If you could kill one Mario character...

[Ray Trace]

Birdo must die! Somehow everyone must have forgot it was your enemy in Super mario bros 2, shooting egg and fireballs out of it's mouth anyone? That's why I hate birdo, plus the fact that is's just plain frik'in annoying in double-dash with the dam pink polka-dot eggs that have shells and other crap in them. You can't get away from them. Rookie was better than birdo, at least he somewhat resembled bowser.

Same with Yoshi. It shoots Green Eggs at you. Birdo just sounds like a man.

 

[SolarBlaze]

Birdo actually had a feminine voice in Super Mario Advance. I just wish they had kept it that way.

 

[Ray Trace]

Birdo actually had a feminine voice in Super Mario Advance. I just wish they had kept it that way.

I liked it when she had a man voice. LGM and I have a lot of fun with that. We just make her say, "I sound like man, but I'm not a man! I'm actually a girl. Feel the wrath of my red ribbon." It's very easy to make fun of her man voice.

 

[Lily x]

yes like harley, its so obvious he is a dude who wishes he was a gal

 

[Parakarrygun88]

Oh, rookie is bowser... wow. All this time I thought it was a look-alike. I feel stupid. I still hate birdo, you can't undo that.

 

[WaluigiWare]

But wait... if Birdo is canonically male in Japan... then explain Captain Rainbow.

Wasn't it already established that Birdo was actually a male in that game?

No. From what I've read, Birdo was arrested for using the women's restroom because the guard believed Birdo was a male, and then Captain Rainbow has to go into Birdo's house and find an item (not revealed what it is) that proves Birdo is female and show it to the guard.

 

[Mario Master1]

I would kill the one that wears gloves

 

[Parakarrygun88]

Please strangle birdo She gives me nightmares.

 

[Marioguy1]

Birdo is awesome

I don't know why everybody hates her...him...whatever, it

 

[SolarBlaze]

I like her, too. Like MrConcreteDonkey said in one of the previous pages, it's solely because of the controversy surroundering her gender.

 

[Parakarrygun88]

Precicely what I mean, we don't know what "it" is.

 

[Marioguy1]

Sexists D:<

 

[Parakarrygun88]

No, if I don't know what it is, I get freaked out.

 

[Mario Master1]

well that's your fault she's pink and therefor SHE IS AWESOMENESS

 

[SpinyMaster347]

. I find him annoying in games.

 

[WaluigiWare]

Well, I'm classifying Birdo as female, since Captain Rainbow, a Japan-exclusive game, says so.

 

[Lily x]

But wait... if Birdo is canonically male in Japan... then explain Captain Rainbow.

Wasn't it already established that Birdo was actually a male in that game?

No. From what I've read, Birdo was arrested for using the women's restroom because the guard believed Birdo was a male, and then Captain Rainbow has to go into Birdo's house and find an item (not revealed what it is) that proves Birdo is female and show it to the guard.

the item-a box a tampax

 

[WaluigiWare]

But she doesn't even wear anything there.

 

[Lily x]

:O

 

[WigglerWhoopinWarrior135]

Wario.

 

[Ray Trace]

Wario.

No, if we kill Wario, we won't be able to torture him anymore.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Wario.

No, if we kill Wario, we won't be able to torture him anymore.

No, don't you know that Wario resurrects after he dies?

 

[WaluigiWare]

Wario.

No, if we kill Wario, we won't be able to torture him anymore.

No, don't you know that Wario resurrects after he dies?

Wait... doesn't EVERY Mario character do that?

THIS THREAD IS MEANINGLESS!

 

[Nathan Fielder]

Wario.

No, if we kill Wario, we won't be able to torture him anymore.

No, don't you know that Wario resurrects after he dies?

Wait... doesn't EVERY Mario character do that?

THIS THREAD IS MEANINGLESS!

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!!!

 

[Parakarrygun88]

Tactical nuke + =