36] IcicleRain wait no
[20:36] Stargazing lol
[20:36] Nysic REJECTED
[20:36] turb >no
[20:36] turb welp gg
[20:37] IcicleRain if you propose surely i can accept
[20:37] DragonFreak no re
[20:37] Jav_Minecraft well finally you two are saying something lol
[20:37] Stargazing i proposed
[20:37] Jav_Minecraft looks like icemario's left out
[20:37] Jav_Minecraft i wonder who would end up the third wheel in this whole thing
[20:37] IcicleRain I doooooooooooooo
[20:37] Megamario15 Could someone post the mafia link again?
[20:37] Icemario Pfft I don't even care.
[20:37] Nysic me
[20:37] turb i now pronounce you wife and wife
[20:37] turb you may kiss the bride
[20:37] Icemario "wife and wife"
[20:37] Megamario15 What?
[20:37] Stargazing well if this actually happened irl it would make sense too
[20:37] turb yea
[20:37] Icemario "the bride"
[20:37] Icemario This is too great.
[20:37] IcicleRain "woman and wife"
[20:37] Icemario My poor composure.
[20:37] Nysic which one is the bride

So uh, Icicle and I got married on EpicMafia.

 

[Megamario15]

[20:33] IcicleRain star and i are trying to get married
[20:33] tfp dum
[20:33] Stargazing did it work
[20:33] Icemario tfp gets it.
[20:33] Mafiamario15 Can I be best man?
[20:33] |<-- Mafiamario15 has left irc.darkmyst.org (Client Quit)
[20:33] IcicleRain no
[20:33] IcicleRain nysic is
[20:33] DragonFreak couldnt take the no
[20:33] Jav_Minecraft what in the world are you all talking about
[20:33] Megamario15 dammit
[20:34] Megamario15 uhhh... nothing
[20:34] IcicleRain star and i are getting married on epicmafia
[20:34] Stargazing IT DIDN'T
[20:34] Stargazing IT'S NOT
[20:34] IcicleRain NO
[20:34] IcicleRain WHY
[20:34] IcicleRain WHAT DOES IT SAY
[20:34] turb cause yuou made a short game prob
[20:34] Icemario They're trying to get married on this Mafia website by having one of them be the doctor and protect the other from scum.
[20:34] Megamario15 Idk
[20:34] Stargazing it's says "in love with"
[20:34] Stargazing lol
[20:34] Icemario Probably how it's too short to be unranked.
[20:34] turb ye
[20:35] Stargazing in my thing it says "i saved iciclerain" with a heart
[20:35] Stargazing oh i know what to do
[20:35] IcicleRain yeah
[20:35] IcicleRain ok how do i get to the in love or w/e screen
[20:35] Stargazing okay i proposed my marriage
[20:35] Stargazing do the same
[20:35] Megamario15 I'll be right back.
[20:36] IcicleRain oh
[20:36] IcicleRain how
[20:36] Stargazing settings
[20:36] Nysic what is even happening
[20:36] |<-- Megamario15 has left irc.darkmyst.org (Quit: http://www.mibbit.com ajax IRC Client)
[20:36] Stargazing and then scroll down
[20:36] Stargazing we're getting married
[20:36] Stargazing huzzah
[20:36] -->| Megamario15 (Mibbit@imrd-36-95-181-241.bstnma.fios.verizon.net) has joined #mwchat
[20:36] turb do you stargazing take iciclerain to be your lawfully wedded wife
[20:36] Nysic can we actually play now
[20:36] IcicleRain noooo
[20:36] Stargazing i do!
[20:36] IcicleRain i have to save you as well
[20:36] Megamario15 Objection!
[20:36] Nysic i don't
[20:36] turb and do you iciclerain take stargazing to be your lawfully wedded wife
[20:36] Stargazing what
[20:36] IcicleRain wait no
[20:36] Stargazing lol
[20:36] Nysic REJECTED
[20:36] turb >no
[20:36] turb welp gg
[20:37] IcicleRain if you propose surely i can accept
[20:37] DragonFreak no re
[20:37] Jav_Minecraft well finally you two are saying something lol
[20:37] Stargazing i proposed
[20:37] Jav_Minecraft looks like icemario's left out
[20:37] Jav_Minecraft i wonder who would end up the third wheel in this whole thing
[20:37] IcicleRain I doooooooooooooo
[20:37] Megamario15 Could someone post the mafia link again?
[20:37] Icemario Pfft I don't even care.
[20:37] Nysic me
[20:37] turb i now pronounce you wife and wife
[20:37] turb you may kiss the bride
[20:37] Icemario "wife and wife"
[20:37] Megamario15 What?
[20:37] Stargazing well if this actually happened irl it would make sense too
[20:37] turb yea
[20:37] Icemario "the bride"
[20:37] Icemario This is too great.
[20:37] IcicleRain "woman and wife"
[20:37] Icemario My poor composure.
[20:37] Nysic which one is the bride

So uh, Icicle and I got married on EpicMafia.

Then why was I not best man?

 

[Stargazing]

no that was the other one

this one there were no best men, bridesmaids, none of that
just love

 

[Megamario15]

By the way, how does one put up chat conversations in a post?

 

[DragonFreak]

You just copy the logs of the chatroom and post them here.

 

[Megamario15]

OK.

 

[IcicleRain]

no that was the other one

this one there were no best men, bridesmaids, none of that
just love

no im like 90% sure nysic was the best man for our wedding
we're still planning the other one
or did you guys have the wedding while I was asleep

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

<Shy_Guy>: how long can star stay asleep
<DragonFreak>: forever
<DragonFreak>: she needs a kiss from a prince
<Shy_Guy>: let anton kiss her
<Shy_Guy>: he's the closest we have
<IcicleRain>: how long has it been since you first asked where she was
<IcicleRain>: im her wife
<IcicleRain>: anton isn't kissing my wife
<Shy_Guy>: she doesn't really love you
<IcicleRain>: I know she's already cheated on me twice in like 10 hours
<Shoutmon>: who needs a kiss from a prince
<IcicleRain>: nobody
<Shoutmon>: im a prince
<Shoutmon>: how much will you pay me to kiss her
<Shy_Guy>: prove it
<DragonFreak>: stargazing
<IcicleRain>: digiprince
<DragonFreak>: i will pay 500 dollars
<_3D_Player_2010>: negative 10$
<IcicleRain>: no shes my wife you cant kiss her
<DragonFreak>: for that i will pay 600 dollars
<Shoutmon>: its ok im gay
<Shoutmon>: there wont be any feelings involved
<Shy_Guy>: yeah
<IcicleRain>: oh ok
<Shy_Guy>: same thing with anton really
<Icemario>: >knows she doesn't love her
<Icemario>: >clings to the relationship
<IcicleRain>: noooooo
<IcicleRain>: you learn to relationship
<IcicleRain>: you run away from girls
<Icemario>: I'm sorry I get scared. :<
<Icemario>: But it's only because of what they did and how they were strangers.
<Icemario>: You're the one who'll just suffer the longer you let this drag out.
<Shy_Guy>: KISS HER ALREADY SHOUTMAN
<Shy_Guy>: *Shoutmon
<IcicleRain>: digiman
<Shy_Guy>: digimon
<Shoutmon>: sorry i was collecting tea
<IcicleRain>: shouteamon
<Shoutmon>: i should drink the tea first
<Shoutmon>: i just woke up
<Icemario>: No, give Star the tea.
<Icemario>: It will wake her up.
<Icemario>:
<Shoutmon>: but im thirsty
<Icemario>: Tough.
<DragonFreak>: i know what you should drink
<Icemario>: Also Icicle, I don't think my laptop likes you.
<Shoutmon>: also it will scald her because its like 329u39174913651391279 degrees
<IcicleRain>: like you
<DragonFreak>: and it's not tea

 

[YuruNex]

<IcicleRain>: neeeeex
<Nysic>: nex
<IcicleRain>: neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeex
<Nysic>: will you marry me
<IcicleRain>: it's so romantic
IcicleRain wipes tear from eye
DragonFreak takes pictures
<NEXandGBX>: ladies and mentlegen, it's time for "guess that awnser!"
<IcicleRain>: awnser
<Nysic>: awnser
<Stargazing>: nex marry nysic
<NEXandGBX>: awnser
<Nysic>: nex pls
<Nysic>: yes
<Nysic>: do it
<Stargazing>: awe-ser
<NEXandGBX>: k
<IcicleRain>: yaaay
<Nysic>: :>
<Stargazing>: yay
<NEXandGBX>: hoo rah!
<Crackin355>: hoo hah
<NEXandGBX>: *downthrow upair*

edit: shortly afterwards

<Shy_Guy>: NEX
<NEXandGBX>: wut
<Shy_Guy>: YOU CHEATED ON ME
<Shy_Guy>: WHY
<NEXandGBX>: D:
<Stargazing>: oh shit
<Stargazing>: hide
<Nysic>: HE DOESN'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE
<Shy_Guy>: D:
<Stargazing>: NYSIC RUN
<Stargazing>: SHY GUY'S GONNA GET YOU
<Shy_Guy>: I'LL KILL YOU NYSIC
<Nysic>: no
<Nysic>: shy guy is too small
<Shy_Guy>: YES
<Shy_Guy>: HOW DARE YOU
<NEXandGBX>: you would only reach his shell
<Stargazing>: run away
<IcicleRain>: lol
<Crackin355>: maybe i should leave before this gets any stranger
<IcicleRain>: star cheated on me like 3 times
<Nysic>: no
<Stargazing>: you should
<Nysic>: stay here
<Shy_Guy>: then i'll climb up his head
<Icemario>: Good idea Crackin.
<Icemario>: I will join.
<Stargazing>: i never cheated on you, i'm never serious in mindless junk
<Shy_Guy>: *kills Nysic*
<DragonFreak>: i cheat
<DragonFreak>: all the time
<IcicleRain>: crackin come back to that place you definitely weren't
<Nysic>: nex cheated on me with star
NEXandGBX gets in front of shy guy
<Nysic>: learn to forgive
<NEXandGBX>: get caped
NEXandGBX capes shy guy
<Nysic>: OOOOO SHIIIITTT
<Crackin355>: sure ill go the place ive never been
<IcicleRain>: come with me
<IcicleRain>: and youll be
<IcicleRain>: in a world
<IcicleRain>: of pure chatgazing
<Nysic>: of pure imag
<Shy_Guy>: thanks nexy~
<Nysic>: fuck
<Shy_Guy>: *flies*
<Nysic>: sexy nex
<Shy_Guy>: I'M GONNA GET YOU NYSIC
NEXandGBX eats Nysic
<Shy_Guy>:
<NEXandGBX>: I'm gonna get me, Nysic.
<Nysic>: ewww i'm not into vore dude
NEXandGBX eats that illusion
NEXandGBX reveals nysic in a top hat
<NEXandGBX>: ta daaa
<Nysic>: holy shit
<Nysic>: it's a miracle
<Shy_Guy>: amazing
<Shy_Guy>: but i'm still gonna get you nysic
<NEXandGBX>: i think there's one thing left to do...
NEXandGBX gets sledgehammer
<Mariofan169>: hi
<Shy_Guy>: Hello, welcome to shitposting world
<Stargazing>: better thn shitposting*
<Mariofan169>: no that's the forums
NEXandGBX walks up to shy guy and breaks his mask with the sledgehammer
<Shy_Guy>: BUT NEX
<IcicleRain>: hi mf
<Mariofan169>: ih
<IcicleRain>: mf you missed my fangirly Jensen discussion yesterday
<Shy_Guy>: I THOUGHT WE LOVED EACH OTHER
<Shy_Guy>:
<Mariofan169>: jensen?
<IcicleRain>: >doesn't know jensen
<IcicleRain>: Jensen Ackles
<Mariofan169>: Who?
<NEXandGBX>: i don't recall every really lovin you, shy guy :<
<IcicleRain>: god fucking dean it
<NEXandGBX>: IT WAS ALL STAGED
<Crackin355>: okay leaving bye
<Mariofan169>: bye
<Shy_Guy>: :'-(
<NEXandGBX>: bye crackin
<Icemario>: He's a smart one.
<Shy_Guy>: NEEEEEEEEXXX
<Shy_Guy>: D-':